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Girl Gang Clusterfuck in Cell Block B
When prison warder Molly McGinty checks in for her night shift on Friday the 13th, little does she know the horrors which lie ahead. While the numerous girl gangs tool up for an all-out war over drugs, tobacco and toilet wine, Molly wants nothing more than a quiet shift.
She has a lot to think about, not least her love for Prisoner 117213, also known as Big Bertha. When the carnage erupts, she faces a choice: does she follow duty or love? Which of her emotions will be stronger: her fanatical devotion to the law, or the throbbing feeling in her vagina?
It’s all kicking off in Cell Block B, where the violence is hard and the women are moist.
This is your only chance to enjoy one of Terry Funicular’s pivotal works now that the Mondo Perverso films have been consigned to the flames of history, so dive right in; the water’s fucking filthy!
Girl Gang Clusterfuck in Cell Block B is part of the ‘Mondo Perverso Night Out at the Cinema Without Going to the Cinema but with a Similar Feeling Albeit in a Book Experience’ series, and is supplied with a free-of-charge audio file. To enjoy the full immersive experience, it is recommended that you do listen to the audio file. Really. It’s worth it.
She has a lot to think about, not least her love for Prisoner 117213, also known as Big Bertha. When the carnage erupts, she faces a choice: does she follow duty or love? Which of her emotions will be stronger: her fanatical devotion to the law, or the throbbing feeling in her vagina?
It’s all kicking off in Cell Block B, where the violence is hard and the women are moist.
This is your only chance to enjoy one of Terry Funicular’s pivotal works now that the Mondo Perverso films have been consigned to the flames of history, so dive right in; the water’s fucking filthy!
Girl Gang Clusterfuck in Cell Block B is part of the ‘Mondo Perverso Night Out at the Cinema Without Going to the Cinema but with a Similar Feeling Albeit in a Book Experience’ series, and is supplied with a free-of-charge audio file. To enjoy the full immersive experience, it is recommended that you do listen to the audio file. Really. It’s worth it.
62 pages, ebook
First published December 19, 2022
About the author
Peter Caffrey
33 books97 followersPeter Caffrey creates stories stained with the darkest of dark humour, featuring elements of splattery filth, horror, bizarro and absurdity.
Alongside numerous books, his work has also appeared in a number of anthologies including ABC’s of Terror (Vol 4), Call Me Hoop, Unamerican Trash, In Uterus, Prose in Poor Taste (Vol 2), The Best of Bizarro Fiction (Vol 2) and The Bumper Book of British Bizarro. He has also featured in many publications including Underbelly, Horror Sleaze Trash, Infernal Ink, Terror House, Frontier Tales and Schlock!
He likes apes, dislikes gravity, and is unlikely to change.
Alongside numerous books, his work has also appeared in a number of anthologies including ABC’s of Terror (Vol 4), Call Me Hoop, Unamerican Trash, In Uterus, Prose in Poor Taste (Vol 2), The Best of Bizarro Fiction (Vol 2) and The Bumper Book of British Bizarro. He has also featured in many publications including Underbelly, Horror Sleaze Trash, Infernal Ink, Terror House, Frontier Tales and Schlock!
He likes apes, dislikes gravity, and is unlikely to change.
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March 16, 2023
⛧⛧⛧⛧
Zombie Cheerleaders On LSD is exactly what the doctor ordered for my sinus infection. The prescription said, "consume bright and early in the morning right after coffe". Now, I'm usually not one to follow orders, but I'm happy I did this time. I listened to the audio version of this short book while working and found myself laughing out loud while my dog was staring at me, judging. A fun dose of gore and laughter did the trick, I feel better already.
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the art cover? Yes, we can.
*Available on Godless*
Zombie Cheerleaders On LSD is exactly what the doctor ordered for my sinus infection. The prescription said, "consume bright and early in the morning right after coffe". Now, I'm usually not one to follow orders, but I'm happy I did this time. I listened to the audio version of this short book while working and found myself laughing out loud while my dog was staring at me, judging. A fun dose of gore and laughter did the trick, I feel better already.
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the art cover? Yes, we can.
*Available on Godless*
March 15, 2023
Last night, I watched the first episode of a series on Netflix about psychedelic drugs. The episode was all about LSD, and wow, was it fascinating. So today, I woke up wondering how zombie cheerleaders would react to a generous dose dropped into their drinks. You can imagine how thrilled I was to find Peter Caffrey's colorful novella on just that subject on my kindle! Hold up, was that Raquel Welch rolling in the mud at a Led Zeppelin concert? But I digress. Now I know what happens. Those zombies can party. The drugs and drinks made them happy and hungry. But woof, do they stink when they begin to decay. Grab a gas mask and find out for yourself. This download from godless includes an audio file. I can't wait to listen to it. I just have to wait until it's only me in the house. I have unique taste in entertainment. How 'bout you?
September 17, 2023
What an irreverent creative mind!
Peter Caffrey’s stories are always so original and well written. He has a unique writing style, that I like. His stories aren’t conventional, they are very dark, irreverent, humorous, and sometimes disturbing.
I loved this story!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Peter Caffrey’s stories are always so original and well written. He has a unique writing style, that I like. His stories aren’t conventional, they are very dark, irreverent, humorous, and sometimes disturbing.
I loved this story!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
March 4, 2023
Horror Bookworm Reviews
Zombie Cheerleaders On LSD by Peter Caffrey
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Outside the entrance to the Virgin of Futtock’s Tomb, an archeological dig has been prepared by Professor Goodtime. This includes three students that are currently preparing for a cheerleader competition taking place the next day. As visions of elaborate treasures dance through their heads, one of the girls suffers a bite from a rat which brings the dig to a screeching halt. To make matters worse, a Music Festival nearby shares a “cider” that happens to be laced with LSD. At the very least we can say…madness ensues.
Brought to you by Peter Caffrey & Mondo Perverso Productions, ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD. The genius behind this underground driving force of cinema magic is no other than Caffrey himself. All displayed in book form, this movie going experience includes an intermission offering refreshments, tobacco and alcohol, all the while providing the reader with the stench of decaying flesh, horrific acts of violence…and naked dead chicks.
Not only do I love this title but the overwhelming discomfort and disgust of human indecency makes this is an automatic Godless purchase. If you enjoy being trapped in a kaleidoscope of sexiness, bubbling gore and intoxicating bloodlust…this psychedelic read is for you.
Treat yourself to a night out at the cinema and experience a teeth tearing throat ripping good time. Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD (i can’t stop saying the title) comes with a five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation stamp of approval.
Zombie Cheerleaders On LSD by Peter Caffrey
https://horrorbookwormreviews.com/
Outside the entrance to the Virgin of Futtock’s Tomb, an archeological dig has been prepared by Professor Goodtime. This includes three students that are currently preparing for a cheerleader competition taking place the next day. As visions of elaborate treasures dance through their heads, one of the girls suffers a bite from a rat which brings the dig to a screeching halt. To make matters worse, a Music Festival nearby shares a “cider” that happens to be laced with LSD. At the very least we can say…madness ensues.
Brought to you by Peter Caffrey & Mondo Perverso Productions, ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD. The genius behind this underground driving force of cinema magic is no other than Caffrey himself. All displayed in book form, this movie going experience includes an intermission offering refreshments, tobacco and alcohol, all the while providing the reader with the stench of decaying flesh, horrific acts of violence…and naked dead chicks.
Not only do I love this title but the overwhelming discomfort and disgust of human indecency makes this is an automatic Godless purchase. If you enjoy being trapped in a kaleidoscope of sexiness, bubbling gore and intoxicating bloodlust…this psychedelic read is for you.
Treat yourself to a night out at the cinema and experience a teeth tearing throat ripping good time. Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD (i can’t stop saying the title) comes with a five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation stamp of approval.
January 26, 2023
4.5* This is one of those where the audio version is an absolute must! Do yourself a favor and cozy down a comfy chair, couch, bed or what ever, and enjoy the voyage 😁
October 3, 2024
A Horror Bookworm Recommendation
Mondo Perverso: Welcome To The Grindhouse by Peter Caffrey
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- Outside the entrance to the Virgin of Futtock’s Tomb, an archeological dig has been prepared by Professor Goodtime. This includes three students that are currently preparing for a cheerleader competition taking place the next day. As visions of elaborate treasures dance through their heads, one of the girls suffers a bite from a rat which brings the dig to a screeching halt. To make matters worse, a Music Festival nearby shares a “cider” that happens to be laced with LSD. At the very least we can say…madness ensues.
- Walter is having a dilemma with a group of homeless women outside his establishment. With their begging, public urination, verbal abuse and left behind broken glass, he can’t seem to rid himself of the vagrants in time for a very important business deal. However, when the “ground-floor gang” of wino women discover another bunch of winos called the “sixth-floor sluts,” the result is trouble. Walter is caught in the middle of his own surreal erotic violent nightmare.
Brought to you by Peter Caffrey & Mondo Perverso Productions, ladies and gentlemen I present to you six stories of gorific grindhouse grandeur. The genius behind this underground driving force of cinema magic is no other than Caffrey himself. From the galaxies Holy Order Of Star Whores to the most vile of women’s prisons, with these otherworldly Caffrey experiences you will meet his most unusual characters. You will encounter the likes of Nurse Ginger Bush, Buzz Lovebeads, Septic Susan, Madam Mudflaps and Big Bertha…just to name a few.
Author Peter Caffrey “breaks the mold” when it comes to writing bizarro/extreme/splatter fiction. He delivers sex-plagued strange storylines with unusual shocks of blood and gore. The overwhelming discomfort and disgust of human indecency continually leads to a throat-ripping good time. If you enjoy being trapped in a kaleidoscope of sexiness, bubbling gore and intoxicating bloodlust, Mr. Peter Caffrey is for you. He’s pretty much the Mr. Bungle of this genre.
Whether you’re running a gaggle of prostitutes or exploring the grotesque mysteries of a dense jungle, your trigger warnings will be forever trampled upon to the point of asking forgiveness from Lord Dildo - Ruler of the Universe. A five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation.
Mondo Perverso: Welcome To The Grindhouse by Peter Caffrey
https://horrorbookwormreviews.com/
- Outside the entrance to the Virgin of Futtock’s Tomb, an archeological dig has been prepared by Professor Goodtime. This includes three students that are currently preparing for a cheerleader competition taking place the next day. As visions of elaborate treasures dance through their heads, one of the girls suffers a bite from a rat which brings the dig to a screeching halt. To make matters worse, a Music Festival nearby shares a “cider” that happens to be laced with LSD. At the very least we can say…madness ensues.
- Walter is having a dilemma with a group of homeless women outside his establishment. With their begging, public urination, verbal abuse and left behind broken glass, he can’t seem to rid himself of the vagrants in time for a very important business deal. However, when the “ground-floor gang” of wino women discover another bunch of winos called the “sixth-floor sluts,” the result is trouble. Walter is caught in the middle of his own surreal erotic violent nightmare.
Brought to you by Peter Caffrey & Mondo Perverso Productions, ladies and gentlemen I present to you six stories of gorific grindhouse grandeur. The genius behind this underground driving force of cinema magic is no other than Caffrey himself. From the galaxies Holy Order Of Star Whores to the most vile of women’s prisons, with these otherworldly Caffrey experiences you will meet his most unusual characters. You will encounter the likes of Nurse Ginger Bush, Buzz Lovebeads, Septic Susan, Madam Mudflaps and Big Bertha…just to name a few.
Author Peter Caffrey “breaks the mold” when it comes to writing bizarro/extreme/splatter fiction. He delivers sex-plagued strange storylines with unusual shocks of blood and gore. The overwhelming discomfort and disgust of human indecency continually leads to a throat-ripping good time. If you enjoy being trapped in a kaleidoscope of sexiness, bubbling gore and intoxicating bloodlust, Mr. Peter Caffrey is for you. He’s pretty much the Mr. Bungle of this genre.
Whether you’re running a gaggle of prostitutes or exploring the grotesque mysteries of a dense jungle, your trigger warnings will be forever trampled upon to the point of asking forgiveness from Lord Dildo - Ruler of the Universe. A five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation.
February 24, 2025
Inspired by the wild, explicit, and utterly unhinged world of grindhouse cinema, Peter Caffrey delivers six outrageous and original stories:
🔥 Nympho Nurses’ Top-Up Terror – A chemical sex plague catches up with a rowdy, rebellious group of nurses.
🧟♀️ Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD – A cursed archaeological site turns three students into mindless, bloodthirsty killers.
🚀 Star Whores: Return of the Dildo – Buzz Lovebeads and his crew of misfits embark on a quest to recover a mysterious artifact for the Holy Order of the Star Whores.
🔪 Girl Gang Clusterfuck in Cell Block B – Just what it says on the package.
🍖 Cannibal She-Devils of the Umpopo Delta – A group of flawed missionaries face off against a tribe of cannibal Amazons.
🚗 Wino Women’s Car Park Catfight – A kind-hearted car park warden’s life spirals into chaos as homeless women move in and create absolute anarchy.
Not my usual kind of read, but this was definitely a bizarre ride! It’s uncomfortable and disgusting, wild and crude, but also insanely creative and darkly hilarious. Probably not for the easily offended, but if you have a taste for depraved humor, this will make you laugh (and squirm).
The ridiculous character names alone had me cracking up, and my favorite story? Star Whores: Return of the Dildo—absolute gold.
If you enjoy your fiction soaked in gore, depravity, and pitch-black humor, Peter Caffrey’s work is definitely worth checking out.
🔥 Nympho Nurses’ Top-Up Terror – A chemical sex plague catches up with a rowdy, rebellious group of nurses.
🧟♀️ Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD – A cursed archaeological site turns three students into mindless, bloodthirsty killers.
🚀 Star Whores: Return of the Dildo – Buzz Lovebeads and his crew of misfits embark on a quest to recover a mysterious artifact for the Holy Order of the Star Whores.
🔪 Girl Gang Clusterfuck in Cell Block B – Just what it says on the package.
🍖 Cannibal She-Devils of the Umpopo Delta – A group of flawed missionaries face off against a tribe of cannibal Amazons.
🚗 Wino Women’s Car Park Catfight – A kind-hearted car park warden’s life spirals into chaos as homeless women move in and create absolute anarchy.
Not my usual kind of read, but this was definitely a bizarre ride! It’s uncomfortable and disgusting, wild and crude, but also insanely creative and darkly hilarious. Probably not for the easily offended, but if you have a taste for depraved humor, this will make you laugh (and squirm).
The ridiculous character names alone had me cracking up, and my favorite story? Star Whores: Return of the Dildo—absolute gold.
If you enjoy your fiction soaked in gore, depravity, and pitch-black humor, Peter Caffrey’s work is definitely worth checking out.
May 19, 2023
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Walter Hardy is a car park attendant and not a very good one as there are two factions of homeless women camped out in the car park and a porn slinging mafia guy illegally parked. When the porn shop owners drugs go missing, Walter must find them or else. Filled with depravity, homeless ladies vaginas, and some weird sex, Caffrey ends the first Mondo Perverso series with a bang. *snort* HIGHLY RECOMMEND (especially the audio). 10/5.
Walter Hardy is a car park attendant and not a very good one as there are two factions of homeless women camped out in the car park and a porn slinging mafia guy illegally parked. When the porn shop owners drugs go missing, Walter must find them or else. Filled with depravity, homeless ladies vaginas, and some weird sex, Caffrey ends the first Mondo Perverso series with a bang. *snort* HIGHLY RECOMMEND (especially the audio). 10/5.
August 29, 2024
Mondo Perverso: Welcome To Grindhouse by Peter Caffrey
This book was awesome!! 6 short stories that take you on a wild ride. My jaw dropped in parts and others made me giggle. My favorite story was Star Whores: Return Of The Dildo 🤣
This book comes out September 1st, and I’m telling you, DON’T WAIT! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This book was awesome!! 6 short stories that take you on a wild ride. My jaw dropped in parts and others made me giggle. My favorite story was Star Whores: Return Of The Dildo 🤣
This book comes out September 1st, and I’m telling you, DON’T WAIT! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
September 20, 2024
I was in a book slump and it took me forever to read. All I can remember is the what I just finished in the last week and I do have to say this book was pretty disgusting and gross. I’m only giving it a 3 star due to that. One day I’ll go back and re read it so I can get the full effect of this book
January 20, 2023
First let's just appreciate how awesome the cover is. Now Zombie cheerleaders on lsd is everything you expect and more. I recommend listening over reading to get the full force of the brilliance that is Peter Caffrey. Hilarious depravity at its finest.
April 21, 2023
Another fantastic cover to go with another hilarious and over the top filth filled Caffrey classic. To get the full Mondo Perverso experience you need to listen to it and you don't laugh until you cry you're dead inside.
April 5, 2023
What the f*ck did I just listen to? Definitely not for the faint of heart or easily offended.
December 16, 2025
Hot trash. So exactly as advertised!
August 13, 2024
An eclectic collection of gory humour with an overdose of bizarro. Loved it!
Six completely different short stories that transport that will make you laugh and will increase your vocabulary of funny names of groinal anatomy!!
With failed military experiments provoking extreme violence and insatiable desires; sweet revenge of those who seek to roofie vulnerable cheerleaders; an eminent sex toy that was the story that Star Trek could have been; competing rivalries causing chaos in Cell Block B; man juice hungry cannibals; and down and out women wrapping up this down and out fabulous collection.
Releases on 1 Sep. Grab this by the (insert the funny name of your choice for men’s dangly bits)!
Six completely different short stories that transport that will make you laugh and will increase your vocabulary of funny names of groinal anatomy!!
With failed military experiments provoking extreme violence and insatiable desires; sweet revenge of those who seek to roofie vulnerable cheerleaders; an eminent sex toy that was the story that Star Trek could have been; competing rivalries causing chaos in Cell Block B; man juice hungry cannibals; and down and out women wrapping up this down and out fabulous collection.
Releases on 1 Sep. Grab this by the (insert the funny name of your choice for men’s dangly bits)!
December 27, 2022
This was a pleasure for my ears and my eyes. Peter Caffrey is a straight up genius oh he's a filthy one but I love it.
Rowdy Nurses on motor bikes go camping. Throw in a bunch of horny doctors that follow them and you get a Caffrey master piece that shouldn't be missf.
Rowdy Nurses on motor bikes go camping. Throw in a bunch of horny doctors that follow them and you get a Caffrey master piece that shouldn't be missf.
March 12, 2023
Do not read this story!
Listen to the audiobook!! This story is born to be delivered as audio, or rather a movie experience without the pictures 😁
Must be like watching a movie when blind!
Do it. Now!
Listen to the audiobook!! This story is born to be delivered as audio, or rather a movie experience without the pictures 😁
Must be like watching a movie when blind!
Do it. Now!
May 25, 2024
This was my second book by Peter Caffrey and I definitely will be reading more!
I love prison stories and this one was so chaotic and such a fun time! The ending was crazy and all of the different characters made the story an engaging read.
4/5
I love prison stories and this one was so chaotic and such a fun time! The ending was crazy and all of the different characters made the story an engaging read.
4/5
February 21, 2023
Glenda Gash, Betty Box, Selena Snatch......
No one can do it better than Caffrey! The names alone are fucking brilliant. This is the second book in the Mondo Perverso series. Where can you get this series? Godless.com of course. What the fuck are you waiting for? Get your ass over there and buy it!!
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
No one can do it better than Caffrey! The names alone are fucking brilliant. This is the second book in the Mondo Perverso series. Where can you get this series? Godless.com of course. What the fuck are you waiting for? Get your ass over there and buy it!!
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
February 21, 2023
He had me at 'sex snot'.
July 5, 2024
Peter Caffrey never disappoints!
I was extremely engaged in this story from beginning to end, I just couldn't put it down. This is a novella that kind of just ends when you are least expecting it and leaves you wanting more.
4/5
I was extremely engaged in this story from beginning to end, I just couldn't put it down. This is a novella that kind of just ends when you are least expecting it and leaves you wanting more.
4/5
May 9, 2023
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ZOMBIE CHEERLEADERS ON LSD by Peter Caffrey
Zombies, archeology, and some necrophilia makes this one of my favorites from Caffrey. Corpse frothing is soooo gross and the way he describes it, it made my stomach turn. Listen to the audio for the full experience though. HIGHLY RECOMMEND 5/5.
ZOMBIE CHEERLEADERS ON LSD by Peter Caffrey
Zombies, archeology, and some necrophilia makes this one of my favorites from Caffrey. Corpse frothing is soooo gross and the way he describes it, it made my stomach turn. Listen to the audio for the full experience though. HIGHLY RECOMMEND 5/5.
February 5, 2023
Where to start 😂 Gore...sex...what more could you ask for? Fast, but fun read!!! Some books drag...or stop to soon. This could have gone for a bit more. The descriptions of the scenes made you want more!!! 5 ⭐ from me!!!
January 9, 2023
It’s the best Nicholas Cage movie in book form I have never seen.
January 23, 2023
It was a fun short story, just wish there was more LSD involved.
February 18, 2023
🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
This is fucking hilarious!! No one can do these stories better than Peter Caffrey!! Can not wait for the rest in this series.
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
This is fucking hilarious!! No one can do these stories better than Peter Caffrey!! Can not wait for the rest in this series.
Happy Reading and Splatter On.....
February 23, 2023
Now that's how you do galactic filth. Plug your earphones in and get the full experience and if you don't laugh out loud you're either lying or dead inside.
March 7, 2023
Peter Caffrey's Nympho Nurses is the kind of book that if you accidentally buy it twice, you don't whine, complain, or ask for a refund. This is because, as it stands, you are already getting more than ten times your money's worth. I started with the audio book, and it was like nothing I had ever experienced before. It is kind of like a radio drama, but not. It is unique. Professionally done. Special. The lore behind Terry Funnivulat and the Mondoe Perverso universe is unlike anything that has come before it. And for only 99 cents on Godless (or $1.98 in my case. Lol.) Peter is practically giving the book away!
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