4 stories of supernatural horror, crime, and science fiction make up Matt Converse's new short stories collection. I confess being seduced by the cover, and went ahead and purchased a copy. I don't regret it, but I have to admit that going through the collection proved to be a difficult task: the pacing is uneven, and the stories drag too long. Unlike most short stories today, there are no twist endings, and the premises, though original, actually go nowhere. The first story, about evil dolls, has a great build-up, snappy dialogue, and a creepy atmosphere; sadly, there's no ending. The second and the third stories, about a Lady Gaga drag queen serial killer and a psychotic tennis club president wannabe respectively, are subtly humorous, but the dialogue feels contrived and plotwise there's ultimately nothing new here. The last story, a science fiction tale about insectoid robots attacking a 90-year-old woman, had a lot of potential, but I just couldn't bring myself to believe that a woman of that age, with zero know-how of technology, could really act and think so swiftly, almost MacGyver-like. She even avoids consulting her phone. Yes, it could happen; this is a big world, after all, but the author seems to take it too easily for granted. In sum, I felt I was pointlessly wandering about in these stories. Perhaps someone else will enjoy them more.