The Father`s Book contains everything a modern dad needs in order to discharge his duties, and more. * Top 10 excuses for forgetting your child`s birthday * An easy-to-use prep sheet for the dreaded `facts of life` talk * Rules for dancing in front of your kids * Tips on steering your children into the right career. Sample `Doctors save lives. And even when they don`t, they still get paid!` * Post-natal your rights * Grown-up kids? Bill them for their upbringing A genuinely funny antidote to the usual tired Father’s Day gifts.