Audible Series Listen October 25 - December 28, 2024
(Rating & Review from initial read thru)
I received a free copy of this title to read and review for Wicked Reads
Purely sentimental rating of 3 stars because it's always amazing to revisit a favorite series featuring beloved characters by an all-time favorite author.
Instead of a review written in paragraph form, I am going to do as I did for the previous installment, where I answer questions longtime readers wish answered.
1: Can this be read as a standalone?
No. This is book 30 which is also a continuation of the previous installment. At least 25 of the novels in the series need to be read, along with Smolder. Otherwise, the world building and huge cast of characters would be beyond confusing.
2: Does the wedding take place?
NO. A huge empathic NO. OMG. I feel as if I got married and am currently going through a divorce since Anita and Jean-Claude became engaged.
3: Does Anita's family come to town?
Yes. They come to town for a meet & greet and for Dad to get his tux fitted. This is the first third of the novel before it shifts. Almost 4o% of the novel, even though it meanders (see Q8) Then the ending.
4: Is the plot a monster hunt or police procedural?
Yes. Dolph is on scene in the beginning. There are a series of hate crimes against preternatural creatures. Since Anita is busy with her family in town, she offloads the case onto other marshals, but then she is drawn into the case as she and her people are targeted.
5: Is the preternatural crime a continuation of Smolder?
Yes. I have zero idea why Anita and her cop and mashal friends are confused since Smolder ended with no conclusion to this particular storyline. There are vampires being manipulated into doing hate crimes, yet they don't remember what the bad guy did in the previous installment. Just as they seem to forget he is a dragon as they try to figure out what the huge reptilian footprints could possibly be. SMDH.
6: Is Edward in the novel?
Yes. Edward rides in to save the day. This is the best part of the novel, where I was able to read this portion without being disinterested or torn out of the story. I prefer a limited cast of characters when Anita goes hunting with her fellow marshals, but Slay takes place in St. Louis homebase. This portion of the novel was small, and it was the best part of the novel.
7: Olaf "Otto" Jeffries?
Y E S. I know the Anita Blake fandom is torn between love and hate with our favorite lion serial killer. Honestly, the handful of creepy dialogue between Olaf and Anita made it worth reading the novel. I don't need hearts and flowers, just page after page of their bizarre banter and creepy dialogue. I live for it.
8: Sexfest, yay or nay?
Nay. Honestly, there were so many false stops and starts to sex that it became almost a drinking game. I'm snockered. I'm unsure if Anita actually ever went through with the act. It was just downright bizarre how Anita was behaving as if she had a lobotomy. She was oddly telling everyone ILY, starting sex and never finishing it, none of it for a succubus reason. Poor Wicked Truth needing to be healed as Anita dragged her feet or got distracted. Honestly, it was disgusting that this happened over and over again, as if ANYTHING Anita was doing or thinking or emoting was as important as healing her top bodyguards. Baffling. The bulk majority of the novel featured this ridiculousness, which was combined with...
8: Does the story meander?
Non-phucking-stop. Anita suddenly developed ADHD, and this is said by someone who is afflicted herself. From one sentence to the next, Anita would forget what she was doing or thinking and start rambling on and on about fifty characters that are honestly nobodies. Physical features, how they met, what they're wearing, just meandering for pages on end for no reason whatsoever. I was like, "IDC! I've read 30 books. I know exactly who this person is and what they look like, and I can't figure out why this inanity is getting so much word-count when this character lends zilch to the storyline." Over and over again.
9: Are the OG MCs on scene?
No. Not really. Which is why it was a pleasure to see Edward and Olaf, even if it was a few pages. Richard was utilized as a plot device but not a true scene of connection. We get a small taste of JC, like someone took our appetizer away in the middle of our first bite before the flavor even hit our tongue. We get some mind-to-mind or phone calls. I honestly cannot remember the last novel that Anita actually interacted with Micah or Nathaniel in a scene and not just a call or reminder they exist.
UGH! All these one-dimensional newly added characters dominated the scenes, where they pop up, get meandering info-drops, are relevant for like two lines of dialogue, and drop off, only for another one of them to come on-scene. Repeat. Repeat. Not to speak for every reader, but these characters just need to go away with some focus on characters with backstory and a true connection to Anita. 3D characters who deserve some page-time, where readers deserve more than a small taste. The 1D characters aren't around enough to matter, even if LKH goes on and on and uses Anita to tell us how important and how loved they are. In 30 books, they're a blip, I have no idea why we're focusing on them. Meanwhile, series staples are becoming the blip, while 30+ randos are focused upon. It's not interesting. It's unemotional and a major disconnect.
10: Does Anita ever take a shower without pages of negotiations, especially under dire situations?
No. Evidently not. Reminiscent of Rafael, Anita cannot seem to just take a shower and go about business. Only this time it was at the hospital to help Wicked & Truth, only meandering descriptions of 1D throwaway characters were more important.
11: Does Anita still overthink everything?
Yes. It seems to be a totally different version of overthinking than what was shown in the first 20-some novels. It's so exhausting to read, let alone empathize with for Anita as a character. Whether it's showering or loving someone or what weapon to use, everything is discussed, negotiated upon, when there needs to be things that Anita should be allowed to decide because she is an autonomous being. Something that should take five minutes, maybe two lines on a page, take almost a chapter or more and derails the pacing. It makes it an exhausted slog, where Anita's personality is nonexistent anymore...
12: Is Anita in a polyamorous relationship with the entire cast of characters?
... Anita's personality is almost nonexistent anymore, almost as meaningless and unemotional as her connections to the loves of her lives. There is polyamory, then there is having 50+ relationships. A lover hoarder, spread too thin, until all the love and connection is just Anita lying to herself to keep the peace.
With the OGs, the readers got to experience Anita fall in love. With these 1D characters- I won't call them new since they've been around for many, many books but still have zero personality other than placeholders- they came on scene, LKH put them in readers' faces and told us Anita loved them, with zero of the tension, work, or relationship and character building.
These nothingness relationships that LKH is hyper focused on lessens the connection Anita shares with EVERYONE. In fact, they are so insecure, Anita must coddle them every time they walk into the room. Who mouth-kisses their spouse every single time they see them, during emergencies, in front of police, at the hospital, in front of family members. We're not talking a quick hello and ILY but open-mouthed kisses to prove you want them as much as all the others in the poly group. How exhausting, clingy, and insecure that Anita cannot even deal with an emergency or have a conversation with her family without literally making out with all the people who enter the kitchen just to prove to her family (no, to the READERS, who are not buying it) that Anita loves these 1D characters with zero personality and absolutely no interactions that make them worthwhile or entertaining to read. In a quest to show poly relationships, LHK has managed to make a mockery of them. It worked early on with the OG MCs but not these randos. Pierrette even had to interrupt Anita having an important convo with her father just to assert herself into Anita's life. Exhausting.
Final thoughts: I'm exhausted. I'd take a sex-fest over this meandering, mentally exhausting slog. Imagine that every time someone was hired at your place of work, they're suddenly a member of your poly group. You get no choice. They were hired, so now you must sex them up and tell them ILY every single time they walk into the room. Just stop the emergency meeting to kiss them and soothe their injured pride, when there are actual wounded people surrounding you. Worse, you're the CEO and they're the support staff that you have to coddle. Anita's relationship with 99% of her lovers is creepy as she is their queen and they must obey her. Talk about an imbalance of power and inability to consent. Honestly, I have no idea why this is a hill LKH wants to die upon, but she keeps doubling down. This series would benefit from more that 2/3 of the cast to just fade into the background, where LKH starts to focus on actual meaningful relationships with the more than dozen OG MCs that have personalities.
Slay is a novel devoid of actual sex but it isn't a monster hunt or police procedural either. Slay doesn't know what it is. We'd have a third of a novel if LKH didn't go down a list to see who she needs to include in conversations, where all they do is negotiate and delay important stuff by arguing with and exhausting Anita.
If Anita's world were real life, it'd be a nightmare. Anita needs to "queen" and tell them all to go back to work. No coddling, handholding, or ego-soothing. Just ignore them as the toddlers they are and go about work, then have a true, intimate moment of connection with two or three of the actual loves of her life. You'd think all that therapy stuff would teach Anita how toxic every single one of her relationships are.
Shout out to Wicked & Truth, the brothers who were injured in the very beginning of the novel while protecting Anita & JC, where Anita never did manage to even attempt to heal them. Anita and triage are not besties. Go give Pierrette a kiss because her ego is more important than healing actual life-altering injuries. Cheers to the Wicked Truth, Anita is not a queen I'd follow if her lovelife is more important than injuries incurred in the act of duty.