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Johnny Heartless
Johnny Heartless, possibly the most edgy comic book character to grace the printed page. He's blunt, he's raw, but most of all, he's a hilarious read.
96 pages, Paperback
Published January 14, 2007
About the author
Dennes Sims
4 booksDennes Sims writes stories where sarcasm skirts the razor's edge of decorum, where pirates have worse impulse control than you do, and history is a plaything to change as we see fit.
Before terrorizing the high seas of fiction with Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate, Dennes spent years writing supernatural and horror screenplays—because apparently “fun” used to mean demons, vampires, and all the haunted things that wanted you dead. Somewhere along the line, he decided the world needed less brooding and more swashbuckling smart-mouths... something he was more proficient at.
When he’s not plotting literary mutiny, he’s composing music, wrangling technology, and drinking coffee like it became a grudge match with Juan Valdez. He firmly believes every day can be improved with a good joke, a ridiculous adventure, or at least one scene involving a swordfight.
Before terrorizing the high seas of fiction with Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate, Dennes spent years writing supernatural and horror screenplays—because apparently “fun” used to mean demons, vampires, and all the haunted things that wanted you dead. Somewhere along the line, he decided the world needed less brooding and more swashbuckling smart-mouths... something he was more proficient at.
When he’s not plotting literary mutiny, he’s composing music, wrangling technology, and drinking coffee like it became a grudge match with Juan Valdez. He firmly believes every day can be improved with a good joke, a ridiculous adventure, or at least one scene involving a swordfight.
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