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264 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 17, 2011
That little girl inside of her who had dreamed of a father who read bedtime stories, and sheltered her from the evil deeds of the world, wanted to reach out and grab hold of the connection he had declared and never, ever let go. But the little girl who had grown up with a father who murdered people in their basement shuddered with fear and shooed the hope away with a scowl.
“She’s like the Hitler of Scottish pronunciation.”
“I heard that!”
“Good, maybe you’ll stop correcting me every five seconds.”
“Maybe you’ll start pronouncing words correctly and stop embarrassing me.”
“Embarrassing you? I’m sorry if I can’t understand why you people think it’s acceptable to name a street Cockburn Street just because you pronounce it Co-burn Street.”
“They sent babies to do a man’s job.”
“Well, you know what they say about babies.” The soul eater smirked. “What’s that?”
“Don’t underestimate the amount of shit they can bring.”