I’ve been her guardian for a decade. What I am now should send me to hell.
I never thought my solitary life on my farm was lonely. I swore off women long ago, so children were never on my radar. But when the big city attorney showed up in a limousine with Ruby in the backseat, hugging a Louis Vuitton teddy bear, I knew my simple, small-town life would never be the same.
As the years passed, we worked the farm side by side, her life of luxury long forgotten. Her eighteenth birthday has come and gone, and my feelings have turned sinful. Out in the open, she calls me Eli, but alone in her room at night, she calls me Daddy. Her sweet smile and feminine curves call to me in ways I can no longer ignore.
I fear one day she will want that life back. She will spread her wings and try to fly away from here. From me. But when the forbidden fire between us ignites, there’s no turning back. I will do whatever it takes to bind her to me here forever before she finds out the truth.
Since I was a little girl, I’ve made up stories. I would lay in my bed at night and before I knew what a trope was, I would make up these trope filled stories. Boy sees girl, boys falls for girl, boy saves girl….happily ever after. As I got older, the stories turned steamier and more intricate, but the basics never changed.
Now, my books are still full of romance but the naughty bits are naughtier, my hero’s are obsessed alpha types and my heroines are quirky, real women who come in all shapes and sizes.
So, sit back, banish the real world and get lost in some over the top romance with a heaping helping of hot. xoxoxo
Genuinely ridiculous and everything I was in the mood for. Step Uncle / guardian lusting after his niece / ward. Age Gap, lactation kink and breeding. It's like the trifecta of smut.
She is purity and innocence and I want to defile her in a thousand ways.
Ruby is off limits even if she's been secretly lusting after Uncle Eli. He's tried to do the right thing all these years and has been a total caregiver. Finally he's taking something for himself.
It's what you should expect from this author. Sweetness, daddy kink, wet panties and preposterous declarations. You know the kind where you're cringing, yet secretly swooning on the inside? Total written porn.
That man has been my father for a decade. He's on top of me. His thickness tearing through my virginity as he whispers for me to be good and don't tell.
TROPES: ~guardian/ward ~pseudo-incest (he's her step-uncle & she calls him Uncle) ~DUAL VIRGINS! ~forced proximity ~age gap of 22 years ~size difference
Omg y'all. I'm a huge fan of anything Dani Wyatt has written. This is a favorite!!
Ruby lives with her step-uncle and has been for 10 years. She's 18 now and realizing the feelings she has for him are wrong but she can't stop. Nightly she calls out "Daddy" while she's having personal time. She's just waiting for him to make the first move, and he does.
Knowing your brother's daughter is going to be your wife and the mother of your children is not something you admit readily. Even to yourself.
Because of a side effect of her medication, Ruby is lactating. Eli, her uncle, decides to take matters into his own hands (...or mouth, wink wink). When things start between them, it gets SO HOT! I absolutely loved the chemistry between them. It nearly burned my kindle up!
"I'm your father and I own you like I do every cow in the barn. You are part of my herd now, angel. My milky little cow. Daddy's going to use you for his own relief. You just be quiet and don't tell."
LIKES: ~she calls him uncle but is dying to call him daddy. ~Eli watched p0rn to "learn" about sex and how to pleasure Ruby because they're both virgins! ~Eli is a recluse, doesn't like to talk to the people in the town, and they call him "mouse". He also can't read or write. He writes a letter to her to confess his feelings. It was so sweet. I loved this because I like reading about "broken heroes" who learn to heal with the help of their woman! ~Eli raised Ruby since she was 8 years old. He was a father figure... but turned into a daddy ;) ~all the LACTATION! It's a secret kink of mine so I enjoyed it!
DISLIKES: ~in the beginning, Ruby wants to go to college and gets accepted into a few. But there's absolutely no other mention of it.
SAFETY: Ages: 18h, 40H Virgin/celibate: dual virgins! OM/OW drama: none Cheating/sharing: none Triggers: side character is pregnant, it's a big part of the story Kinks: DD/lg, lactation, dry humping, pushes it back inside ;), "good girl" HEA?: yes!
Second, this is straddling that line there between right and wrong. The man literally raised her up since she was two or something. I mean.................. last time I checked, this wasn't shelved under dark romance nor taboo. But then, I might be preaching to the wrong crowd.
Like, hello? Have you met me before? I've championed fantasy over rationality/reality so many times before. So, I don't know why reading this one had ruffled my feathers up. Probably the slump. I've gotten de-oversensitize after not picking up smut over a month. Yeesh. No wonder some people got so judgemental over us.
Thirdly, MILKING is again not my thing. It sounds, in theory, should be my thing. But honey, sometimes I found kinks out there that make me think, why the hell is that a kink? Like, I need someone to sit down and explain to me why this is hot, because I don't see it. I'll keep an open mind.
Dani Wyatt's latest release, Step-Farmer, is an age-gap and forbidden romance that continues the theme of the Wanting What's Wrong series. Eli and Ruby have a pseudo uncle/father figure type of relationship even though they are not related to each other by blood. However, there is no denying that he did raise her into adulthood and their relationship is not "right" by traditional standards. The author does introduce a new element to her books that will surprise and delight many readers. Despite their age-gap, Eli and Ruby's relationship worked for me because he had been in love with her for years. There was a point in their relationship that changed from something that was familial to an increasingly dark and sinful desire. As always, Dani Wyatt excels at the rising sexual tension and dirty talk between her characters. Although I didn't really care for the Marcy and David sub-plot, I did enjoy seeing Eli assert his authority over those teenagers when push came to shove. What I cared more for was the blooming relationship between our main couple and the author surely delivered. It was wicked and super steamy—everything you'd want in a short erotic romance.
"I have lived according to my own set of rules, why should that stop when it comes to Ruby? My most precious possession."
In the end, I really enjoyed Eli and Ruby's story and look forward to whatever Dani Wyatt has in stores for her readers next. If I could summarize this book in three words, it would be "sweet and dirty." All Eli ever wanted for Ruby was her happiness and he absolutely succeeded in taking care of all her needs. In addition to having a neglectful and self-absorbed father, Eli was the only male figure in her life and he eventually became everything she wanted for herself. I highly recommend this book and series to those who like the age-gap and forbidden romance tropes. Fans of Dani Wyatt will enjoy this immensely as it features a possessive and obsessive hero who will do anything for his sweet and innocent heroine. The book does end with a cute and sexy epilogue between Eli and Ruby.
*This ARC was generously provided by the author and publisher for an honest review*
4⭐️ hot with little plot. Said I will give the author another shot and I am not disappointed. Don’t expect more than lusting, milking, breeding, nice and dirty daddy talk. It is what k is 👍
Dual virgin romance!! ( I literally clasped my hands together and gasped in delight!!) Quote, " We will make love as virgins and if God blesses our deviant union, " Eli Safe No cheating No OM No OW No separation No gross condom use Very descriptive erotic sex scenes!! HEA Age gap, step uncle, D/lg kink, breeding kink, breast milk kink, little stalking, passionate sex OTT hero, gentle giant, sweet, man of few words, attentive, protective, strong moral compass, does not trust people, only cares for the h. Farmer, hard worker. The heroine is sweet and in love with him just as fiercely as he is in love with her. They are good together. Ruby was raised by Eli since she was 8 and his love for her turned from protective to romantic, she turned 18 and now, nothing stops him from making her his. The love is there and well established and the characters are lovable, you root for their happiness. Read it. I recommend it! I love dual virgin romances with worthy MC's and even though the Daddy kink is not for me, neither is the step uncle thing, I push that aside for the romance that is worth it. It is worth the read. Dani Wyatt delivered on this one! I will be rereading it again. *swoon* I love Eli! Happy reading!!!
Well, this one was different! Definitely taboo as the hero has practically raised the heroine (he was her guardian when her father was declared dead.)
This had lots of elements I love in a romance—an innocent heroine, an obsessed, protective, possessive and determined hero who will cross any line to claim his woman, including some light stalking. And who doesn’t love a behemoth hero who is the town outcast?
What kinda threw me off was the whole milking thing (that’s an unintentional pun right there!) can’t say as Ive ever really read about that kink. And the part where he calls her his little cow..welp, that’s a new one. Didn’t exactly bring the swoon for me, it was too weird but i did love the ending with a big family. There were enough aspects of this little romance nugget, that while not swoony, didn’t piss me off, so I enjoyed it. I love a dark, taboo romance that’s safe, so 4 stars for that alone, milk kinkery aside!
Safe. Dual virgins. No others, sharing or cheating. Dark: hero is heroines step uncle and has raised her, slightly stalks her. HEA with epilogue years out.
Ho-lee-fudge!!! I absolutely LOVED this one. It's very taboo, so I'm warning you. There's a huge age gap and there's lactation involved. Kinky!!
Ruby (virgin, lactation issues) was sent to live with her dad's step-brother, Eli (farmer, giant, possessive, obsessive), when her dad dies under mysterious circumstances. Eli has raised her since she was like ten? When her body changes, he turns into a kinky devil. Again, I wish there was more sex. He promised to do some things to her that we never get to read about and I'm super disappointed in that. The other thing is when the "surprise" happens at the end, it left me more confused than anything else.
I’m mixed about this author. I really love this genre of super fast, hot & steamy quick reads. Several authors in this genre are at the top of my list of must-read favorites (OTT & Jessa Kane). Others are a miss for me because of lack of steamy spice. This author definitely falls on the favorites side of the fence with me but not quite at the top of the list.
In this case the spicy steaminess was definitely there but the storyline was a fail with me. Granted, it was just there to move the story along and doesn’t mean much, but I felt like it was all over the place. Teen boys fighting, MMC traumatic and embarrassing history and ongoing harassment, bff knocked up / her bf not stepping up, and the FMC dad plot line that came out of nowhere and then went nowhere…. Plus the teenager lactating and pumping 4x a day was just weird and admittedly not one of my more favorite kinks to read. The best part about this story was definitely the taboo nature of basically a father/ daughter relationship plus I love some good old-fashioned stalking, yum…
I will DEFINITELY be picking up more books by Dani Watt, plus I love quick & dirty reads, but I’m not in any hurry.
Ruby has had some complications, and her medicine makes her lactate; she couldn't hide this from her uncle, so she told. (But he is crazy about her, and without her knowledge, he makes her special cookies and tea that keep up her milk)
He is so obsessed with her that he spends hours sniffing her laundry. LOL 😂
Their bedrooms are next to each other, and he has been listening to her get off at night and call him daddy.
ℋℯ𝓇 😻 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒻ℴ𝓇ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝒷ℯ 𝓂𝓎 𝓌ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓈.
He wants to claim her, and now that she is 18 years old, he can't wait another minute, so he breaks her pump in the hopes that she'll need him to help her relieve the pain, and he is more than willing to help. 😉
Ruby and Eli have a special relationship. He's her step-uncle, but the family lines are complicated. I liked the way the relationship kind of mushroomed out and thought it was cute that he was so obsessive of her. I really wanted to picture him as a big and burly mountain man kind of guy, but, I just couldn't. As I was reading it, I kept picturing him as that dude from the original Men in Black movie, the giant cockroach guy that uses skin suits? And as much as I kept trying, that mental image just wouldn't go away. Aside from that, it's a fun and quick read with interesting characters that grow on you. Once the spiciness starts, it just keep going, too, so there's that, lol
1.5 stars I would have enjoyed it more if it weren't for some inconsistencies: Like he is supposedly illiterate because his family took him out of school since farmers don't need books but was apparently in school long enough to be a senior who got publicly humiliated by girls pretending he won homecoming king. But then he managed to write her a little love note with a childish handwriting.
I was also waiting for Ruby to find out that Eli was giving her lactation cookies and special tea to make her lactate.
The end was also underwhelming... there was a twist her dad was alive after faking his death and left her money and lied about Eli siphoning her money away, seducing her to take it all. But Eli explained it all away after she woke up from passing out. I don't know what the point of this ending was as it contributed nothing to the story. Public outcry/scandal about them being together, or Ruby learning he was giving her lactation cookies and feeling a little manipulated would have been a better climax ending for them to get through before their HEA.
WOW! Dani Wyatt, Dani Wyatt, Dani Wyatt! 10 stars. You definitely want to make sure no one is looking over your shoulder while reading this. It's so hot and sinful. Love this author!
Sweet story with a smoking hot daddy. Quick read that was a lot of fun. Enjoyed the story and all the hot daddy action. Another great Dani Wyatt story.
Tropes: Step uncle x step niece Hot gruffy growly farmer hero Sexy innocent hot and kind heroine HEA and kids Old fashioned really Possessive and protective Lactation and breeding kink Daddy kink as well
She is his step niece and he’s been in love with her since she came to live with him but changed after she turned 18. She had an issue with her periods so they sorted it out the only downside to the medication being that she leaked milk and needed to pump regularly. He loved that. One day when she was going out with her friend Marcy she didn’t pump and was leaking heavily. She goes to a diner while her pregnant friend Marcy and David hook up. While she’s there she was about to get roughed up but is saved by Eli at the last minute. After that they go back and she dances with Marcy and is going at it for him and he’s like on the brink when some guy tries to feel her up and he isn’t having it and beats him. He tells David to man up and go to Marcy’s father and to marry her if he really loves her. That seems to shut him up. Eli was an outcast in high school and woman treated him like shit but not Ruby. He also can’t read properly or write but I still love him. After they go home, she finds her pump fused and it was him and he’s like I’ll help and one thing turns into another and they go at it but not fully. He tells her he heard her getting herself off and calling him daddy. They get interrupted by Marcy and David. After that the next day she’s feeling herself and asks about chores and he’s like there all done and takes her out to a barn and they do the deed and he hooks her up to a pumping machine omd so hot yet so derogatory but so frickin hot. He gave her a little note he wrote himself as well it was so hot. They drive to Marcy’s and talk to her dad and it avails to no end. Then he spends 5k on a dress and accessories just for her, her not knowing where the money is coming from cuz they’re not that wealthy. She leaked into the dress but he still bought it and ugh it was so hot. The next day David is over and he’s shouting that he was kicked out and now has to stay at his uncles and is given a little pep talk from Eli. Apparently her dad is alive. Eli is like that’s bull. The next day they’re at the house and then her dad shows up with some fake lawyer saying that he left her 300 million dollars which is bull and trying to get her to sign papers to get his money back that he left in his will when he faked his death. Eli gives them both a pounce when they try to take her away from him lying that he had stole her money. She faints from tension. They are happy and that’s fine. Six years later they have 4 kids and still are going at it. Love their kinks. Her dad is a business man living in another city and is thriving and loves his grandchildren but wasn’t ever meant to be a father but still loves her.
Step-Farmer, Book 5 of the Wanting What's Wrong series, was about 18-year-old Ruby Morton and 45-year-old Elijah "Eli" Heartson, her step-uncle (Eli's mother married her dad's father). Before I start this review, let it be known that not many people will like this story. While the two main characters were not blood-related, Eli did raise her from the age of 8 years old, and Ruby always thought of him as her uncle, until she turned 18 that is. When Ruby was 8, she was taken to her Uncle Eli's home due to her father having died. Although he had known her from the age of two, Eli had never expected to be a family man, but since she had no one else, he manned up and took responsibility. Over the next 10 years, their relationship started to morph from guardian/ward to something more. There were quite a few surprises in the short story that some readers won't like, while others will shrug and say, "It's just fiction, folks. Don't have a cow!". Me? I'll keep my opinions to myself and just write a simple review. The angst and drama were on a medium level, but the spicy scenes were on the lower end of the scale. It felt more like the author was trying to justify her writing this story...almost as if she had some kind of guilt for doing so. Why? Who knows. Anyway, it was an okay story, but there was a lot left to be desired about it. It was lacking in so many ways, and it just wasn't as good as some of her other writings. Was it the subject matter that caused it to be lacking? Not really. I think it was more along the lines of it being such a taboo subject that made it feel as though there was some kind of shame to be had, both in the writing as well as the reading of it. Both of the main characters were written in such a way that they came across as not only naive but dimwitted. Oh, the author had the FMC as highly intelligent, yet overly innocent in every other way. At the same time, the MMC was written in such a way as to be less intelligent and backward enough to feel shame and embarrassment for that very deficiency. It was almost as if the author looked down on both of the characters she created with a touch of disdain. I only gave this story a one-star rating, mainly because of how poorly the author treated her characters. While I liked both Ruby and Eli, it seemed as if the author did not. Yes, there was too much about this story that was disappointing, but it wasn't the subject matter or the characters.
DNF I've read a few other books by this Author and they were hot, but not this one. First off, the description of the FMC is that she is short, wears thick, black framed glasses, and has hair the color of "burnt gravy". She has been given the nickname Velma from Scooby Doo. To say a person has any similarities with Velma does not paint an attractive picture of the FMC. I have never heard of someone's hair being described as "burnt gravy" and I hope to never hear it again because it sounds ugly. I don't want an FMC to be perfect, but attractive? Yes. Would you read a book where the Male Main Character had a beer belly and man boobs? The fact that the MMC can't read or write just isn't believable. At page 57 Ruby says "I have so much milk. I could be one of the cows in the barn"😑. The dirty talk is horrible and at times gross. The only positive thing I can say about this book is that it has multi-POVs which is rare for smut books like this. I cannot stand single POVs. I would not recommend this book to anyone....at least not to someone I like.
So good and so naughty. This book is too short to do this story line justice. Also, the surprise conflict in the next to last chapter made no logical sense. But typical of this author you get all this build up and a blip of what there relationship will be and the rushed ending that leaves you wondering where’s the rest of the story.
As for the relationships of the NPG’s, there’s no way that the that the undead father would have stayed in there lives if these characters were any less unreal. The FMC’s friend would have slowly wandered away as she is too shallow and self centered to have stayed in contact if she did become a single mother & nurse. And absolutely NOT would her dead beat baby daddy have been hanging around getting man talk from the MMC the whole town made fun of all his life.
It was so good and the was rushed and unrealistic. Good luck.
Eli has been Ruby's guardian for years. As he has watched her grow-up, he started to have inappropriate feelings for her. When she turns 18, he acts on them. Ruby has also had the same feelings. She is glad when he acts upon his feelings. Then her supposedly late father shows up. What will happen between Ruby and Eli?
I liked this story. I liked Ruby and Eli. They are opposites but Eli would do anything for Ruby. She knows this but does not take advantage of it which I liked. They have what they need. Her father is a piece of work. Her best friend is a mess. Eli tries to help her situation but neither the best friend nor her boyfriend is mature enough to do as Eli says. Lives are changed in this story--some better, others not so much.
Proofreading could have been better, but it won't stop me from reading the rest of the series.
Dani wyatt you have a one hell of fucked up mind and not in a good way this whole thing was super disgusting 🤮 and I don't get what made you think that this was actually hot or good you have a really warped sense of what is good if you think this was hot because pedophilia, manipulation and grooming are the worst things someone can do and please stop romanticizing or fetishizing it. this is not cool. please I request you Dani wyatt. also I am kind of person who is fine with even incest if written well and trust me I have read some good incest books, so this is not me being narrow minded or judgemental, this is me being honest.
P.S. I don't even know whether you are reading this or not but dani wyatt stop romanticizing crime because there are so many victims in this world of things like grooming and pedophilia, this book is like insulting those victims.
Ruby is living with her Uncle Eli since she has been4 years old. Her father his younger brother didn't seem to know how to be a father. He rather do business than attend to his daugther. But a tragic accident left her in the care of Unle Eli and her granparents. Who took care of Eli as if he was their own. But young Ruby has a crush on her Unle. Technically not blood related but known as a father figure and Uncle and protector. This is a short read with hot steamy scenes, milk play, age gap, Daddy kink. But Eli has as some secrets, if Ruby found out these secrets will it ruin their family bond?
As soon as Dani released information about this book I couldn't wait to read it! It's sexy, taboo and kinky in all the best ways. The chemistry and attachment between Eli and Ruby was super. I'm taking a star off because I personally don't like double virgin books. The H is always some sex God who knows exactly what he's doing and lasts for hours. But with these two having no technology and basically living off the grid. And neither one having any prior experience you would expect some fumbling and awkwardness but no they are a 10 out of 10 immediately. Story ends in a great place.
I am leaving my honest review for a complimentary copy of this book via the author.
Eli is a groomer. What the heck was this novella even about? I can excuse Ruby and her crush, she's freshly eighteen. Elijah however is a full grown man, who not only made his niece, the girl that he raised, lactate on purpose knowing how painful it is for her, groomed and stallked her and sneak peaked at her behind closed doors, but he also assulted her. Yes I see it as assult since Ruby said it was so wrong and yet he kept going, not to mention his breeding kink and wanting to immediatly knock her up. I really hoped when her father showed that he would take her away from him but no, the predator got away with it.
The story is very simple. Ruby (the FMC) and Eli (the MMC) are not biologically related, but they have lived together since Ruby was eight years old. As she grows up, Eli develops intense feelings for her, bordering on obsession and possessiveness—which I don’t mind, as I enjoy that trope.
However, their sexual awakening is described in a straightforward manner, with minimal depth or emotional exploration. There are only a few sex scenes, and overall, the story lacks complexity. The plot is thin, and there isn’t much substance beyond their relationship dynamic. If you’re looking for a deep or intricate storyline, this book might not be for you.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Please read the blurb and if it doesn't sound like your kind of book then move along but if it does...buckle up and get ready for a hot and steamy romance that has some major kinks.. Ruby is left with Eli when her father "passes away". He watches out for her and always makes sure she is safe..even when she doesn't know he's there.. All Ruby wants is Eli... She doesn't need a lot of money or anything like that..she just needs her big, bad bossy Eli... And boy does she get him!!! This story was 🔥🔥🔥.