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224 pages, Hardcover
First published March 3, 2003
A boy challenges his father's assertion that "Santa Claus doesn't exist" is a true assertion. The boy gets his father to agree that names refer to something; in short, they allow us to talk about that something meaningfully. But, reasons the boy, if Santa Claus doesn't exist, then the name refers to nothing and his father's assertion literally makes no sense. Thus, Santa Claus must exist.I doubt anybody had lengthy arguments about this statement or similar ones. Yes, one could intentionally misinterpret that sentence to mean "There is no such name as 'Santa Claus'," or "No existent beings have ever been named 'Santa Claus'," but that kind of bullshit belongs in the same trashbin as what Law calls "boring relativism," so let's ignore it completely. Please don't bore me with your intentional obtuseness of linguistic ambiguity. When i say, "Fantasy Island doesn't exist," you know that i don't mean that the TV program called Fantasy Island doesn't exist; and you know that i don't mean that the island called "Fantasy Island" on the TV show of the same name does not exist within the show's own fictional world; and, mainly, you know that i mean that the eponymous island depicted on that TV program does not exist anywhere other than within the fictional world of that show (and of course as an "idea" in our heads when we speak of that show/island). Yeah, Fantasy Island exists, but it ain't the same kind of existence as when i say that the Hawaiian islands exist.