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512 pages, Hardcover
First published September 26, 2023
I cannot tell you how many times I have heard an otherwise admired colleague say something like, "Well, it does not really matter if Joseph of Cupertino flew up into the tree after a scream, or if Teresa of Ávila floated off the floor as her sisters piled on top of her to avoid a social embarrassment. What matters is how the popular belief in such presumed levitations was disciplined, controlled, and maintained by the church and later constructed as sanctity and as a saint…Really? I want to pull my hair out in such moments…A super-pious Italian man ecstatically flies into a tree and has to be retrieved with a ladder, or a raptured Spanish nun cannot keep herself on the floor in front of some visiting noblewomen, and these physical events do not matter to you? Uh, excuse me, if either of those things actually happened (and our historical records suggest strongly that they did), such anomalous events change pretty much everything we thought we knew about human consciousness and its relationship to physics, gravity, and material reality. Either single event would fundamentally change our entire order of knowledge. And you don’t care? Don’t you find that disinterest just a little bit perverse?I'll return to this in a bit, but first some background on the flying. There are some technical distinctions between different types: "relocation, bilocation, multilocation and transvection". The learned professor is beyond reproach on his own turf, but I did spot a small slip-up when he ventured into an area I know something about In a passage on "Jewish antecedents", he refers to Habakkuk's transvection to Babylon in Daniel 14:36. But this passage is extracanonical to Jews, stemming from the Septuagint (which I guess arguably has Jewish origins, but became associated with nascent Christianity very early on).
• Visible ecstasies, raptures, and trances: When the body enters a cataleptic state and becomes rigid, insensible, and oblivious to its surroundings.The bulk of the book is detailed profiles of three miracle-experiencing saints: Teresa of Ávila, Joseph of Cupertino, and María de Ágreda. A third part relates to those whose miracle claims were rejected, either because they were faking, or because their miracles were done by demons or the Devil himself. (Protestants believed that miracles ended in Biblical times, and that modern supernatural manifestations were possible but only by devils, witches, etc.)
• Levitation: When the body rises up in the air, hovers, or flies.
• Weightlessness: When the body displays a total or nearly total absence of weight during trances and levitations or after death.
• Transvection: When the body is transported through the air from one location to another in some indeterminate measure of time.
• Mystical transport or teleportation: When the body transverses physical space instantaneously, moving from one place to another without any time having elapsed, sometimes over great distances.
• Bilocation: When the body is present in two places simultaneously.
• Stigmatization: When the body acquires the five wounds of the crucified Christ or other wounds inflicted during his passion.
• Luminous irradiance: When the body glows brightly.
• Supernatural hyperosmia: A heightened sense of smell that allows the mystic to detect the sins of others.
• Supernatural inedia: The ability to survive without any food or with very little food at all.
• Supernatural insomnia: The ability to survive without much, if any, sleep.
• Visible demonic molestations: Physical attacks by demons that wound the body.
• Odor of sanctity: When the body emits a unique and immensely pleasant smell.
• Supernatural incorruption: When the corpse of a saint does not decompose but remains unnaturally intact for many years, decades, or centuries.
• Supernatural oozing, or myroblitism: When the corpse of a saint discharges a pleasant-smelling oily substance capable of performing healing miracles directly or through cloths dipped in it.
Ultimately, then, a key lesson to be learned in this case was that God does not allow frauds to go undetected and that the Inquisition was a perfect instrument guided by His hand.Hmm.
"The devil seeks me out when I am at home in bed," Luther said, "and I always have one or two devils waiting to pounce on me. They are smart devils. If they can’t overwhelm my heart, they grab my head and plague me there, and when that proves useless, I show them my a**, for that’s where they belong. Taunts such as "Lick my a**" and "Eat my s***" were hurled at the devil by Luther with abandon. Flatulence topped all this scatology, much like frosting on some cake from hell. Once, after farting loudly, he said: "Take this, devil! Here is a crozier for you; go to Rome and give it to your idol! [the Pope]"(A scatological tendency present also in Mozart; perhaps it's a German thing?) In response, the Counter-reformation Church hardened the criteria for canonisation, including creating a "devil's advocate" sceptic who would question the veracity of the miracles.
Sometimes, theological issues and farts are intertwined. "Almost every night when I wake up the devil is there, itching to argue with me," he boasted, pointing out that the arguing often involved his central doctrine of salvation by faith alone. "I have come to this conclusion," he added. "When the argument that the Christian is without the law and above the law doesn’t help, I chase him away with a fart." And whenever his conscience was troubled by particular sins, he would say: "Hey, devil, I just s*** in my pants too; have you added that to your list of sins yet?" Luther elaborated on this approach of his: "Tonight when I woke up the devil came, wanting to argue with me, objecting and throwing it up to me that I was a sinner. So, I said to him: Tell me something new, devil! I already know that very well; as always, I have committed many real and true sins…but all these sins are no longer mine, instead they’ve been taken by Christ…If this isn’t enough for you, devil, I just happened to s*** and p*ss: wipe your mouth with that and take a big bite!"