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320 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1982
HECTOR: Whoever heard of anyone eating next to an open window in the middle of February? It's insane! You're insane! This whole damn thing is abso... abso... (He tries to repress a sneeze.) absolutely insane! (He sneezes.) There! I hope you're happy. Now I've got a cold.Good times. Incidentally, it's worth mentioning that Emma's husband once challenged a man to a duel... using hand drills. So there's that "threat" hanging in the air. For me, this is Feydeau at his finest, although if you survey his works as a whole, you'll find much more humor by way of uproar and imbroglio (consider all those cuckolds, pimps, and prostitutes) than misunderstanding, mistaken identity, crossed-purposes, wordplay, and satire.
EMMA: God bless you!
HECTOR (aside): God damn you!
EMMA: Monsieur Bouchard, I would like to point out to you that if you hadn't put up such a silly fuss, we would have been finished long ago.
HECTOR (speaking through his nose): Madame Whoever-you-are, I'd like to point out to you that...(He sneezes.) that...(Sneeze.) that... (Sneeze.) Fine! Now I've really got it!
He places his napkin around his head and knots it under his chin like a kerchief.