TWO STARS ONLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T DNF. The more I think about this book, the more unhappy I am that I ended up finishing it instead of DNFing it. The longer the book went on, the more unhappy I became (and I was pretty unhappy with it in the first 30% of the book so that says something).
Let me be clear: I do not like to drag books. I like to be positive in general, but I have lots of thoughts, and most of them are not good ones.
I will start with the things that I liked:
-The plot. It had SO MUCH POTENTIAL! I’m a Swiftie! I loved the idea of a Taylor Swift bucket list.
-Zander was swoony + the spice was good.
-Zander tried really hard to get Zoe’s heart. He was assured. He was already in love. He had the support of everyone back home, and he took his shot, and it was mostly fun to experience. Mostly. But we’ll get to that.
-The Taylor Easter Eggs – they were fun, but they didn’t always hit the mark. As a Swiftie since I was 15 (that’s 17 years for those of you that are counting), this book could’ve been a love letter to Taylor.
-That this whole story is based on a MASH from when Zoe and Luna were ten was kind of sweet!
Okay. Now to the (what will end up being very long) list of things I did not like:
-Holy crap, the writing in this book was terrible.
-First, there were so many confusing conversations and I could never keep straight who was talking and who was responding. The author would horrendously attach thoughts of the character’s POV to the dialogue of someone else. Example, chapter from Zander’s POV:
“Did he say something?” She sighs. (THIS IS ZANDER ASKING A QUESTION!)
“It’s not a big deal, Zander.” She refuses to answer, but the fact that neither confirms nor denies it tells me so much.
“She sighs.” THIS IS ZANDER’S LINE, WHY IS ZOE ANYWHERE NEAR IT? All you had to do was press enter, or add a “Zander asked,” and the reader would be able to track the dialogue SO MUCH BETTER.
Another example, chapter from Zander’s POV:
“I was so grounded for that.” I shrug and smile. (THIS IS ZOE’S LINE)
“I deserved it. I was bugging you, and you told me to stop multiple times politely. I didn’t.”
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“What happened to her?” I can hear her sigh even over the wind from the open windows. (ZANDER’S LINE)
“She grew up, Zee.” I shake my head. (ZOE’S LINE)
“No, she disappeared.”
This happened at least 17 times (I started highlighting the instances of this happening on page 149, so there are definitely more of these examples in the first part of the book).
-Either the author never re-read this after the editor got ahold of it, or the editor should have more training in the world of editing, because this book NEEDED MORE ALPHA/BETA/EDITING BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED. There were formatting errors, there were confusing sentences, there were commas where there should have been periods, there were no periods at all.
In the plot...
-The whole premise was The Taylor Swift Bucket List. The FMC didn’t *get it* until the MMC told her he was doing her bucket list items IN THE LAST CHAPTER PRIOR TO THE FIVE (???????????????) EPILOGUES.
-Zander’s whole motivation is that he’s loved Zoe his whole life. Why did he interrupt her every time she tried to argue with him? “No, Zoe. I know you.” That’s a great plot device……..once in a book. Not in every chapter. Not every time you’re trying to prove something to her. The author TELLS US that Zander knows Zoe, but the only way she proved it was by telling it over and over again until IDK WE GOT IT, I GUESS? Why not…….. just throwing this out there…….. try showing us?
-Zoe’s only thoughts were “I have to do something respectable and make the responsible/safe choice” or “I really like it when Zander is in control.” Her only emotions were fear, anger, or… relaxed from all the Big O’s? She was a one-dimensional character at best, and a terrible excuse for a Taylor Swift fan at worst.
-How many times did Luna have to “give her brother something special that will help him in his attempts to win Zoe’s heart?” How many times is that appropriate? If you answered that the appropriate amount of times is once, you’d be correct. If you guessed that it happened three times, you’d also be correct.
-The author didn’t connect the Bucket List to Zander at all. We needed to see him make some plans, decide which items he was going to accomplish in which locations. Watch him check off items on the bucket list and know that he connected it to specific circumstances. I feel like that could’ve helped SHOW US how much he loved her (the author TOLD US, remember?). After Zoe’s initial review of her bucket list, we never saw it again. If the author had shown us Zander USING the bucket list, then we would’ve been built up to the big LAST DAY OF THE ROAD TRIP and the great declaration of love. We didn’t get that. We didn’t get any tension, and we didn’t get any longing, hope, or any other emotion really, either.
-Zander talked Zoe into having sex with her by telling her to “play pretend.” The more I think about this decision, the creepier I feel about it.
Other general complaints from me:
-The spice was good but repetitive?
-The chapters weren’t named appropriately. And the uses of TS lyrics were… not impressive.
-THE FRIEND GROUP. If you promote the story as a connected standalone, please do not drop the previous 4 couple’s names in the span of one page and expect me to keep them straight. Either slowly introduce them, or don’t make allllll of them important to understanding the story. I needed a character map for one bar scene that was unnecessarily confusing. And also, you spoiled the plots of the other stories by giving us a paragraph summary of each love story. Now I have zero desire to pick up their books (and also, if this is your 12TH BOOK!!!!! and I have this many problems, I’m not reading them anyways, but this deterred me).
This book gets two stars because I finished it (reserve 1 stars for DNF), but as you can tell, this was a hugely flawed book in my opinion.