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All I Wank for Christmas
Tori Ross, author of Contact High and The Cuffing Season Contract, is back with a laugh-out-loud holiday romance sure to jingle your nuts and roast your bells.
After a series of unfortunate events left Holly Hepperdine without an accounting job, the only way to pay bills, pay for her sister's school, and help her sick mother is to work at the local rub and tug massage parlor, The Happy Stroke Club, making a hundred dollars a "pop."
Jasper Nicholas is stressed to the max on Christmas Eve. His father is ill, and Jasper has to run the family's delivery service tonight. On a whim, he stops for a quick massage, realizing too late that there are other perks of the purchased package. He indulges but can't get the gorgeous woman with the witty banter out of his mind, even after they go their separate ways.
When Jasper comes down Holly's chimney late on Christmas Eve, she realizes Jasper is Santa Claus's son and tasked with delivering gifts to the world's children. He also needs desperate help with navigation and inventory. Can Holly and Jasper keep their hands to themselves long enough to deliver the gifts?
All I Wank for Christmas is an irreverent, raucous romantic comedy standalone, sure to put you in the mood for a happy holiday season...no Happy Stroke Club needed.
After a series of unfortunate events left Holly Hepperdine without an accounting job, the only way to pay bills, pay for her sister's school, and help her sick mother is to work at the local rub and tug massage parlor, The Happy Stroke Club, making a hundred dollars a "pop."
Jasper Nicholas is stressed to the max on Christmas Eve. His father is ill, and Jasper has to run the family's delivery service tonight. On a whim, he stops for a quick massage, realizing too late that there are other perks of the purchased package. He indulges but can't get the gorgeous woman with the witty banter out of his mind, even after they go their separate ways.
When Jasper comes down Holly's chimney late on Christmas Eve, she realizes Jasper is Santa Claus's son and tasked with delivering gifts to the world's children. He also needs desperate help with navigation and inventory. Can Holly and Jasper keep their hands to themselves long enough to deliver the gifts?
All I Wank for Christmas is an irreverent, raucous romantic comedy standalone, sure to put you in the mood for a happy holiday season...no Happy Stroke Club needed.
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Published November 7, 2023
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October 29, 2024
I'll admit I wasn't prepared for the beginning of this. However it puts a new twist on Christmas. Sure to give you a laugh.
December 25, 2023
New clumsy Santa in town 🎄🎅
This story is bonkers, but so much fun. The new Santa needs a bit of help figuring things out and when he meets Holly for a massage that ends up being relaxing in a happy ending kind of way things get much worse before they get better. This Santa is very naughty and the things they get up to in this novella were hilarious and preposterous, but sometimes spicy too. I got really invested in their night wondering how they would sort things out.
A fun, spicy ready with a hea.
This story is bonkers, but so much fun. The new Santa needs a bit of help figuring things out and when he meets Holly for a massage that ends up being relaxing in a happy ending kind of way things get much worse before they get better. This Santa is very naughty and the things they get up to in this novella were hilarious and preposterous, but sometimes spicy too. I got really invested in their night wondering how they would sort things out.
A fun, spicy ready with a hea.
December 6, 2023
A really great, hilarious, smutty Christmas read. You will be laughing out loud a lot with this book. The magic of Santa is handled exceptionally well, too. I definitely recommend this book. Who knew Santa could be such a dirty boy?!
October 6, 2023
For a book that's spicier than Grandma's eggnogg and hotter than chestnuts roasting on an open fire, look no further than All I Wank for Christmas.
Tori Ross is a one-click author for me. Her writing's smart, sassy, steamy, and guaranteed to make your heart flutter and your lady-bits tingle all the way.
As well as a fabulously funny festive read, All I Wank for Christmas is clever, moving, and gives a unique spin on the Santa story. Ross is also incredible at world-building, whether it's the real-world poverty that Holly is grappling with, or the Christmas magic that Jasper brings. Holly's a brilliantly nuanced and relatable heroine and Jasper is the man everyone hopes will be stuffing their stocking and licking their baubles on Christmas Eve.
And FYI (and probably TMI), All I Wank for Christmas took my sex-ed to a whole new level. Every day's a school day when I read a Tori Ross book...
So, if you're looking for the ultimate festive read which is both naughty and nice, then this book needs to be right at the top of your Christmas list. Go read it now!!!
Tori Ross is a one-click author for me. Her writing's smart, sassy, steamy, and guaranteed to make your heart flutter and your lady-bits tingle all the way.
As well as a fabulously funny festive read, All I Wank for Christmas is clever, moving, and gives a unique spin on the Santa story. Ross is also incredible at world-building, whether it's the real-world poverty that Holly is grappling with, or the Christmas magic that Jasper brings. Holly's a brilliantly nuanced and relatable heroine and Jasper is the man everyone hopes will be stuffing their stocking and licking their baubles on Christmas Eve.
And FYI (and probably TMI), All I Wank for Christmas took my sex-ed to a whole new level. Every day's a school day when I read a Tori Ross book...
So, if you're looking for the ultimate festive read which is both naughty and nice, then this book needs to be right at the top of your Christmas list. Go read it now!!!
December 15, 2023
This book definitely wasn’t what i expected AT ALL, but with that said i still enjoyed it. I’m not sure how i feel about what i just read but all i know is i did love it🥰 It was different in a good way!😍
The spice rating is 🌶️🌶️🌶️ i think that’s what confused me the most was there wasn’t enough dialogue during the spicy scenes so it threw it off.
I did love the plot line, the writing captivated me and had me smiling and laughing! There was one part of the book where i was on edgeeeee worrying about the MMC! I won’t ruin it but wow did that put my anxiety up.
This book brought back the fun in the Christmas theme and i love that!🎄😍
The spice rating is 🌶️🌶️🌶️ i think that’s what confused me the most was there wasn’t enough dialogue during the spicy scenes so it threw it off.
I did love the plot line, the writing captivated me and had me smiling and laughing! There was one part of the book where i was on edgeeeee worrying about the MMC! I won’t ruin it but wow did that put my anxiety up.
This book brought back the fun in the Christmas theme and i love that!🎄😍
December 17, 2023
Absolute garbage!
I chose this book as a laugh for the girls and I, in our book club, after seeing it had so many amazing reviews. We thought it would be a great Christmas book and have us laughing out loud as other people had found. Now I just feel awful that I've tortured the girls with such a badly written book.
Sure, there's plenty of sex and smut, although some of it is an absolute cringe. But the actual storyline was ridiculous and wasn't really funny at all. I can't say I enjoyed the read. Thank god it was a short story, and it was over with quickly.
Don't be fooled by all the 5 stars like we were!
I chose this book as a laugh for the girls and I, in our book club, after seeing it had so many amazing reviews. We thought it would be a great Christmas book and have us laughing out loud as other people had found. Now I just feel awful that I've tortured the girls with such a badly written book.
Sure, there's plenty of sex and smut, although some of it is an absolute cringe. But the actual storyline was ridiculous and wasn't really funny at all. I can't say I enjoyed the read. Thank god it was a short story, and it was over with quickly.
Don't be fooled by all the 5 stars like we were!
November 7, 2023
If you want a book to make you smile, look no further. Somehow, despite the steamy smut, this totally gave me Elf/Santa Clause the Movie vibes - if they were mashed up and sexed up that is 😂 Tori writes with tongue firmly in cheek (no pun intended 🍑) but behind the funny and sexy scenes, there is a sweet, good old-fashioned romance.
Holly works at The Happy Stroke Club. Jasper has come for a massage. Only he's misunderstood the nature of the establishment. But, bedazzled by Holly, he lets her loose on his junk. And it's mind-blowing. And Holly is unforgettable.
Holly's smart, but circumstances are tough and she needs quick money. Hence giving rub and tugs for cash.
Falling asleep on Xmas Eve, Holly is awakened by a strange noise coming from the roof. And a man descending down her chimney.
It's Jasper.
Aka Santa...or soon to be anyway. And he needs Holly's organizational skills.
What follows is a comedy of errors involving a stop off at a sex dungeon followed by an arrest. And we won't mention the Tanners' Xmas presents 🙈
Can Holly save the day?
And was their encounter a one night thing...or could it be more?
Sexy, funny, ridiculously over the top? Yes, yes and yes. Entertaining, sweet and feel good? Also yes, yes, yes.I Ioved it and it's made smile from ear to ear.
Holly works at The Happy Stroke Club. Jasper has come for a massage. Only he's misunderstood the nature of the establishment. But, bedazzled by Holly, he lets her loose on his junk. And it's mind-blowing. And Holly is unforgettable.
Holly's smart, but circumstances are tough and she needs quick money. Hence giving rub and tugs for cash.
Falling asleep on Xmas Eve, Holly is awakened by a strange noise coming from the roof. And a man descending down her chimney.
It's Jasper.
Aka Santa...or soon to be anyway. And he needs Holly's organizational skills.
What follows is a comedy of errors involving a stop off at a sex dungeon followed by an arrest. And we won't mention the Tanners' Xmas presents 🙈
Can Holly save the day?
And was their encounter a one night thing...or could it be more?
Sexy, funny, ridiculously over the top? Yes, yes and yes. Entertaining, sweet and feel good? Also yes, yes, yes.I Ioved it and it's made smile from ear to ear.
November 7, 2023
What a hilarious, over the top, spicy as hell book. You know what I really enjoyed it, I wasn't sure at first but wow the author did a great job. This was so raunchy but oh so good. The history of Santa was so amazingly well done. Honestly if you're not laughing at the first page, you have no soul 🤣
For my first holiday read this was such a great treat. I was laughing all the way and blushing hard-core at those spicy scenes, damn Santa is truly naughty. It kept me hooked all along. It was smart, clever and moving. The setting was set so well, easy to imagine.
I loved the characters and the storyline. It was so original. The chemistry between both of them was HOOOOOT ! The spice was freaking spicing!!!
If you're looking for a funny, spicy, raunchyz naughty and nice festive read pick this up you won't regret it !
✨️Thank you to @toriross for my free ARC in exchange for an honest review.
For my first holiday read this was such a great treat. I was laughing all the way and blushing hard-core at those spicy scenes, damn Santa is truly naughty. It kept me hooked all along. It was smart, clever and moving. The setting was set so well, easy to imagine.
I loved the characters and the storyline. It was so original. The chemistry between both of them was HOOOOOT ! The spice was freaking spicing!!!
If you're looking for a funny, spicy, raunchyz naughty and nice festive read pick this up you won't regret it !
✨️Thank you to @toriross for my free ARC in exchange for an honest review.
November 15, 2023
This is great story when you need a good laugh with unusually situations that will stop you in your tracks.
Holly meets Jasper when he came into the shop for a massage. Not realizing what he walked into until they were in the back, he went with the flow. Later that night Jasper shows up at Holly's house and she is about to have a night she will never forget.
Oh there is so much more that goes on in this book that will have your jaw dropping at some point and you reaching for a drink the next. I definitely have a different perspective of Christmas.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Holly meets Jasper when he came into the shop for a massage. Not realizing what he walked into until they were in the back, he went with the flow. Later that night Jasper shows up at Holly's house and she is about to have a night she will never forget.
Oh there is so much more that goes on in this book that will have your jaw dropping at some point and you reaching for a drink the next. I definitely have a different perspective of Christmas.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
September 5, 2025
Holly was doing what she could to help out her family with her mom being sick and not able to work her dad left for milk and never came back and her little sister helping while going to school Holly's job isn't a normal one she's a professional at giving hand jobs yes that's right, definably not normal but it helps pay the bills and that's what matters. but when a walk in comes thinking he's getting a massage he's definably in for one didn't think he'd get. Jasper has eyes on Holly from the moment she left her room at her job and walked into the lobby and after his happy ending and the fact he knows more about her then he should know when never speaking to her before would be creepy for most. but when you are the heir and about to take over delivering gifts to all the kids it's a gift of his. yes, Jasper is Santa Claus' son and is soon to be the big man in charge. Jasper needs Holly's help on the biggest night of his job, will she believe him and help or just think it's all a dream, twist turns and if she helps, they might end up in a sex dungeon. oh, this is one night nether one will forget.
December 20, 2025
Christmas Rom-com
I wasn’t sure about the going in. But I have to admit it’s a brilliant funny Christmas story.
Holly works at a special massage parlour and Jasper comes in looking for a massage not realising what’s on offer. It’s kinda an insta love story.
Some of the stuff these 2 get up to while delivering the presents on Christmas Eve.
It’s smutty and funny and worth a read.
I wasn’t sure about the going in. But I have to admit it’s a brilliant funny Christmas story.
Holly works at a special massage parlour and Jasper comes in looking for a massage not realising what’s on offer. It’s kinda an insta love story.
Some of the stuff these 2 get up to while delivering the presents on Christmas Eve.
It’s smutty and funny and worth a read.
November 26, 2024
Omg I just loved Jasper and Holly! Such a funny, sweet but spicy story for the holiday season.
December 3, 2023
This book is so funny! I loved it!@ Tori always writes fun naughty stories, and this book is no different. Definitely check out this book
It's loads of fun!
It's loads of fun!
November 7, 2023
All I Wank For Christmas is a holiday read that combines humour, horniness, and happy endings in a fantastic, fun, and festive way. It had some genuine laugh-out-loud moments mixed with spice, and I couldn’t help but devour this book and also share parts with my OH because it was so good.
Santa is sick—oh no! And so it’s down to his son Jasper to deliver all the presents this year, stressed to the max. Jasper seeks out a massage to help him destress; he wasn’t expecting the type of massage Holly ‘Happy Hands’ Happerdine was going to give him—hint: it’s one with a happy ending. Enamoured with the woman he’s just met, he asks her for help delivering the presents, and what follows is a great story full of naughty fun.
Tori adds a bit of a twist to the story of Santa to change it from what we know, but then again, nobody expects the naughtiness that comes from Jasper. The chemistry between Jasper and Holly is sizzling! It wasn’t just straight-up spice; there was comedic gold interspersed with them getting down and dirty. It’s not just children’s toys that Santa delivers; there’s the use of adult ones too.
I loved the author’s approach to sex workers, showing the negatives, such as judgement and assumptions, but also the positives, such as people who respected Holly as they knew she was working in order to care for her mother and sister. It also sheds light on the kind of people who use those types of services, but does so in a non-judgmental way.
Although it’s a short and quick read, and everything takes place in one night, it packs a punch, and it is clear to the reader how much both Jasper and Holly want more from each other, but Christmas comes only once a year, and unfortunately, it looks like that might be the case for Jasper too, so be prepared for a little bit of hurt on Holly’s behalf. My heart broke for her as she felt like she wasn’t good enough, but sometimes Christmas miracles can happen.
Santa is sick—oh no! And so it’s down to his son Jasper to deliver all the presents this year, stressed to the max. Jasper seeks out a massage to help him destress; he wasn’t expecting the type of massage Holly ‘Happy Hands’ Happerdine was going to give him—hint: it’s one with a happy ending. Enamoured with the woman he’s just met, he asks her for help delivering the presents, and what follows is a great story full of naughty fun.
Tori adds a bit of a twist to the story of Santa to change it from what we know, but then again, nobody expects the naughtiness that comes from Jasper. The chemistry between Jasper and Holly is sizzling! It wasn’t just straight-up spice; there was comedic gold interspersed with them getting down and dirty. It’s not just children’s toys that Santa delivers; there’s the use of adult ones too.
I loved the author’s approach to sex workers, showing the negatives, such as judgement and assumptions, but also the positives, such as people who respected Holly as they knew she was working in order to care for her mother and sister. It also sheds light on the kind of people who use those types of services, but does so in a non-judgmental way.
Although it’s a short and quick read, and everything takes place in one night, it packs a punch, and it is clear to the reader how much both Jasper and Holly want more from each other, but Christmas comes only once a year, and unfortunately, it looks like that might be the case for Jasper too, so be prepared for a little bit of hurt on Holly’s behalf. My heart broke for her as she felt like she wasn’t good enough, but sometimes Christmas miracles can happen.
November 7, 2023
This was a holiday romantic comedy.
If you like Pretty Woman type stories this book is for you. The characters are realistically flawed which endears them to the reader immediately. The story is hilariously funny, steamy with a touch of kink and heartwarming. Cannot recommend this book enough! Must read!
Holly Hepperdine works at the Happy Stroke Club massage parlor. Even though she went to college for accounting and has a CPA certification, there are no jobs in her town. She takes care of her disabled mother and pays her sister Helena's college tuition.
Jasper Nicholas is Santa's son and heir to the suit.
They meet when he stops in at the Happy Stroke Club to get a massage (he doesn't know it is a happy ending parlor). He is stressed out because this is the first Christmas he will be responsible for delivering the presents.
Later that night he goes to her house looking for a favor. He needs help to manage the you inventory while he navigates. She agrees after he proves who he really is and they engage in a series of gut busting mishaps before the night is over. Several days later he comes back to see if she will give their relationship a chance. She agrees, moves with her Mom to rural Canada with him and they get their HEA.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
If you like Pretty Woman type stories this book is for you. The characters are realistically flawed which endears them to the reader immediately. The story is hilariously funny, steamy with a touch of kink and heartwarming. Cannot recommend this book enough! Must read!
Holly Hepperdine works at the Happy Stroke Club massage parlor. Even though she went to college for accounting and has a CPA certification, there are no jobs in her town. She takes care of her disabled mother and pays her sister Helena's college tuition.
Jasper Nicholas is Santa's son and heir to the suit.
They meet when he stops in at the Happy Stroke Club to get a massage (he doesn't know it is a happy ending parlor). He is stressed out because this is the first Christmas he will be responsible for delivering the presents.
Later that night he goes to her house looking for a favor. He needs help to manage the you inventory while he navigates. She agrees after he proves who he really is and they engage in a series of gut busting mishaps before the night is over. Several days later he comes back to see if she will give their relationship a chance. She agrees, moves with her Mom to rural Canada with him and they get their HEA.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
November 18, 2023
OMG, I just can’t even with this book! I laughed out loud and then had to stop and fan myself. This story will keep you on your toes!
Holly gives a handy to Santa’s son! What more is there to say??? You should literally stop reading this review and just read the book 😊
The story is a bit “over the top” but that is what makes it so great!
Jasper stops at a massage parlor thinking he could relieve some stress. He just didn’t realize the type of parlor he was going into and got so much more than he bargained for from Holly. These two have an instant attraction and both of them can’t stop thinking about each other. When Jasper searches Holly out and lets her in on the secret that he is Santa’s son, she skeptically goes along with it to deliver presents. The night is a disaster and if something can go wrong, it does. But the story and shenanigans that they get into will have you glued to this book eagerly turning to the next page.
We have all heard eleventy billion Santa stories but this one takes the cake! The characters are witty, the banter is hilarious, and the steam level continues to increase throughout the story.
I highly recommend this for a fun, but hawt, Christmas read!
Holly gives a handy to Santa’s son! What more is there to say??? You should literally stop reading this review and just read the book 😊
The story is a bit “over the top” but that is what makes it so great!
Jasper stops at a massage parlor thinking he could relieve some stress. He just didn’t realize the type of parlor he was going into and got so much more than he bargained for from Holly. These two have an instant attraction and both of them can’t stop thinking about each other. When Jasper searches Holly out and lets her in on the secret that he is Santa’s son, she skeptically goes along with it to deliver presents. The night is a disaster and if something can go wrong, it does. But the story and shenanigans that they get into will have you glued to this book eagerly turning to the next page.
We have all heard eleventy billion Santa stories but this one takes the cake! The characters are witty, the banter is hilarious, and the steam level continues to increase throughout the story.
I highly recommend this for a fun, but hawt, Christmas read!
November 14, 2023
Oh how I loved this book, from the dedication to the final page it had me needing to read more. I met this amazing author at a book event in a city near me this year and had to purchase one of her books. This is the second one of hers I have read, and I have to say it was just as amazing.
I absolutely love Holly and Jasper’s growing relationship. From the moment they laid eyes on each other they felt a connection. He couldn’t take his eyes off her and she wanted to get closer to him. From the Stroke Club (not that type of stroke) to the night of flying through the air it is nonstop laughter.
I really do not want to say too much right now, but it is so hard to not talk about this amazing book, I absolutely look forward to reading more of her work and getting to know the characters on the pages.
Will Holly and Jasper build a romance that can withstand his demanding job and her controversial place of employment? Head over to your favorite retailer and pick it and give it a read.
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I absolutely love Holly and Jasper’s growing relationship. From the moment they laid eyes on each other they felt a connection. He couldn’t take his eyes off her and she wanted to get closer to him. From the Stroke Club (not that type of stroke) to the night of flying through the air it is nonstop laughter.
I really do not want to say too much right now, but it is so hard to not talk about this amazing book, I absolutely look forward to reading more of her work and getting to know the characters on the pages.
Will Holly and Jasper build a romance that can withstand his demanding job and her controversial place of employment? Head over to your favorite retailer and pick it and give it a read.
You can read more about this amazing book on our blog at: https://cuzweread.wordpress.com/2023/...
September 14, 2024
Loved the narration of Christina Rose, who brings the humour, characters, emotions and heat to your ears.
Holly finds herself working at The Happy Stroke Club. It is not the job she would have chosen. Having a sick mum, a sister in college her auditing degree, has not helped her find a job. The day before Christmas a very gorgeous Jasper comes in for a massage. It is not until he is in the massage room that he releases this is not a normal message parlour. He finds Holly sexy and makes the butterflies in his stomach fly. After the massage Jasper is very relaxed. His own job can be very stressful and is not your normal kind. He is the son and heir to Santa.
While asleep on the in front room, Holly is awakened by a strange noise and a man descending down her chimney. Jasper, who needs her organizational skills.
I found myself laughing from the start and what happens next will have you laughing out loud. An arrest , a sex dungeon and so much more.
Holly finds herself working at The Happy Stroke Club. It is not the job she would have chosen. Having a sick mum, a sister in college her auditing degree, has not helped her find a job. The day before Christmas a very gorgeous Jasper comes in for a massage. It is not until he is in the massage room that he releases this is not a normal message parlour. He finds Holly sexy and makes the butterflies in his stomach fly. After the massage Jasper is very relaxed. His own job can be very stressful and is not your normal kind. He is the son and heir to Santa.
While asleep on the in front room, Holly is awakened by a strange noise and a man descending down her chimney. Jasper, who needs her organizational skills.
I found myself laughing from the start and what happens next will have you laughing out loud. An arrest , a sex dungeon and so much more.
November 7, 2023
A short but delightfully funny Christmas romance read. Jasper is feeling the stress that comes with the holidays and he has more than most. Unknowingly, he comes to a massage parlor thinking to relive some of the holiday woes when he finds that this is no ordinary massage parlor but one that specializes in full releases. Holly is known around these rural parts as happy hands and Jasper is not her typical clientele, young and hot, this guy doesn't need to pay for her services and yet...Thier connection and chemistry is instant and undeniable, and they have an adventure like no other. Well written, fun characters, lots of steam - wowzah and the hilarious situations will have you doubled over in laughter. A great Christmas steamy rom-com! Looking forward to seeing what Ross will deliver next!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 10, 2023
Of course the title of this book caught my eye - I actually had to look a couple of times to see that I had it right - and then the premise sounded off beat and interesting so I gave it a go. I suppose you would have to say this is an insta-lust from the MMCs POV... I actually found his emotions a bit erratic. At first I thought it was insta-love but then he seemed to back off and it changed to insta lust; honestly, he confused me a little. The story was cute but based off the premise I thought it would be a lot spicier than it was. Unfortunately it was pretty low spice. I think if the author revised this story, changed a few small details and added a bit more spice that this would be a great, fun read.
November 6, 2023
This is not the Santa we grew up with. Young, attractive, and kind Jasper Nicholas is a descendant of Saint Nicholas. Stressed about his first run alone, he seeks an outlet.
Then, fate brought him to Holly’s work and it was lust at first sight.
The entirety of this book, from the title, dedication, and the book itself had me in stitches. Equally spicy, the pages in this book make you want to repeat the scenes at home.
Want to go on an adventure? Are you ready to to play to Santa’s candy cane?
(Quick read, it only took longer due to my work schedule)
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November 9, 2023this wasn’t for me at all so no rating!
but that’s okay that i tried something different and it didn’t work out.
i found the extreme erotica within a santa clause setting a bit too much for me personally and the moments that were supposed to be funny didn’t feel that way for me since it was just overall a bit too cringe for me to feel comfortable enough to even think another anything being funny.
not every book/story works for everyone!
i wanted to try something different for me and it didn’t work.
not the fault of the author or something that should stop anyone other read that things this is for them.
but that’s okay that i tried something different and it didn’t work out.
i found the extreme erotica within a santa clause setting a bit too much for me personally and the moments that were supposed to be funny didn’t feel that way for me since it was just overall a bit too cringe for me to feel comfortable enough to even think another anything being funny.
not every book/story works for everyone!
i wanted to try something different for me and it didn’t work.
not the fault of the author or something that should stop anyone other read that things this is for them.
December 4, 2025
What an unexpected and hilarious Santa romp!
Omg, this book! :-D Started with a bang and it just didn’t quit! I never guessed what would happen next and boy did it get crazy. I was either shocked or laughing every couple pages. Some seriously funny one-liners spoken in earnest by the MMC and the FMC. (You’ll never look at Santa the same way again & you’ll wanna double check any “gifts” he leaves under your tree!) Through all the hilarity there were also some unexpectedly tender moments and an open view on sex workers. If you like a funny and spicy Christmas story, pick this one up. It’s a sure thing.
Omg, this book! :-D Started with a bang and it just didn’t quit! I never guessed what would happen next and boy did it get crazy. I was either shocked or laughing every couple pages. Some seriously funny one-liners spoken in earnest by the MMC and the FMC. (You’ll never look at Santa the same way again & you’ll wanna double check any “gifts” he leaves under your tree!) Through all the hilarity there were also some unexpectedly tender moments and an open view on sex workers. If you like a funny and spicy Christmas story, pick this one up. It’s a sure thing.
December 20, 2025
This was fun, kind of silly, a lot ridiculous.
I didn’t so much have an issue with the premise itself, it’s that everything that happened to them felt really like the author was forcing laughter.
From the tasing to all the poor decision making (sex in someone else’s dungeon? Really?!?!?), to Jasper’s arrest. It felt like the author was trying to force hilarity instead of making things happen naturally.
I didn’t enjoy the lore surrounding Santa, and Holly breaking him out of jail, and her and Jasper’s interactions in general. The romance and spice were decent and the book was readable.
So 3/5
I didn’t so much have an issue with the premise itself, it’s that everything that happened to them felt really like the author was forcing laughter.
From the tasing to all the poor decision making (sex in someone else’s dungeon? Really?!?!?), to Jasper’s arrest. It felt like the author was trying to force hilarity instead of making things happen naturally.
I didn’t enjoy the lore surrounding Santa, and Holly breaking him out of jail, and her and Jasper’s interactions in general. The romance and spice were decent and the book was readable.
So 3/5
December 11, 2023
4.5 ⭐️’s
A night to remember
Well that was unexpected. I didn’t see that coming.
A twist on Santa. A massage parlour (wink wink)
A dungeon - a night to remember.
This was soo much fun to read. I laughed out loud and giggled. I really like naughty Santa
Jasper aka son of Santa Clause & Holly meet at the most unlikely of places…happy ending included. From there they begin quit the task to accomplish, and an adventure they didn’t see coming on Christmas Eve.
No no no, I wanna know what the Tanners asked for this year 🤭😈
A night to remember
Well that was unexpected. I didn’t see that coming.
A twist on Santa. A massage parlour (wink wink)
A dungeon - a night to remember.
This was soo much fun to read. I laughed out loud and giggled. I really like naughty Santa
Jasper aka son of Santa Clause & Holly meet at the most unlikely of places…happy ending included. From there they begin quit the task to accomplish, and an adventure they didn’t see coming on Christmas Eve.
No no no, I wanna know what the Tanners asked for this year 🤭😈
March 16, 2024
Holly is working at The Happy Stroke Club to be able to pay the bills, take care of her sick mum and pay for her sister’s school.
Jasper’s father is ill, and he needs to step up for him and that makes him very stressed.
When Holly meets Jasper, she has no idea of all the adventures she is going to have with him.
A hilarious story about a wrong type of massage and a visit to Santa’s life. Sweet, crazy and dirty.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Jasper’s father is ill, and he needs to step up for him and that makes him very stressed.
When Holly meets Jasper, she has no idea of all the adventures she is going to have with him.
A hilarious story about a wrong type of massage and a visit to Santa’s life. Sweet, crazy and dirty.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
November 3, 2025
Naughty, funny, and full of festive spice! All I Wank for Christmas is exactly what it promises—dirty, hilarious, and delightfully over the top. Tori Ross delivers a cheeky holiday romp that’s equal parts steamy and absurd in the best way. The humor had me laughing out loud, and the spice level definitely brings the heat. I took off one star only because it’s a bit short and I wanted more—but overall, it’s a hilarious, filthy little Christmas treat I’ll be revisiting when I need a good laugh and some festive filth! 🎄🔥
December 4, 2025
This is funny af and unexpectedly so
If you want a ridiculously funny laugh out loud (or snort) this is a book for you.
Don't go in thinking of the Santa you know. The MMC is a dorky, heir to the big man's suit.
The FMC is looking after her fambam by giving happy ending 'handys'.
The story has them getting stuck in all sorts of sticky situations even one where there is a pleasure dungeon!
If you want a book that is just fun and makes you laugh, and references Dean Winchester from Supernatural as a comparison marker this is a book for you.
If you want a ridiculously funny laugh out loud (or snort) this is a book for you.
Don't go in thinking of the Santa you know. The MMC is a dorky, heir to the big man's suit.
The FMC is looking after her fambam by giving happy ending 'handys'.
The story has them getting stuck in all sorts of sticky situations even one where there is a pleasure dungeon!
If you want a book that is just fun and makes you laugh, and references Dean Winchester from Supernatural as a comparison marker this is a book for you.
October 14, 2023
All I Wank for Christmas is freaking hilarious!! I haven’t laughed out loud with a book in a while. Holly is down on her luck in a shitty job in a podunk town, but all that changes when she meets Jasper. Holly and Jaspers chemistry right from the start is smok’in chimney HOT!! This story is a fun twist on all things “Santa”. That’s just part of what makes this story so much fun. It’s a light hearted, fun, easy and spicy read just in time for the holidays. 4.5 ⭐️’s
~Kim💜
~Kim💜
November 6, 2023
If I could give this book more stars I would. The laughing started at reading the dedication which I rarely do. All I Wank for Christmas definitely gives a whole new meaning to “Dirty Santa” lol. Holly is struggling by in life while taking care of her mom and has an unconventional job where she meets Jasper. When these two get together they get into a few predicaments but get their HEA. This is definitely a great holiday romcom and had me laughing out loud.- Elizabeth
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