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400 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published April 25, 2023







Emma and her English cream golden retriever Laika are housesitting an isolated beach house. In winter. The nearest (and only) neighbor is a quarter mile away. They communicate through whiteboard messages viewed through a telescope.
Emma’s been binge reading a never-ending supply of 99 cent self-published books she downloads from the internet. After reading a real stinker, Emma posts a one-star review on Amazon.
Uh oh. Mistake.
She’s pissed off a very disgruntled author. Very.