The events described in this memoir are sharply drawn but key moments are often obliquely referenced or insinuated rather than spelled out. Geographical shifts reflect the change that n circumstance as Don negotiated his way through adolescence and his early educational achievements before ultimately choosing a career in music where Don seems to have been the chief negotiator dealing with a series of managers promising the world but delivering little. Few full names are given except for Swanee, Ian Moss, Billy Rowe, Jimmy Little, Paul Hewson, Louise Tillet and a handful of others. But there are lots of stories about drugs and sex and a life on the Cross that sounds little changed since Billy Thorpe penned his own reminiscences about living in the Cross in the 1960s.
There are escapades in the Philippines and trips to China and Japan. Don has a negative outlook on Japan that seems quite fixed. This is Don travelling ‘germ free first class’ on Japan Airlines:
“… translucent food from the sea served by sterilised Android comfort women in surgical masks, no odour as the air-con and turbo-fans whisper us into Narita.” (163)
Don then tells the story of his uncle in Changi and the Burma railway where he was forced to kneel:
“… the exquisite frond of oriental steel, the wet thonk so easily through bone and ligament severing the moment forever from a country farm and mother and the long years in the sun and his children and their children in that moment gone…” (164)
Don’s conclusion?
“Don’t talk to me about civilisation, bar to say we live in a feudal world and man is a feudal creature and all this exquisite butchery from the elegant slit cut below the nose of the seventeenth-century Catholic missionaries crucified upside down to the modern-day tattooed then flayed human hides will within my lifetime prevail over the fleeting tissue of warped and impossible ideas we kid ourselves with in Greater Europe.” (164)
And then there are the moments of utter madness like when he describes sitting in the laundromat:
“You think it’s boring going in there once a week and waiting, how bad is it for the machines chained there day and night? We saw an escaped one once hitchhiking by the side of the road north of Nambour but we didn’t slow down. These roving bands of rogue washing machines roam the badlands outa control, breeding and shuddering through the scrub, sometimes sending a decoy out on the highway in ambush, if you stop they kidnap you off into the mulga and just wash the fuck out of you, don’t be fooled by appearances, those wild washing machines they can move surprisingly fast.” (138)
This story explains perhaps the spaced out look on Don’s face on the front cover?