1/5 ⭐ for the attempt.
- not a college romance, the setting is a mansion; dark? depends what you consider dark, but personally, I wouldn’t categorize it as dark romance. murky grey at best. not an enemies to lovers either.
- the synopsis is half-true. it mentions FMC having to live with MMCs for a week in the house, but that isn’t brought up in this book because (spoiler)the lawyer is kidnapped as he reaches the house lmao(spoilers)
- it reads like a draft rather than a finished book. there are typos and weird wording that makes you blink twice, or thrice. a quick search tells me this was published through a publisher, so i’m assuming there was an editor involved in the process. i can only feel sorry for the author since they were done dirty.
- the plot isn’t there, and the sprinkle of it that exists is messy and tries to be mysterious, but is flat. no build-up whatsoever
- the three guys (MMCs) are nothing special, they fit in the typical stereotypes. FMC is…odd in a ‘grating on the nerves’ way—one second she’s having attempts at being this “look at me stand my ground,” in the next, she’s folding like paper. also one of the guys, punches a hole in the wall on page 6 or so (“I punched the wall near my bed, making a hole in it as an emphasis.”—his words). makes you wonder if he lives in a cardboard house, or if maybe, the guy has inhumane strength because boy here doesn’t even flinch, or wince, after.
- the relationship between the four characters is a catastrophe, as in MMCs hate for “cheating” on them with their dad, and she kinda hates them for not believing her sort of thing. BUT, when FMC returns to the house, there’s 3 snarky sentences exchange and on the 4th sentence, sex time!!
Do I recommend this? No.
Is the smut smutting? No.
I’ve read smut without plot before and even those scenes had a little bit of anticipation building. None of that here.
Best example from the first smut scene: FMC walks in the house, and one of the guys is there. They banter for three sentences, then she’s being fingered on sentence 4. Orgasms on sentence 6 or 7. Done. Bye.
With MMC 2? Same thing, but different sex act. MMC 3? Same as 1 and 2.
You’re also hit with “sexy” descriptions such as “his eyes staring at my pussy like it was the juiciest delicious steak”. And dialogue like “You’ve tamed the wild beasts out of us.”