Much like Shang-Chi, Man-Thing is a character whose original seventies run now feels very much of its time – but also one that nobody has quite been able to make work since. I've really enjoyed some of Steve Orlando's work, though, so hoped this might serve as a reworking which made the character fit for a new era. After all, it wouldn't have been the first time a promising young writer did something like that with a half-forgotten swamp beast character. Sadly, if unsurprisingly, Curse Of The Man-Thing is no Anatomy Lesson. The ostensible lead plot is that the firebrand great-niece of one of the mad science old ladies from Hickman's X-Men gets magic tattoos (the world 'spellification' gets used entirely too much regarding this), sort-of-kills Man-Thing with a single blow, and steals his body in order to weaponise it and wipe out humanity. Superhero comics, especially ones involving lots of characters with different powers, are always at risk of feeling like just one damn thing after another, and this strand of the story falls right in. Meanwhile, it turns out that the consciousness of Ted Sallis, the man who became Man-Thing, is still alive within the shambling creature, and various twists on the origin are revealed, none of which add anything, and half of which immediately turn out to be lies, so that was particularly pointless. It can't even glide by on character stuff, because half the time the characters are saying things which make no sense. "Magic is unreliable. Science is predictable. We like that" is a weird thing for a Marvel Universe mad scientist to say, but then Spider-Man responds to his name with "The one, friendly neighborhood and only" which would be a weird thing for anyone to say. I mean...those words just don't go in that order, do they? Most baffling of all, Steve Orlando, a writer whose past work has been notable for its gay themes, here writes a character called Man-Thing, who has appeared in comics called Giant-Sized Man-Thing, and makes nothing of that whatsoever! Things pick up very slightly once Magik takes the lead, but then don't they always. Really, the best one can say is that some of the covers were gorgeous.