Nice Guys

by Phil Torcivia

Nice guys never get laid, or so they say. Follow a nice guy and his friends through a maze of relationship blunders. It's like Sex and the City with the four ladies replaced by four men, two cats, and the one who steals the Willy the Penis.My dream - Dennis QuaidTori - Jennifer Love HewittSteve - Bruce WillisLarry - Michael Clarke DuncanFloyd - Antonio BanderasJoel - Bradley Cooper

197 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 20, 2011

About the author

Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."