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296 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1991

Oooh. Constantine’s got himself a girl. Also, ghosts avenge themselves on the living. The worst thing is the opening description of the pub was fantastic and left me thinking, Gosh, I’d love to drink there, and then the place goes up in flames. Sidenote: Simpson does not render tears well. And this girl, Kit Ryan, is fabulous. Kit’s response to a thug threatening her with bloody death is, “Oh, aye?” Then she nearly rips his balls off. Seriously, Kit, can you be more awesome? …Something horrible is going to happen to you later in this series, isn’t it.
A fine one-shot sort of Christmas story. Nobody dies, good things happen, somebody’s life is improved directly because of Constantine's actions, and Constantine even gets a present.
All right, I’m not quite certain about the point of this story or its placement. It’s neat and interesting as a summation story and has some nice foreshadowing, but should it really have gotten set smack in the middle of a graphic novel? While I like how this graphic novel collects a largely sequential run, thematically I think “Lord of the Dance” should have ended a book and “Remarkable Lives” should have started a new one. I guess it was Constantine's interactions with Kit that lead to "The Pub Where I was Born" being set as the start of this particular novel? She must be even more important than I understood. Also, I want to know learn more about Constantine’s past with Brendan Finn and Kit. And who is this King of Vampires character who I’ve never heard of before but apparently terrifies John to no end?
Fabulous gory story about flesh-eating demons and politics. British politics, of course, which seems to make the end result polite, bizarre, and cut-throat all at once. I frankly think the demon could have gotten out of the handcuffs quite easily by stripping the flesh from his hand and sliding the bones through.
Ellie is shaping up to be one of my favorite characters. I want to read more about her; her past with Tali is fascinating. Is their baby alive? How exactly involved in these plans of Constantine is she going to be? Sidenote: Why would the First have nipple rings? I mean, seriously? And I notice they are gone in later scenes. Also sidenote: Simpson has moved on from bizarre tears to improbable water droplets. I’ll buy Ellie lounging on a bed in naught but towels around Constantine because she is a succubus and that's just what she does, but, Simpson, if a girl gets out of the shower and puts her hair up in a towel, locks of it do not hang around her face. And if she’s still so wet from the shower that the water is running down her skin, those locks would be too sodden to be softly curling. Hmph.
Reading order: 2
Publication order: 18 (2007)
Chronological order: 7
