Spiders From Hell

by Reekfeel

Arachnophobia. Oohhh! Creepy crawlies!! on Godless dot com
This one goes crazy, bat-shit, cat-shit, rat-shit crazy. Watch out.
There’s some splatterpunk and a lot of bizarro. And watch out for the surreal shit.
I will help you by suggesting that you have Hieronymus Bosch’s famous Hell painting to hand as we go on a mad trip. Cheers.

First lines - ‘It is my wife’s screams that does it. She wakes me up.’

No fluff. No filler. High octane, first-hand accounts of terror.
8,000 words

Unknown Binding

About the author

A writer of strange abnormal fiction, like Bizarro in Absurdism and Comedy and Surreal Horror. A weird different style that’s totally unique going into mind-bending dimensions and experimental narratives. With a richness of originality, avoiding writing about things already written about. Distinctive feature - the trickster narrator. On Amazon and Godless dot com.

Reviews

[Stitching Ghost · Rating 4 out of 5]

According to the blurb this story contains 8,000 words, 2% of these words are the word fuck or variations of it, that part was a bit much (not because of the swearing but because of the staggeringly repetitious nature of it).

The best way I can describe this story is stoner-acid-nightmare surrealist-splatter comedy-horror. Did I adore it or hate it, I don't know and might never know. I said I wanted weird and Reekfeel definitely delivered the proverbial goods.

[Margaret Hamnett · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well this one did not start anywhere near how I expected. Dear lord! Then it gets worse. There is a nest of spiders bothering a man and his pregnant wife. One night things get severely out of hand and from then on it’s like an acid trip on LSD eating pioti and magic mushrooms.
There weren’t as many bodily fluids in this one but the plot makes up for it by being absolutely psychotic. My favourite part being when and I quote “little demon monkeys spiralling out of her posterior and attacking everyone.”
By the end this one left me a little breathless.

[Mickey Tompkins · Rating 2 out of 5]

What the fuck did I just read? Did a lady give birth to a giant spider? Did she birth a bunch of baby spiders? Or was this all in his mind because he was on drugs? I have no idea.