"[I]t is a good idea to maintain your place at in all times in the same state of tidiness or disarray, cleanliness or uncleanliness. Hastily dusting or tidying up for visitors is a form of lying".
The kind of book that makes you wish you could go get drunk with the author.
A witty and fun life-style guide by Quentin Crisp! My favorite chapter was "Confusing Your Enemies with Style." I borrowed this one from my library and will probably purchase a copy for my style/fashion shelf.