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368 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 61

Your wrath does nothing. Whether the corpses rotThis punchy new translation by Matthew Fox is a pleasure throughout.
or a pyre undoes them makes no difference.
Nature welcomes everything back to her
peaceful bosom, and bodies owe their end
to themselves. All these peoples, Caesar,
if fire does not burn them now, it will
burn them with the earth, burn them with
the sea's abyss; a common pyre awaits
the world, it will mix their bones with stars.
Wherever Fortune calls your soul, these souls
are there too. You won't ascend any higher
into the breezes, or lie in a better place
beneath the night of Styx. Death is free
from Fortune. Earth takes all that she gives birth to,
and heaven covers whoever has no urn.
Most likely it was now that Lucan uttered a bon mot that later became legendary. While using a public lavatory, he heard the sound of his own flatulence echoing through the hollow privy beneath him. His quick literary mind seized on an apt quotation – from the poetry of Nero. You might think it had thundered beneath the earth, Lucan intoned, gleefully spoofing the emperor's verse about an eruption of Mount Aetna. Those who heard him hastened to leave the latrine, fearing that their presence there put them in danger.It's no surprise that Lucan, who lustily despises Caesar throughout the Civil War, came to see the assassination of Nero as a civic duty and joined the conspiracy to kill him. Unfortunately, the plot was discovered and everyone died. He was hardly a hero at the end, but as his terrific poem proves, heroes count for nothing.