How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man by Mary McHugh (1-Apr-2004) Paperback

by Mary McHugh

We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! Now, from the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady comes its companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman.If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a Crotchety Old Man on your Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter?" Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. Yelled at news anchors on television. Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one M&M.Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the Crotchety Zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a Crotchety Old Man but will never believe one line in this book is about him.

Genres: Humor

Paperback

First published April 1, 2004

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Reviews

[E.H. Nolan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh, this book is hilarious! Readers of any age will enjoy it, not just those on the brink of old age.

This pocketbook is full of adorable little cartoons, funny jokes, and stories. The first page consists of the words, “Crotchety Old Men…” The following pages include fragments to complete the sentence. If you have fond memories of your grandpa who was marginally or majorly inappropriate, you’ll howl with laughter. If your husband has turned into a grump in his old age, you’ll laugh even harder. And dads? If your dad fits the description of a crotchety old man, you’ll laugh the hardest.

So, since pretty much everyone in the world has known or does know a crotchety old man who. . .
“Think women were born to clean—like their mothers”
“Never learned to put a new roll of toilet paper on the rod” (My dad)
“Love to explain things you’ve known for years”
“Say ‘Whatever happened to Betty Grable? She had great legs.’ ” (My grandpa)
“Don’t see anything wrong with calling a woman ‘a broad’ ” (Me!)
. . . pretty much everyone will love this book. Go out and buy it, and get ready to pee your pants with laughter!

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[Dan Ray · Rating 1 out of 5]

A friend gave me this as a gag for my birthday.
It's very quick, and snippy. The jokes are so dated I had to check the publishing date. There's boomer-humour galore, so casual misogyny and racism. But since that's essentially the joke it fits.

It's a list of crotchety old man behaviours. Sometimes with cartoons.

[Sarah · Rating 1 out of 5]

A truly awful eBook. Out dated and poor formating.

Formatting is off for an eBook. Several pages don't work as the formatted font.

But on top of that its written for the old man to be an early baby boomer or even older. Reading this before buying for my Gen X husband and the references are just plain old and tired.

Not every book needs to be on KU. This one can go away.

[Regina Olson · Rating 1 out of 5]

belittles men

This book is a list of “facts” about older men, but it was sad to me. We as women do not need to belittle or speak disrespectfully of men to make ourselves feel more important.

[Koren · Rating 2 out of 5]

At one or two lines to a page, I'm not sure this should actually count as a book, but hey, if GR wants to count it, so be it. This was a Kindle Unlimited choice. Don't think I would actually buy it unless it was a gag gift.

[Karen Ng · Rating 2 out of 5]

I couldn't stop laughing. The author has a wicked sense of humor and keen observation. Off to read the women one now. These are a nice break from my recent heavy reads.

[Adam Bricker · Rating 3 out of 5]

Quick read with some funny one liners

[Cami · Rating 5 out of 5]

so funny

I laughed so hard at this book!! Deff would be a great gift or gag gift !! I recommend this to anyone who needs a good laugh!

[Susan · Rating 4 out of 5]

Yes, I know one crotchety old man! LOL.

[Jim · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book is not funny; the jokes are old.

[James · Rating 3 out of 5]

None of the jokes were new.

[Don · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not even remotely funny. The book is just 140 pages of insults against the “stereotypical male” from the 1950s.

[Karl Rhynas · Rating 2 out of 5]

A few good ones but mostly not.

[Lisa · Rating 2 out of 5]

A total waste of time and money.

[Pam · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing though dated. The humor certainly fits the stereotype but some of the points have not aged well.

[Kathleen · Rating 3 out of 5]

A good gift for the over-the-hill old fart in your life! Maybe a little dated in its references, but the sentiment still applies.

[Jeff Putnam · Rating 3 out of 5]

Humorous