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192 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1970
*WARNING: The proof used in this review was developed in cooperation with psychotic gnomes, hopped up on Mescaline, No Doz and Thunderbird and tested only in a controlled environment deep within the creamy nougat center of a King Size Three Musketeers. Solving the proof below while either sober or wearing clothing made from any form of “natural” fiber may cause incontinence (with or without anal bleeding), excessive hair growth and/or night terrors. Please consult an unemployed physician** before reading the rest if this review and advise them whether you have: (1) purchased and watched more than once the entire first season of Alf; (2) yelled at a child under 7 for grabbing the last Beanie Baby from the display rack when you were reaching for it; or (3) fallen in and out of love during the course of a single trip to the post office.
** We are trying to do our part to help the economy by getting Doctors off the street.
g(1) + f(1) + 1(y -17) to stand for Kane's supreme coolness and overall badassedness quotient
h(1) + f(1) + 2 (x + 4) to stand for Conan's square-jawed manliness and penchant for fur
k(t) + 1+Vt+Et2+Ft3(sin8)+t4(cosX)
c(t) + hy(5) + (P(2)b+Te(7)) + 4y/Pi
7x + 15g - (y + 3n)
9xt/4 +1(8-5y) + 17
Oh + Yeah+15