In an effort to celebrate National Poetry Month, the principal Mr. Klutz tries the bean counter approach: if the school will write 1,000 poems by the end of the month, he'll invite a "real" poet to visit the school. AJ, of course, hates poetry, but it turns out he is quite good at making it into a commodity. By throwing spelling words up in the air and writing them down where they land, he writes hundreds of poems which he then sells to his less enterprising friends. He can even make up rhymes on the spot, thrilling his audiences (including the readers who can't stop laughing). By the end of the month, AJ has accumulated a good amount of money, stolen the teacher's heart from his rival, and even enjoyed the appearance of the "real" poet, Mr. Hynde, the former music teacher/rapper/winner of American Idol. What is poetry, kids? Something you can make a buck off of. Go American capitalism!