Food critic Levi goes on disastrous blind date after disastrous blind date to find her perfect match. Fish packing Brody is on a blind date in the same place and having about as much luck as Levi in finding someone vaguely normal to date. Everything from here onwards is a vortex of insanity. Larisa's characters are smart-mouthed, off-centre and have a warped sense of humour. Unfortunately the story wasn't engaging enough to keep me interested in spite of the editing being better than in some of Larisa's other Xena fan fiction.