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A coming-of-age tale to make the muses themselves roar with laughter and weep for pity -- sassy, razor-sharp and transformative -- from the acclaimed author of Mr Loverman
Londinium, AD 211. Zuleika is a modern girl living in an ancient world. She's a back-alley firecracker, a scruffy Nubian babe with tangled hair and bare feet - and she's just been married off a fat old Roman. Life as a teenage bride is no joke but Zeeks is a born survivor. She knows this city like the back of her hand: its slave girls and drag queens, its shining villas and rotting slums. She knows how to get by. Until one day she catches the eye of the most powerful man on earth, the Roman Emperor, and her trouble really starts...
Silver-tongued and merry-eyed, this is a story in song and verse, a joyful mash-up of today and yesterday. Kaleidoscoping distant past and vivid present, The Emperor's Babe asks what it means to be a woman and to survive in this thrilling, brutal, breathless world.
266 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2001
I could give him backchat, and anyway
I’d never write good poetry because what did
I know about war, death, the gods
and the founding of countries?
But you see, Dad, what I really want to read
and hear is stuff about us, about now
about Nubians in Londinium, about men
who dress up as women, about extramarital
peccadilloes, about girls getting married
to older men and on that note
And I don’t care about the past
and I ain’t writing for posterity
He also says I should write for readers
Five centuries hence
Well, I’m a thoroughly modern miss
And who knows that life will be like then
The Caledonians could rule the world for all we know