Silly salad with intellectual dressing.
Reading a book like this is depressing, because the author is obviously intelligent (he goes out of his way to prove it!), he's ambitious, well-intended, and he obviously worked his ass off to get this thing right--but it's just no good. Which just goes to illustrate the horrifying fact that you can do everything you think you oughta, and still the whole thing fizzles out in the end. Ironically, the protagonist of this book goes out of his way to ridicule his father for intellectual impotence, which may be the author's way of projecting onto a fictional character his fear of what he himself may become, in order to exorcise this demon. It doesn't work.
At its heart, this book is a high-concept piece in the Hollywood sense of "high-concept," i.e., one simple premise easily expressed: What if a baby had superhuman capacity to learn but could not speak? If you think that's an interesting premise, you may be right, but let me give you this author's answer: A wacky caper will ensue.
In between episodes, chases and high-jinks perpetrated by cartoonish caricatures built upon stereotypes and cliches that the author himself probably doesn't believe in, filled with sit-com style dialog and zingers, there are a lot of ponderous musings of every sort, mainly on language, the nature of fiction, semiotics or something, almost all parodic but unfunny, designed to mock European intellectuals. Yet there's probably some genuine musing in there too. The witty stuff mainly reminds one of the "Sphynx" character in the movie Mystery Men (Sphynx: "He who questions training only trains himself in asking questions;" Glyph: "The scariest thought by those inclined to believe in demons is that there are no demons at all..." More Glyph: "...language was the prison and the escape and therefore no prison at all, any more than freedom is confinement simply because it precludes one from being confined.").
Roland Barthes is a recurring character who exists:
-to ridicule his sycophantic follower
-to speak convoluted, inarticulate inanity
-to attempt adultery with his oh-so-French libertine ways
-to routinely spout his "funny" catchphrase: "I'm French, you know."
This book is full of crude bashing of Barthes, Lacan, Wittgenstein, Derrida, and anyone who has been held up as intellectual, while also showering scorn and mockery on those the author regards as inferior writers such as Byron and Rousseau. And one odd thing is that the author obviously has read and studied such folks (I haven't), but he is less interested in honestly engaging any of their ideas than in ridiculing them as a bunch of poopie-heads. But again, not very funnily. He parodies a typical high-school physics problem--to what purpose I'm not sure. Somehow a writer like Gilbert Sorrentino can achieve wonders in flippancy, mockery, absurd and bitter parody of all and everything, but Everett is not pulling it off, or something, and it just makes me go "why?"
And somewhere in there near the end he wedges in what could be a semi-sincere examination of the structure of fiction and ideas of "fictive space," while he admits that it mainly serves to justify his book's ending. And I think the whole Spinoza-style "logical" outlining of his idea and the various axioms and arguments to support it are another kind of dressing to render the simple abstrusely; the argument could likely be summarized thus: "I know that what's about to happen in the conclusion of my caper-story will be implausible and absurd even within the context as such a silly book as this, and it will dodge any meaningful resolution of the novel's implicit ideas, but fuck it, that's what kind of book this is, so deal.