Montana native son Lucien Taylor, child of a dysfunctional Eisenhower-era family, seems fated to the same aimless life and ill-fated adventures and mistakes as his father. Something to be Desired follows Taylor through his own life of bad decisions and the fallout of even his best intentions. The novel embodies the best of McGuane's unique literary stylistics and quirky observational humor. "Nobody writes so well about the incongruities of modern western America...'Something To Be Desired' is as invigorating as a fresh whiff of sage...a welcome relief from the overly wrought and overly cautious fiction of so many of his contemporaries." -Howard Frank Mosher, Chicago Tribune Books
Thomas Francis McGuane III is an American writer. His work includes ten novels, short fiction and screenplays, as well as three collections of essays devoted to his life in the outdoors. He is a member of the American Academy of Arts and Letters, National Cutting Horse Association Members Hall of Fame and the Fly-Fishing Hall of Fame.
McGuane's early novels were noted for a comic appreciation for the irrational core of many human endeavors, multiple takes on the counterculture of the 1960s and 1970s. His later writing reflected an increasing devotion to family relationships and relationships with the natural world in the changing American West, primarily Montana, where he has made his home since 1968, and where his last five novels and many of his essays are set. He has three children, Annie, Maggie and Thomas.
A Thomas McGuane novel is like a hearty western breakfast on the range, except that the bacon portion is sliced from the gamey ass of a dead Sasquatch.
That probably doesn't make much sense unless you've read McGuane--and maybe still doesn't even if you have. McGuane's quirky sense of reality is so on-point that it somehow it all comes out seeming surreal. It's like Tom Bodett left the light on for Salvador Dali.
What McGuane typically does--and I can say this now because I've read three of his alternately frustrating and effervescent novels--is chronicle the maddening journey of male protagonists hell-bent on self-destruction. McGuane's men long for lives that resemble a placid pool but who nonetheless run without breaking stride toward a jump into class-six rapids. They know that they're doing wrong, but the logic of the moment always seems to favor madness.
McGuane's protagonists strive for redemption by taking the long, circuitous, arduous path of hedonism. The path to the right is rarely certain, and, in McGuane's hands never preachy or moralistic. When McGuane picks up clay, he sculpts a subject beautifully perfect in its grotesquerie.
The novel begins around 1958 on the Montana homestead of the Taylor clan. There, young Lucien Taylor tries to live the life of a normal American boy despite the dysfunctions in his parents' rocky marriage. Not surprisingly, he grows to inherit many of his father's eccentricities and tendencies to ramble or follow his dick in the direction of the nearest willing snatch. This tendency proves nearly ruinous when he throws over the potentially idyllic family life with his beautiful patient wife, Suzanne, and their young son, James, in order to help an old flame in distress, Emily, a woman who may be even more erratic than himself in her habit of shooting down dead any man who crosses her. The unreliable Emily runs off again with a lover, in the process deeding over her Deadrock, Montana, ranch to the impoverished Lucien, who gets a brainstorm one day and turns it into a lucrative health resort built around a natural hot springs--the site of Lucien and Emily's first lovemaking. In the complications that ensue, Lucien tries to bond with his estranged wife and son, and finds himself in an affair with a bored local housewife, Dee, whose husband manages to extort hush money from Lucien at shotgun point--and a promise to pay the cuckolded husband to install seamless gutters at the resort, a technological miracle that, of course, does not keep the leaves out of the gutters as promised.
The premise and story of this novel are slight in the extreme, but it's the beauty of McGuane's artfully hewn sentences and oddly humorous and sharp observational sense that give the reader such pleasure. He is one of the masters of enviromental description and the wry turn of phrase.
Some of my favorite passages from the book:
The town crouched in front of the terrific mountains to the south, great wildly irregular peaks that seemed to say to the little town, Don't try anything.
The laughter and toasts that came from the house now seemed like a home team faithfully cheered for a bad loss.
"I had a girl named Shawna who wore a mood ring that was always nearly black. She cooked at the brandings and made eyes at the ropers. She was dumb. She read love comics and used her Chapstick as if it was a cigarette, and she was about as dumb as a stick. She lived at Parade Rest Trailer Park, which is no more than a breeding pen, and she was stick-ass dumb."
"I'd follow her to the gates of Hell." "That's her most famous effect, all right."
"Hundred-proof whiskey is a cowboy's color TV."
"Lucien was now years older than than man she left him for." [Lucien thinking about the tendency of memory to freeze youth at a point in time.]
"He also wondered if all those horses were indeed saddle horses or if there might not be a bronc mixed in there, disguising man-killer traits with good fellowship among the horses at the feed bunk."
Lucien went inside; he filled the tub with deep hot water and soaked and watched the morning light cross the old linoleum flowers on the kitchen floor. He had benign thoughts for the man, now doubtlessly gone, who had dreamed up those appalling flowers for the linoleum factory. Could he have known what a half century's muddy boots and all that domestic abrasion would do to his bright flowers?
He drank as much coffee as fast as he could and watched a two-by-four opening at the end of the room where the young girls danced together to a jukebox. Their movements were strange and formal, glassy and distant; and everything wonderful about their bodies was under twenty-four months old.
He thought if dismounting were given the same importance in sex as it is in horsemanship, this would be a happier world.
He walked along while the deep cold made a bas-relief map of his own skull, exposing bone through flesh and reminding him that cold, not heat, is the natural order.
But he was growing calm; calm at first in defeat and in the drifting lethargy that defeat produces.
Now he hated his feet, which were white paddles. They were not the honest arched dusky feet of the world's real people. They were the splayed white paddes of the superfluous.
[Wick Tompkins, Lucien's lawyer:] "I have to get in eight billable hours in the next ninety minutes, then go to lunch."
He too was afflicted; lately nothing could have been more trying, more purgatorial, than the activities of his poor old dick. Apart from the obvious, it had begun making two streams during urination, one for the bowl, the other filling his shoe or starting him upon an unwelcome dance; often, too, it saved a final spurt for when it had been returned to his pants...
The last ten percent of her looks were still there to extrapolate the loss from.
He had seen hawks on the ground, graceless as extremely aged people, and he knew their world was sky. He'd seen old cowboys limp to their horses, then fly over the land, and he knew what their world was too. He wanted his own life to be as plain.
Virgins are bores, he thought, like people with overpriced houses.
"Self-discovery," he thought with loathing, for he was losing interest in himself.
It seemed to Lucien that children took up great space when they were awake and then became so small when they fell asleep.
Lucien Taylor's road to maturity is paved with hurled tampons, nannies with odd sexual proclivities and other sundry incident that you might find in a backwoods Montana resort town. Even as Lucien gets his shit together one is never sure up to the end of the book if he ever can or will, if he is fated to heedlessly make a muck of things, to forever knowingly commit stupidity as if drawn to it by some cosmic magnet.
The book, at first, did not impress me, but as it moved along it enchanted me. McGuane is a magician, a master of language and creator of sentences that surprise you with a moonshine kick. And he's not above throwing in the inside joke or two. In one scene, two cowboys are debating an incident in the 1980 Steve McQueen western Tom Horn, the screenplay of which was written by McGuane.
McGuane, I think, is one of the greatest living writers, based on the three novels I've read by him so far, but if you want to see how crazy he can get, I'd direct you to Panama first. Something to Be Desired is more genteel than that drug-addled book, but in its way is an excellent example of the author's art and craft.
This slim volume tells the story of Lucien Taylor, a man who walked away from his family and then tried to work his way back. It is sporadically effective in its representation of a self-destructive man and has an honest resolution, but its minimalist style distanced me from the characters. At times, I also felt the Heavy Hand of Symbolism, as in the character of Emily, who is apparently meant to represent the lure of the dangerous unknown.
I had always thought of Thomas McGuane as a Western writer, not a teller of stories about gunfights and cattle rustlers, but rather an author in the mode of Jim Harrison or Larry McMurtry who wrote of sagebrush and horses and men doing the things that men do. That type.
That’s why, I suppose, even though I have nothing against sagebrush and horses (I can’t say the same of some men), this slim book which came to my bookshelf from that of my mother-in-law when she went to the great back forty in the sky some years ago sat unread for so long.
Now that I have read it, I can tell you it does contain sagebrush and horses and men but other than being a story set in Montana (with a Latin American interlude), it not Western novel, at least to me. Mostly it is about the damning absence of love, the compelling impetus of desire to fill that hole, and the havoc those two forces can cause when they are in collusion.
McGuane is a clever and well-crafted writer, capable of luring you into his grasp with seductive paragraphs, such as a this one about the young protagonist, Lucien Taylor ...
“Lucien’s sudden flunking seemed strangely permanent. One upperclassman called him a forceps baby. The light of detention fell through institutional windows upon Lucien and the books that had suddenly gone dead on him. He was homesick and there was no home, nothing to fill a caissoned heart ... ”
... only to cold cock you with an inventive and surprising turn, such as this:
“Then Lucien’s father did something very strange and yet wholly characteristic of him: he waved to an imaginary person in the window behind her; when she turned to look, he flattened her with a tremendous blow.”
Like a swayback horse, the story lopes side to side as it advances (which it does rapidly). There is a murder (in fact, two), there is sex (both of the hot-springs sort and of the caught-on-camera sort), there is a love triangle, there is a hilarious (to me) scene in a drive-in involving a tampon, and, because it is the story of a manly man who lives in the West, there is drinking, fishing and a father-son moment involving an angry hawk.
If any of these things appeal to you, then you will like the book. I did.
I was drawn to novels like these when I was in my teens and early twenties. You may know the type: successful, rugged, male protagonists (usually Boomers or Silent Generation) who deliberately screw up their lives in irreverent, ain't-I-a-stinker, midlife-crisis ways. These protagonists tend to be sexually irresistible to women while being alternately distant or overbearing toward them in every other way; fall easily in and out of money; have obnoxious, drunken adventures with eccentric peers; treat the aforementioned peers with gentle condescension; come through all this selfish behavior with accidental professional success, peace of mind, a renewed relationship with a wronged old flame, and/or hard-earned wisdom. For a window of my early adult years, this is what I thought a man should be, and the writers of these novels sure think these guys are more interesting than every other character in their books (spoiler: they're not). Fortunately, I've lived enough years to grow out of this phase, and I would have preferred this book from the perspective of any other character but the protagonist. I'm being a little hard on McGuane. He's one of the best writers of these kinds of novels, his sentences are a pleasure to read, his story structures are breezy yet compact, he frequently makes me laugh, his Montana settings are more interesting than the East Coast academia/intelligentsia/art world settings of most novels with guys like these, and he has more self-awareness and criticism of his protagonist than I have given him credit for in the rest of this review. However, McGuane's women characters are narrowly drawn, some casual racism (especially in the last two chapters) meant as cheeky irreverence in 1985 reads today as the ugliness and sneering privilege it is, and I'm just tired of these guys and tired of the parts of myself I see in them.
I have heard of Montana author, Thomas McGuane, for many years but have never read any of his books before. The novel is about a man named Lucien, a man who at times becomes very successful, but also fails miserably too, possibly due to his huge sex drive. While written in fun and earthy language, the story didn't hold together that well. I think this will also be the last book I will read by this author.
I picked this up in a used bookstore while traveling through Butte, MT. McGuane was a friend of Richard Brautigan, and I wanted to see how McGuane's style compared to Brautigan. "Something to be Desired" is bleak. I found it difficult to read at times, but it also felt like something I needed to keep returning to. It is both ugly and endearing. I appreciated the tone more than the actual narrative plot.
No one writes about males self destructive behavior and then their attempts at redemption better than this author. The fact that he does it with a wonderful eye for detail and a healthy dose of humor is a bonus.
"...everything wonderful about their bodies was under twenty-four months old."
"He had a twinkle in his eye, that Kelsey, Antoinette said, this with the innocence of an aborigine sticking something into another mammal and breaking it off"
Lucien Taylor, a State Department diplomat working in the Caribbean, leaves his wife and returns home to Montana to bail out a former lover, who is accused of murder. Unfortunately for Lucien, she's guilty as sin. He ends up with her ranch, which he converts into a successful, lucrative resort. Lucien has everything, except the one thing he most wants: to be reunited with his wife and son.
Something to be Desired restores the humour that was missing from Panama and Nobody's Angel, but this is not the McGuane of 92 in the Shade. The over-the-top violence of his early novels is gone, and the humour is less manic.
Some readers will be put off by Lucien's character. Except in his most recent novel (The Cadence of Grass), McGuane's protagonist is always a child of privilege, at odds with his world, who seems to lack any sense of direction. His good intentions are overshadowed by his missteps. Lucien is self-absorbed and blames his misfortunes on his penis, which seems to have a life of its own.
For those who accept the protagonist, however, this novel is both funny and rueful. Well worth reading.
My first McGuane was an okay experience - nothing to be enthused about, nothing to be impressed by, nothing to be gained or lost. Laconic Western ethos: a reverence for nature, the physical, the animal, the brutal but valid; and dotted with situational humor, like the image of the drunk's 'hurricane walk' across the yard - going tree to tree. As a stylist, there is technical form, but nothing to be desired - nothing lives off the page, no sensations rise or sink into your skull. As a storyteller, he is adequate, but I couldn't escape the sensation that I was following steps in the snow - I might not know exactly where the steps ended, but everything was obvious a thousand feet in front of me. I'd read McGuane again, but I'd take my time moseying back.
This was my most recent visit with a McGuane novel in some time and I was blown away. After having read it, I ordered five others of his (four novels and a short story collection). The guy has a way with words and his characters seem to be distant, more rural cousins of those in Richard Ford novels. Loners in some way who seek companionship but seem to either a) shoot themselves in the foot b)blind themselves with a target too far in the distance or choose too large a target c) don't actually shoot for the target until everything else in their world is mucked up.
These are contemplative characters whose views on the world are flawed but we want them to get it right. They are funny and tragic and just dang ole entertainin'.
This slim volume tells the story of Lucien Taylor, a man who walked away from his family and then tried to work his way back. It is sporadically effective in its representation of a self-destructive man and has an honest resolution, but its minimalist style distanced me from the characters. At times, I also felt the Heavy Hand of Symbolism, as in the character of Emily, who is apparently meant to represent the lure of the dangerous unknown.
It's probably 3.5 star writing, but it loses points for it's stupid, morally bankrupt protagonist. Too real to be grotesque, too grotesque to want it in your head. This is like the western "The real housewives of New Jersey", when you really want "Goodfellas", or "The Sopranos". I can take flawed characters, I can take the genre, but this is too awful for too little reward.
This is writing that will wake you up. It is bracing, vivid and colorful. Passages are elliptical, yet at the same time each sentence seems to be logically necessary after the previous one. Brilliant.
On my book shelf for years. I finally read it as I wanted something from the high plains. We don't necessarily like the protagonist, Lucien, but we tend to understand him. Faced with the desires, uncertainties, and insecurities of life, can Lucien somehow make it all work out?
Author Rick Bass recomended this book as part of the Rocky Mountain Land Library's "A Reading List For the President Elect: A Western Primer for the Next Administration."