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Alien Coffee

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Jillian keeps trying to drink her coffee, only to find the cup empty. However, she is NOT the one drinking it. To make matters worse, Jillian has a tendency to forget it downstairs even after filling the cup. It frustrates her more and more with each passing day until she finally discovers exactly what has been happening.

Everyone knows there are aliens living secretly on Earth. What isn’t known is how much they like coffee or what sort of affect it has on them. A Columbian drug lord has an alien problem of his own, but what can teenagers really tell him, extraterrestrial or not?

Somehow Jillian gets involved in all of it and discovers the most exciting adventure of her life. But what in the world do emo bunnies and snails have to do with anything?

Aliens, coffee, emo bunnies, snails, teenagers and a Columbian drug lord all take part in this humorous sci-fi romp. It’s hard to tell which one is worst.

Alien Coffee is a Novella of approximately 22,500 words; equivalent to about 100-120 print pages.

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First published August 31, 2011

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John H. Carroll

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John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time gazing at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what’s happening on planet Earth.

Quite frankly, it frightens him. He’s just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.

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2,358 reviews20 followers
July 21, 2019
This short story should be titled Aliens Love Coffee!
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121 reviews3 followers
June 29, 2012
I've previously read all the free downloads from this author and also have his Willden Trilogy. This story was just as enjoyable as the others, and had me laughing out loud in many places - just like when I read his other offerings. (Too bad I took my Kindle with me to the chiro office - people **really** look at you weird when you laugh out loud while reading.)

If you have NOT read the free story "The Emo Bunny That Should", read that first. There are several comments in this story that while funny on their own will be even funnier with that background.

Looking forward to more stories and books! ~Grin~
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50 reviews
February 16, 2012
This was a goofy fun read. I had the flu and needed a lift and this was just the ticket at the time. This empowering statement made me laugh out loud: "A tiny little voice in the back of her head freaked out and ran away screaming. Once it was gone, she took a deep breath and nodded, "I can do that."

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454 reviews
November 10, 2011
Not much of a story. Not much of a plot. Not much of an ending. A huge number of mistakes for such a short book. The aliens were nice though.
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