Something has escaped from The World Animal Testing Service! A secret laboratory. Missing pets. Stolen sugar supplies. Mystery surrounds the quaint village of Cwmbochdew, hidden deep within the Welsh valleys. The people in this quiet hamlet thought nothing of the bizarre events; until the first death. With the body count rapidly rising Penfold Jones, a purveyor of jam, with a strange love of tulips, finds himself thrust into a cheesy horror film come to life. Accompanied by a beautiful and mysterious Australian, Penfold must quickly prevent a truly monstrous foe from destroying the valley; and taking over the world. Join Penfold Jones in his first tantalising adventure. This horror-comedy is certainly not to be taken too seriously and designed to be a simple enjoyable read.