I say some of the things that I say in Children's Ministry Presentations and Kid-Show Performances... because it's funny! You should always have something fun, funny, witty, or just plain silly to say to your audience. Whether it's planned or ready to cover a mistake; a funny quote, pun, gag or joke should always be in your pocket. 40 Pages of funny things to say that have worked for me over the years - maybe some of these things will work for you too.