Notice: I have made a review for every book of this series and they need to be read in order since they are supposed to feel like an on-going impression. So if you read the second without reading the first will feel rather off.
I am mostly focusing on the style of storytelling and a lot less on if it reads well or something sophisticated like that. For the same reason I tend to have lots of SPOILERS which means that if you read this text you will know THE OVERALL PLOT and how much I DIDN’T like it. So be warned that this is a mostly negative opinion for the whole trilogy which tends to reveal in detail why I didn’t like it. Better be read after you have read the books or if you want to avoid a not-so-smart series. YOU HAVE NOW BEEN WARNED and I can now initiate the slaughter.
--- Storm Bringer ---
(Most boring title for an Elric story)
It begins with Elric’s slut of a wife getting kidnapped. Veeery easily. And Elric doesn’t even summon a god to chase the kidnapers. How convenient Moorcock! By the way, isn’t that a rehash of the first book where Erlik needs to save Cymoril?
And what is that? One of the dying attackers says there is a prophesy Elric needs to fulfil? Oh crap, here we go again with the automatic win BS! So he tells him where his wife is held and that it’s his destiny to go find her. Because if it wasn’t Elric would dump her? Silly Moorcock…
So Elric needs to invade the nation where his wife is held and for some reason he doesn’t summon a god to just wipe them all out or use a gizmo of mass destruction as he did before, things that are sooo easy for him to do. He instead gathers all the armies of all the nations he didn’t destroy so far and attacks at once. The enemy is surprisingly that powerful that every nation Elric didn’t destroy so far was now slaughtered for joining him in battle. Furthermore, a warrior-wizard manages to beat Elric in a duel yet doesn’t kill him (oh what a surprise) because the prophesy says it is not him who is destined to kill him. Great way to save your hero Moorcock…
After that Elric escapes the battle and confronts a rebel army who explain that his sword can kill even a god. They also tell him that the prophesy is about him going to a specific place to save his wife. AGAIN WITH THIS PROPHESY PULLING ELRIC BY THE NOSE??? How about some investigation or free will Moorcock?
And hold on a second, if Elric could just go to a light guarded place to save her all alone, what was the point of raising all the armies of the world? You have no idea what you are doing Moorcock…
So he goes there, along with an ally of his who yields the second cursed sword… Hey wait a second, wasn’t this sword thrown to limbo after Yrkoon was killed … again? How the hell do they keep losing and finding it every time Moorcock feels like it? Thanks for the explanation you idiot!
Elric confronts the God who tells him that if he dies, the entire world will be destroyed along with him and reality will change to that of a completely new world. Elric in the meantime is completely deaf because all he wants to do is save his slut. So he slays him and then gets surprised his world is about to be erased despite being warned about it. Oh you horny little devil, you destroyed the world for some pussy…
Anyways, Elric seeks guidance and more people Moorcock uses as means to pull him by the nose with the excuse of the prophesy, appear and tell him what to do. He finds this seer who tells him that it’s his fate to kill all the gods of chaos in order for the world to be remade in a more harmonic way and that it is ok to do so since YOU CAN’T ESCAPE FATE! Elric agrees, even when he knows that this way, he, his slut, and all the other faceless crowds Moorcock has filled this world with will be destroyed and forgotten. So what does he have to gain from all this? Death as means of finding peace? Well he is forcing everyone else to just go along with it even if they disagree. Hell, he decides to kill all his patron deities when up until a few hours ago he was they fanatic supporter since the first book. Oh but I forgot, the only character with a personality in this series is Elric so there is no problem as long as he does his emo stuff.
What is even more facepalming is that the gods were helping him with the excuse to NOT kill them when the time comes. Well excuse me you idiots, when a prophesy is telling you that you will be killed by him then you do not aid him in doing so. You refuse to help him and you let him get killed; thus the prophesy is averted. How hard was that to figure out?
After that he faces the gods and their archbishop, and despite their efforts to tell him to stop with the reward of him becoming a god as well, he attacks them anyway. Normally he is now toast because he can no longer summon gods to aid him, since it’s the same gods he is fighting. But no worries; he learns this new summon that will make a thousand swords like his own to rain down from the sky and they are supposed to be powerful enough to beat even them. Jesus, so he even summon swords??? Then who needs gods in the first place? Moorcock, did you just admitted that Elric never really needed them and that his sword was enough?
Anyways, for reasons not even Moorcock knows, Elric does NOT use the summon. He chooses to go for something smaller first, as if it would make a difference. He summons a few weak monsters to attack the gods and then he chases after the archbishop. He captures him and instead of killing him he starts to chat long enough for the gods to have won and to attack him. And THEN he summons the swords. WHY DID HE DO THAT NOW AND NOT RIGHT AWAY??? What is wrong Moorcock, did you need to waste a few pages so the book will look big?
Anyways, the gods are vanquished and he loses his power, so he is now captured by the archbishop. This wouldn’t have happened if he had killed him right away instead of chatting. The archbishop does NOT kill him (oh what a surprise) and instead he ties him on a flagship to witness the world being conquered by an evil army. As you probably guessed right away, Elric escapes by summoning back his sword.
After that he needs to find a magic shield that will negate the powers of chaos. Oh I see, so he does need a super gizmo after all. Why didn’t he go for it in the first place if his sword was not enough and the seer knew about it all along? Looks like fate makes no sense.
During his quest he and his allies are attacked by monsters so they fight them and kill them, the only thing Elric does with anyone he meets. His sword once again flies off on its own and kills the Red Archer and Erlic goes emo again. Moorcock dear, it was tragic the first time and a bit the second. After a dozen times I don’t care anymore. And you also gave him those herbs that make him be able to live without the sword; there isn’t even any black irony at how he needs to kill in order to live anymore. Thus you just killed a character with zero emotional response.
After that he goes to fight another god he missed the other day and finds his slut turned to a monster by him. She doesn’t feel like living as a monster so she jumps on the sword and dies too. Moorcock, what did we say about useless deaths? I DON’T CARE! In fact, I don’t even understand why they kidnapped her in the first place. As bait for Elric to come to them? That is exactly why you were all killed you stupid idiots! Just like Yrkoon in the first book, you dug your own graves; he would never chase after you if you didn’t take his woman. And what’s with the transformation to a monster? Was that supposed to make him lose faith in his quest to kill you all? You just enraged him and now he will kill you ten times more horribly you retarded gods! That goes for you too Moorcock; your characters are all retarded and you are a terrible scriptwriter.
After that he goes to fight the archbishop in the ruins of Melibone and he feels all nostalgic about it. Oh how nice were all the slaves he tortured, all the women he raped, all the nations he destroyed. He really missed those times and it’s a shame some asshole ruined the place… Oh that’s right; IT WAS HIMSELF WHO DID IT! Because he didn’t stay home, didn’t kill his cousin, didn’t summon a god to stop him and instead just KILLED EVERYONE! Yeah, that makes sense; I would feel nostalgic too… Not.
After that, a long line of ontological dialogues take place as he and his remaining allies ponder about the meaning of life. The evil army attacks to take over the world but Elric finds a magic horn that can summon other gods (oh how original) to battle his ex patrons. As usual, no matter how many millions of soldiers an army has, only its deities matter so it’s just a battle about them and all the rest dying fast and miserable. The battle ends and the old gods are now defeated and the world is now remade into something else that I have no idea how different it is than before. So Elric and his few allies are the last creatures of the old world, destined to die soon so he pretty much kills them and then falls on his own cursed blade as means to reunite with al those it absorbed. Oh how romantic. Too bad that place is Limbo and the souls are horribly tormented before fading to nothingness. Not exactly the best place to see old friends.
So only Storm Bringer remains in this world and it too takes a human shape and flies away to space or something, saying it was a million times more evil than Elric. Cocky little bastard.
Ok the final part of the book was exciting for having Armageddon taking place and all the heroes getting philosophical. The ending is otherwise a “kill them all” finale which leaves you a bit hollow inside since all that seem to have been done for nothing. But hey, no matter how good it was it could never make me savour the series, since I found a ton of BS in it.