"Scathing reviews, whimsical stories, and diverting games fill the pages of this kaleidoscope of skewed takes on the world of Classical music. Slonimsky's Book of Musical Anecdotes dishes out a marvelous feast of tales served up by a master storyteller whose reach extends around the world and to the beginnings of civilization. In these pages you'll learn a musical bicycle patented in 1896, and a musical bed built in the 1880s; the first flute players' union - founded in 300 B.C.!; an orchestra made up of animals, and an opera performed by cats; how Schillinger composed a fugue based on the financial pages; and the legal battle between a trained seal and the ASCAP lawyers who would not allow him to perform on radio." Slonimsky's Book of Musical Anecdotes is a collection of unique and humorous tales and stories discovered in newspaper files and musical journals contemporary with the events, composers, and musicians depicted - perishables worth preserving, as Slonimsky explained it.
Extremely enjoyable - if mostly instantly forgettable - little book. Slonimsky's knowledge of music and musicians was unbelievably extensive, and his interest in historical details give these anecdotes something extra: beyond the funny ones there's a lot of more serious ideas here and there. Of course, despite his success with Jazzmen, Slonimsky really only knows - and talks - about classical music. But a musician is a musician is a musician, so...
This is basically always on my desk, at all times. I dip into it constantly, so I can't say that I've ever "finished" it, although I'm sure I have read every page multiple times by now.