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192 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 1, 2002
Beautiful old Victorian house is on the market really cheap - it calls out to the new tenants ...
Oh, but the dog won't go upstairs; how peculiar ...
What's that, Jodie, there's a little girl in your room? Well, imaginary friends are harmless, I suppose ...
Blast! There goes those damned alarms again at 3AM every night exactly. Think it means anything? No, shut up and go back to sleep.
Brrr, why is this place always so cold?
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, there is a nurse in an old-fashioned dress standing in my doorway!!
Oh, husband, you and your "logical explanations". I saw a ghost. I know I did.
Has anyone seen that coat? I swear it was here a moment ago.
Hey, honey, I just heard from a neighbour that this house was built over an Indian burial ground. That always ends well, doesn't it?
I'm just going into town to pore through some historical records of the house. Be back by lunchtime.
Honey, the kids are seeing dead people in their bedrooms at night. Aren't you in any way concerned? If not for their safety, than alternatively, in their mental wellbeing, as if it isn't sure-as-shit ghosts, they're experiencing some serious hallucinations.
I just talked to a medium. They're these people one goes to when their house is haunted, wouldn't you know. She says we must put Crucifixes up around the house. Do we believe in God? No, not really.
And the medium booms: "Spirit!! Why do you remain in this house? GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!"