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448 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2003


Note to Fox viewers. That was a reference to something called "science," another concept foreign to Fox, along with truth. Science is the same thing that tells people called scientists that the Earth is actually more than 6,000 years old and that global warming is real. It also makes toasters work. Go ahead: Try praying for your bread to turn into toast. Not very effective is it? Now try science. Hey now, look at that! You’ll be amazed to learn that this “science” gizmo also works with understanding the atmosphere!
People who watch or listen to actual news: Correctly believe that no WMDs were found.
People who watch Gilligan’s Island reruns all day: Do not know whether or not WMDs were found. Do not care. Want Doritos.
People who watch Fox: Believe that WMDs were found.