The Presence involved seventeen-year-old Catherine who goes to stay with her grandmother in California while her parents are away on holiday in Europe for Christmas. Now... this girl is terribly depressed. She is responsible for the death of her Scottish pen-pal aka BFF for life, who was visiting the U.S. for the summer. Catherine's grandma works in a church that is haunted by a "presence"--actually the ghost of a teenage boy named Noah. Noah falls in love with mortal girls, all with dark hair and some kind of psychological or emotional problem, for reasons that still remain unknown to me. He lured them into his Basement of Secrets where he strangles them...mwahaha... at least I think so. The writing style was so cruddy, most of the time I didn't know what the heck was going on. So of course Noah falls for Catherine. Meanwhile, Catherine is also being pursued by the reverend's son, Collin, who is described as a "hunk"... what is this, a bad sitcom from the 90's?
But like, it's so contradictory because a few pages prior to this claim, Bunting describes Collin as tall and awkward, and having abnormally long, skinny legs. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. So basically, nothing happens the entire book besides Catherine moping around and crying over nothing; Noah daydreaming about Catherine; Collin inviting himself over for dinner at the grandma's house every night; and the poor grandmother trying to cheer up Catherine and spend time with her. The only part at which the story gained a little momentum was when Catherine encounters a Miss Lottie Lovelace (sounds like a brand that makes doilies) who warns her about the notorious Noah that once was after her, but she escaped. Then, Catherine confronts Noah, and the two have this epic battle with light sabers and then Harry Potter comes with the Elder Wand and smokes them all... I WISH. Nope, instead what I got was poo: Catherine sets Noah (a GHOST mind you...a flippin' dead-as-a-door-nail-GHOST) on fire and he "dies". It is never explained how she succeeded in doing so, did it ever mention her carrying a lighter or some other fire-starting implement. It was all a blur pretty much. Just when I was all giddy that the stupid thing was over, Catherine goes back home to Chicago and starts school again and everyone thinks she's a wackadoo and I don't blame them. This sad excuse for a story concludes with Collin, now an apparently charming Romeo, comes a-knocking at Catherine's door! I would ponder how he managed to magically teleport himself all the way to Chicago but who even gives a rat's behind at this point!
One last thing before I end this conflict... I knew The Presence was going to be a dud when I read the opening line: The church my grandmother goes to is immense.
*groan*