Cash should have known better than to dream of having his own castle when he grew up. Or at least he should have invested in thick socks, then he might be better prepared to play keepings off for real.
Number One Travel Destination? Cairo, Egypt, early 1900s. I suspect this isn't going to happen without constructing some sort of lure on the lawn to catch a Tardis... wait a second, I think I hear a weird thrumming sound outside.
Where did I leave my highest heels? I can't go investigate barefoot!