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Me the People: One Man's Selfless Quest to Rewrite the Constitution of the United States of America

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The United States Constitution promised a More Perfect Union. It’s a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution—one that didn’t trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says.

Until now.

Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are holding it.

But first, some historical context: In the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the United States of America. Not bad.

In the nineteenth century, a president named Abraham Lincoln freed an entire people from the flaws in that Constitution by signing the Emancipation Proclamation.  Pretty impressive.

And in the twentieth century, a doctor at the Bethesda Naval Hospital delivered a baby—but not just any baby. Because in the twenty-first century, that baby would become a man, that man would become a patriot, and that patriot would rescue a country . . . by single-handedly rewriting that Constitution.

Why? We think of our Constitution as the painstakingly designed blueprint drawn up by, in Thomas Jefferson’s words, an “assembly of demigods” who laid the foundation for the sturdiest republic ever created. The truth is, it was no blueprint at all but an Etch A Sketch, a haphazard series of blunders, shaken clean and redrawn countless times during a summer of petty debates, drunken ramblings, and desperate compromise—as much the product of an “assembly of demigods” as a confederacy of dunces.

No wonder George Washington wished it “had been made more perfect.” No wonder Benjamin Franklin stomached it only “with all its faults.” The Constitution they wrote is a hot mess. For starters, it doesn’t mention slavery, or democracy, or even Facebook; it plays favorites among the states; it has typos, smudges, and misspellings; and its Preamble, its most famous passage, was written by a man with a peg leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on.

[Pause for laughter.]

Now stop laughing. Because you hold in your hands no mere book, but the most important document of our time. Its creator, Daily Show writer Kevin Bleyer, paid every price, bore every burden, and saved every receipt in his quest to assure the salvation of our nation’s founding charter. He flew to Greece, the birthplace of democracy. He bused to Philly, the home of independence. He went toe-to-toe (face-to-face) with Scalia. He added nightly confabs with James Madison to his daily consultations with Jon Stewart. He tracked down not one but two John Hancocks—to make his version twice as official. He even read the Constitution of the United States.

So prepare yourselves, fellow patriots, for the most significant literary event of the twenty-first, twentieth, nineteenth, and latter part of the eighteenth centuries. Me the People won’t just form a More Perfect Union. It will save America.

352 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2012

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Kevin Bleyer

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Kevin Bleyer is an Emmy Award–winning writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, for which he has won multiple Emmy Awards. Before rewriting the Constitution, Bleyer co-authored the #1 New York Times bestseller Earth: The Book, and negotiated bipartisan consensus as a writer and producer for Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher and Dennis Miller. Since 2008, he has been a term member of the Council on Foreign Relations, so he secretly runs the government already. Bleyer lives in New York, where he regularly poses for portraits.

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Profile Image for Grant.
63 reviews4 followers
January 9, 2013
I was pleasantly surprised by this book because my attitude going in was clouded by my dislike of the Daily Show (the smirking "we know better than you" really drives me nuts.) But, Kevin Bleyer has done a great service here in marching through the creation of the Constitution and the debates/discussion/drunken tirades that accompanied the different articles or amendments.

My only complaint is that he comes with an "of course" point of view that the States are fully subservient to the Federal government when he has ample data and anecdotes to question this (especially regarding the "Great Compromise").

But it is obviously well researched and learned in many aspects and funny most of the time. I would recommend (especially as a pre-July 4th read as I was able to do.)
Profile Image for Kelly Sedinger.
Author 6 books24 followers
April 28, 2018
Bleyer, a onetime writer for THE DAILY SHOW among other things, delves deep into the history and lore of the United States Constitution, taking what I consider to be a much-needed irreverent look at our nation's highest law. I'm generally of the view that we have elevated the Constitution and the men who wrote it to holy status, and I consider it deeply odd that to this day we try to operate our government according to the thoughts of a bunch of very flawed rich white dudes who lived closer to Shakespeare's time than to ours.

In a lot of ways this book preached to my choir. Constitutional idolators might find it less satisfying.
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1,882 reviews52 followers
April 18, 2012
I won this book via Goodreads First Reads giveaway program.

When I first saw this book listed on Goodreads, I was curious. After all, most Americans love the Constitution (well the ones who know what it says, anyway). It’s the oldest constitution around, which is something to be proud of. So how can there be room for improvement?

What I didn’t know until receiving this in the mail was that Bleyer is a writer for The Daily Show. With that being said, this book was fun, funny, educational, and entertaining, so it does not disappoint. It wasn’t really scholarly or critical (which is the fun part). Bleyer didn’t necessarily rewrite the Constitution. He just kind of used the foundation and remodeled it, like you would with a house. When you’re done, it’s still the same house, only better. He didn’t knock it down and build a new one. I suppose Rewrite should be changed to Edit in the title.

I loved the backstory about the Founding Fathers and their quest to write our Constitution. I loved the insight into their characters and motives (and drinking habits). Instead of being a boring swipe with red ink on the document, this book was interesting and written in a way that makes history fun. My advice to other readers is NOT to skip parts. Because you’ll be off telling your buddy some story about George Washington being a British spy without realizing in the next paragraph, Bleyer sets the record straight. He introduces outrageous rumors only to knock them down after we’re thoroughly shocked and entertained by them. How clever. So if anyone you know comes at your with hysterical stories about the Founding Fathers, you can deduce quickly that they are skimmers and not readers. =)

This book satisfied my curiosity and was enjoyable and I’d certainly recommend it to others looking for a fun, but still thought provoking book. However, I would not recommend this to scholarly people looking for a truly deep analysis of what may be wrong with the Constitution. Because of this, my rating was reduced to a 3. It’s fun, sure, and it’s even educational. But I can’t take it seriously and the nerd in me wanted a book that was a bit more serious. If there are indeed problems, it’s a serious matter to both address and fix them. Some of Bleyer’s changes were serious, others… not so much.

If you are curious about what one man, especially a humorous one, might do to improve our Constitution, definitely read this book. You’ll enjoy this. Well, unless you love Rhode Island or Nebraska. In that case, you may be offended!

Overall, this book is a fun way to think about our system of government and learn a little something about the people that created it.
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Profile Image for Andrew.
479 reviews10 followers
June 19, 2012
There is little debate that the U.S. Constitution is the foundational document of our nation, establishing the structure of our government and dictating how it should function. However, many have come to view the Constitution as somehow sacred, imbued with timeless wisdom, the ultimate authority on how we are to govern ourselves. It hasn’t always been thus. Thomas Jefferson believed that every generation should start over, throwing away the previous work and starting over to create a new constitution adapted to the current needs of the nation.

That is the basic premise of this book, which is a facetious attempt to re-write the constitution in the manner suggested by Jefferson. Make no mistake, this book is a work of comedy, with truly comical moments and a LOT of sarcasm. However, like most good satire, this book does raise valid points that deserve consideration. Among these are the recognition that the U.S. Constitution, far from being a work of perfection, was the product of hard fought compromise. Many of those who collaborated on it considered it to be deeply flawed and expected that it would be heavily revised and modified over time, if not outright replaced. This should give us pause before we place too much emphasis on trying to divine the “original intent” of the document.

While Bleyer clearly has liberal sympathies, he does manage to give voice to the positions on the other side, including a rather lengthy description of a conversation with Justice Scalia and a surprisingly respectful discussion of the issues related to the Second Amendment. While I can’t say that I find his “rewritten constitution” particularly promising, I do appreciate his intent. Whether he can provoke a meaningful conversation about a true revision and updating of the Constitution remains to be seen. But this book will certainly give a thoughtful reader plenty of points to ponder, while still being an entertaining read.
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462 reviews14 followers
December 23, 2012
The author belabored the beginning a bit too much, and it took me until after the first 20 pages to get the rhythm of his humor and the intent of the book, but once those points settled out I loved the book. It's about the writing of the constitution, and the amendments, etc. The authors of the constitution never intended it to be permanent, as they had no road map to writing one, they fully intended to make improvements. And yet, here it is 200+ years later and we're still abiding by it. The humor brings a welcome relief to what could be rather tedious reading.

As luck would have it, there was a PBS show on this same subject with actors playing the roles, that I discovered about 3/4 of the way throught the book, and it helped bring "faces" and some aditional facts to the historical story. Nice dovetailing. I believe we should all be much better informed about how and why this country was created. I'd recommend this book as a start.

1,713 reviews7 followers
September 13, 2013
This book is basically a one-joke premise. The joke is the Constitution is a flawed document not worth keeping so the wise, patriotic, supersmart author will now fix everything that's wrong and make it perfect. Unfortunately, I found the joke more obnoxious than anything else. One chapter, on the judiciary, where the author had a lunch and conversation with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, and learns that not only is Scalia really well-versed in the subject but also a rather funny man, works fine, perhaps because Scalia actually comes across as smarter than the know-it-all tone Bleyer adopts for the book and makes for a more charming read. Overall, I didn't enjoy it all that much, though much of the history inside was somewhat interesting and showed the author did his homework if nothing else.
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5 reviews
February 16, 2016
If you like your well researched history written with caustic wit and some satire, this is the book for you. Mr Bleyer has researched the writing of the Constitution thoroughly and has written a book that makes clear some of the foibles of the men writing that document. He rips off the dressing on some of the "wounds" exposing the underlying lesions. This can be invaluable in understanding how the Constitution got to be the way it is and how it has evolved over the ensuing two and a quarter centuries.
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493 reviews1 follower
June 13, 2014
This book was a hilarious discussion of all of the silly things about the Constitution, and also the silly things about our history as a country. There are quite a few running jokes throughout the book, which makes it even more enjoyable. The whole book was a lot of fun.
83 reviews3 followers
August 20, 2016
Prime Reading

For lovers of history, the Constitution, or plain ol' great satire this is the book for you! Not only is it historically accurate (as far as I can tell), but it is loaded with fascinating anecdotes. Plus, it's satire at its finest. Let the rewrite begin!
Profile Image for Tony Laplume.
Author 53 books39 followers
January 7, 2018
Hey, pop quiz: Was 2012 an election year? And, uh, did Betsy Ross sew the first American flag? You will find an answer to at least one of these seemingly irrelevant questions within this book.

And it will be pretty much all you need to know.

I bought Me the People because I thought it would be funny, a funny look at the Constitution, a funny exploration of The Constitution. I was pretty much snookered. Kevin Bleyer, as it turns out, is another spinoff from The Daily Show, the news satire program that, not for nothing, gained its reputation from another election year. And whether intentionally or not, became hopelessly partisan thereafter, thereby helping to chip away at useful public discourse in the process, so that today we...have none. A comedy show. That became known for partisanship.

Bleyer is not a household name in 2018, not like other Daily Show alum, such as Steve Carrell (movie star) or Stephen Colbert (late night talk show host). He was one of its writers. Not for nothing, but he also wrote a few speeches for President Obama.

He also, inexplicably, begins indirectly talking about Sarah Palin about halfway through this book. He never mentions her by name. But, y’know. Or maybe you don’t. At any rate, there’s no reason not to just name her, already, except it reveals the partisan nature, all over again, of Bleyer’s instincts.

As I said, this was supposed to be a funny book. Most of the first half is actually Bleyer detailing the Constitutional Convention. In painstaking detail. More or less. Except his version is mostly a farce in which he “forgets” that there were different standards, different times, in the, y’know, past. By the time he’s talking about the Third Amendment and professing sheer amazement that it even exists, it becomes painfully clear how shallow his understanding of history really is.

It’s nothing, however, compared to his frequent jokes about small states having no real basis to compete with large states. The old California (“we could be our own country! with a huge economy!”) argument, that’s become relevant again, thanks to another election. He pretends Rhode Island is the only state with a longer name than people generally use, just one of his less insipid attempts at humor. He doesn’t seem to realize his elitism isn’t a joke so much as part of the, y’know, problem...

And all this would be fine if it weren’t so relevant to how far off the track we’ve gotten. In just the past five years. If you take a book like this at face value, like The Daily Show, as just political satire, you miss the whole point. It’s an attempt to define civil discourse as comedy, as thinly-veiled partisan comedy. And there’s certainly room for that. But not comedy that claims it isn’t partisan. Or politics, in general, that claims the other guy is horrible but we’re awesome and definitely am much more prepared to have a fair look at the landscape.

This is Bleyer stretching a weak joke (he punts on just about every attempt to “rewrite” the Constitution, despite that being ostensibly being the whole point) too far, just so he can screw around as an “expert” and also get a few jabs in politically. While not comprehending for a second his comedy is, well, paper thin.

It sells better when you only deal with people who already agree with you. But that’s the whole point. And exactly why we’re in the mess we’re in. Not because of those daft Founders, who even if they were even more human than Bleyer gleefully explores here, were to a man still far less asinine.

But as a lesson in how a social quagmire happens, consider this a powerful, ah, Constitution...
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1,204 reviews20 followers
April 13, 2019
This book is a mess. It can’t really decide what it wants to be - a jokey book about mostly boastful humor, a book about eccentric trivia, a travel book about searching for pieces of the Constitution, or a book about how stupid conservatives are especially when it comes to the Constitution. The combination of the most former and the most latter make it feel the most confused - going from “ha I’m joking” to “I’m going to be sarcastic about how dumb conservatives are and how slackjawed Midwesterners are” feels bizarrely toned.

Ultimately Breyer fails at the tasks he tried to do: this book isn’t really funny, the eccentric trivia is clearly done by someone without a very good understanding of history - there’s no sense of moral or cognitive relativism in his understanding of history and how people have changed, or of how to interpret his historical findings - the travel book is pretty uninspired, and Bleyer’s book is already showing its age. Making fun of conservatives is an old concept; it’s clear that rich saltwater types like the author don’t understand them well and most haven’t tried. (Which is another failing - the author attempts to lay this book out as if it were for a high school student, explaining things in excruciating detail like that George Washington didn’t really chop down the cherry tree, as if this was something amazing.) Breyer misunderstands IMO if he thinks the better world he seeks is going to come this way - through a joking, condescending style in which one begins to think the jokes don’t feel like jokes at all.
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1,072 reviews7 followers
February 18, 2024
I can hardly believe I allowed myself to wade through this. I’ve never heard of this guy, but he seems to believe that everyone is familiar with his schtick, and so, he makes the entire book’s point to be “Kevin Bleyer’s comedic persona.” Because there is no other point to this. There just isn’t. I kept waiting for some discernible thesis to emerge from the fluffiness of Kevin Bleyer meandering around in his thoughts and in his travels to ostensibly relevant places. He had lunch with Justice Antonin Scalia, for heaven’s sake. (Ironically, as Bleyer notes in a rare close-to-making-a-point moment, Scalia himself rewrote the Second Amendment, “… it can be understood as because a well-regulated militia is necessary…”)

The kind of person who will pick up a book that is nominally about rewriting the constitution is surely looking for something more than fluff. (Did I mention that James Madison was really short? And his wife wore tall hats, so he looked even shorter! Hahahahaha.) This was like reading one giant Buzzfeed listicle.
Profile Image for Andrew.
546 reviews6 followers
May 8, 2017
"Me the People" is an interesting read about the American Constitution.
Bleyer borders on real historical messages and a sharp satire about the entire process.
The book really does not have a political message or leaning. Bleyer is more interested in why things were written and possible improvements to the document.

Bleyer does not claim to be historical accurate in his account but he does want to provoke discussion. Bleyer speaks with many important people in Constitutional politics and several archivists in buildings that house replicas of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution. Bleyer's meeting with Justice Antonin Scalia is one of the more interesting interviews.
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21 reviews1 follower
March 18, 2021
I finished this book. I am usually excited to finish a book, but I was especially excited to finish this one, because I had such a hard time finishing it. It may have made a fine comedy sketch,l but a full length, 317 page book?? Oh well. Lots of one liners, some of which were very funny. Irreverent and farcical, almost to the point, at times, of disrespectful. The ending pages were rushed, almost as if his editor had said “enough already.” No, I couldn’t have stood for more pages so he could be less than rushed with his conclusion. It was good to be done.

Again, lots of one liners, lots of good jokes. But a bit of a stretch in book form.
Profile Image for Evan.
125 reviews6 followers
October 6, 2018
Not knowing much about the author, I was coming down from self driven study of the constitution.. looking for a good laugh. I got that laugh. Then a tear of boredom. Then I had to skim the rest of the book to finish. I kept thinking “this is like a bad Daily Show sketch” only to find out the author is a late night tv writer.
93 reviews
April 12, 2021
So many little gems of history scattered throughout. I would say that it got a little silly for me, I didn't necessarily need to know about current John Hancock's but I would also recommend this book for anyone who keeps claiming that the founding fathers knew exactly what they were doing.
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209 reviews1 follower
May 18, 2021
The humor's just too....eh. Heavy. He just keeps justifying over and over why he should do this, why it's okay to do. FINE I GET IT WHERE'S THE FUNNY CONSTITUTION? I flipped through the book and it didn't seem to get any better, so I've shelved it for now and I'm on to something else.
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88 reviews1 follower
July 25, 2017
I can't understand the low Goodreads rating. This book was so thoroughly amusing and informative that I hated putting it down, and that's saying something for a book about the U.S. Constitution.
240 reviews
February 26, 2021
Smart, funny, and a good look at the Constitution and the first 10 Amendments. I really liked it.
286 reviews2 followers
July 8, 2021
a few interesting facts scattered within a collection of every stupid joke and rumor written, spoken, or invented about the Constitution and our founders over the past 200+ years
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820 reviews1 follower
January 26, 2025
The Constitution is not perfcet. The beauty of the Constitution is that it can always be changed.
710 reviews7 followers
October 20, 2016
Moderately interesting tongue in cheek look at the constitution. Enjoyed some historical tidbits but tired of authors personal experiences.
13 reviews11 followers
September 30, 2013
The Constitution of the United States of America is the greatest document ever written. But despite all the beauty which lies within, it also possesses some flaws. In Me The People, Kevin Bleyer embraces these flaws head-on. I chose this book because I am a constitutionalist myself, and I really wanted to know what this guy had to say about the constitution. I actually had a lot of doubts about this book before I started it. Who does this guy think he is, rewriting the greatest document in the world? Whoever he is, he didn't do a bad job. The plot of the book is to prove to the American world that although the founding fathers wrote such an important document, there were a lot of mistakes. Kevin Bleyer tackles these mistakes and attempts to fix them. My favorite quote from this book is "We have made a terrible mistake. And by we, I mean you. You have made a terrible mistake. As a citizen of the United States of America, you have put your faith in a four-page document written by farmers, scrawled on animal skin, disseminated more than two centuries ago, conceived in desperation in the aftermath of war, composed in the language of the country it was intended to spurn, and, not for nothing, scribbled by hand with the quill of a goose." This whole quote kind of sums up what the whole book is about. Kevin Bleyer is just a guy who is tired of complying with something he finds wrong. Any person who cared about his country would try to fix something that they thought was wrong. I respect Bleyer for bravely going out and doing such an important task. The writing style of the author is very captivating. Kevin Bleyer manages to write in such a way where even if I disagreed with what he said, I would still agree with the point that it all led to. He knows what he's saying and he knows how to say it. At times his writing was very one-sided. That's okay because the point of the book is to very clearly state the mistakes which lie in the constitution. It's difficult to change such an important part of our history. Many people are too one-sided to accept the fact maybe there are actually problems in our constitution. I would recommend this book to anyone who reads to gain the knowledge within. I read not to enjoy the book, but to acquire the knowledge which lies within. And this book was as perfect example of that case. I didn't like many parts of the book, but I continued on, just so I could at the end of the book be able to say that I now know more than I did before I read it. So if you are a person like me, who is just trying to find some uncensored knowledge in books, I would recommend reading Me The People.
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59 reviews2 followers
October 6, 2012
I would give some parts of this book a five, while other sections (while still great), I'd only give a four. This book is very funny--laugh out loud funny--and I, being a lover of Stephen Colbert, thoroughly enjoyed the humor in this book.

I strongly appreciate the history that is woven into the book. It is very informational, and while I was already aware of much of the history presented (thank you, college American Heritage class), I still learned a ton about our country's founding. Bleyer definitely did his research, which I appreciate. I also LOVED that Bleyer used the middle English and early modern English spellings for words all over the place--too funny.

I love how Bleyer debunks the myth of the constitution, a document believed by some to be equal with the Bible. With a dash of history and a tablespoon of wit, Bleyer points out how the creation of the constitution and the founding of our country was nothing like the mythical, blissful portrait that is often taught--an inspired group of Christian men getting together to happily and quickly write the God-inspired piece of perfection we call a constitution--a myth that frankly does not historically hold its own, considering, for one, that many of the more notable founding fathers were deists. The founding was basically just a big compromise made among bickering men that looked at the world in fundamentally different ways. And upon this premise, Bleyer poses the question, "Why not rewrite the constitution?" A question I've had for years.

The reason I don't give this book a five is because I feel like in many of the chapters (although not all), the conclusions were cop-outs and I felt myself wanting even more discussion. In these chapters, Bleyer gives us the problem, the context, and the history, but many of Bleyer's solutions I felt did not address the very problems he wanted to solve. Many of the chapters, IMO, deserved much more analysis and focus than was given. That being said, in the chapters where Bleyer did give adequate analysis and conclusion, wow. It was great. Unfortunately, those chapters set quite a high standard for the other chapters. I wanted all the chapters to be "wow" great.

Overall, I would definitely recommend this book, if only for the historical perspective it gives (not to mention the humor).

**I received this book through Goodreads giveaways
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30 reviews16 followers
September 4, 2012
I received my copy of the book through the Firstreads program.

Not being an aficionado of politics in the slightest, I was unsure as to what my initial reaction would be after finishing this book. I had never read the Constitution, nor did I care to. I had never even considered voting, and was never interested on the impact our founding documents had on our modern day government.

This book completely changed all of that. I have not laughed so hard, yet learned so much in such a short amount of time. It was an informative work, yet read like a comedy sketch. I found myself asking questions while laughing at the absurdity and chaos that is the American government. This is not the kind of political history that you find in textbooks, ladies and gentlemen. This is one of the books that revels in the hidden gems in history.

Bleyer attacks each of the amendments with both wit and purpose, informing the reader of the true story of the history of American politics while retaining a biting and sarcastic sense of humor that left me in giggles, something I never thought a political book would be able to do. All the while, he raises thought-provoking questions about how our government is run, what needs to be changed, and, of course, how he would run things.

While I do not necessarily agree with everything the author says, his words are food for thought. Because of this book, I am more intrigued by politics than I ever considered myself able to be. I wish more books on the government and politics were written in this style. They would be a lot more fun.

In short, not only do I recommend this book for those readers who share a vested interest in politics, but I would even recommend it to those who don't have a clue and for those who thought they couldn't care less. As one of the readers who consider themselves to be of the second and third groups, I say that Mr. Bleyer's book is worth the consideration.
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