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14 pages, Audible Audio
First published February 28, 2023
This academy is built on three tenets.” He paused as if he was about to impart some great wisdom, but when he spoke, his voice dripped with an edge of sarcasm.
“First, we break you.
Second, we break you.
Third, we break you.”
With a few more slaps to the face, I channeled toxic masculinity. The key to acting like you had a dick was being a dick.
I jotted down notes into my notebook.
“I KNOW DOGS WHO CAN FIGHT BETTER THAN YOU!”
I nodded in agreement and scribbled, Adopt, don’t shop.
“My blind grandmother who has weeks to live could have reacted faster than you sorry fucks!”
Well, she sounded fabulous. I wrote, Meet Lothaire’s grandmother before she dies. Seems urgent.
Living with the recruits was making me question my sexuality because as far as I could tell, men served no purpose in society.
I’d rather have intimate relations with a rock. At least a rock wouldn’t insult me. I started debating whether a metamorphous or igneous rock was cuter, then took a deep breath to stop myself.
I’d never really thought about what I wanted in a male partner, but now I realized I wanted them to be completely unhinged. Like, super messed up in the head. I wanted to look at them and think, I’m normal.
I giggled. The three fae kings were frothing at the mouth, trying to get me to reveal my secrets. Meanwhile I was detaching from reality and building the perfect man. Sun god, I loved being a woman.