Bit** Gone Crazy in the Attic

by Jimmy Pudge

When Janine spies her man with another woman from a hole in the attic floor, she decides she's had enough of these tramps he's bringing home. She's tired of being placed in the attic and wants to come down! This is a short story, approximately 1700 words. It contains strong Adult Content.

8 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 18, 2011

About the author

Jimmy James "M.F." Pudge was born into this world on 6-9-1979 in a truck stop toilet at a TA Travel Center in the backwoods of South Georgia. An honest and conscientious man, Jimmy served several prison sentences because he refused to give in to the federal laws that impose independent spirits' rights to be entrepreneurs. An expert in the art of pruno, shank construction, and paper dart blow guns, Jimmy briefly served as a leader in his dorm room before being released early for good behavior.

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars. This was a really amazing idea. Janine is a tremendous influence on our main character, who is clearly not in his right mind. But they have this unique bond and influence one another in such a way, that it would make Bonnie and Clyde wince. This was extremely short and I so, so, so wanted to see much more of what this could potentially offer. Still a great way to kill 10 minutes. And that cover is money, too.

[JESSICA · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm In LOVE With The Cover! The Cover Is What Got Me {Hey! Don't Judge Me! I Have A Soft Spot For The Strange And Disturbing!} For A Very Short Book, It Was Frickin Awesome. And I Mean Awesome Read. Very Entertaining And Twisted! Few Times I Was Laughing! Jimmy Pudge, Really Knows How To Write Vividly. Will Definitely Be Reading More From Him!

[amerie ♡ · Rating 3 out of 5]

what the hell 😂

[Michael McParland · Rating 5 out of 5]

A Wonderful Romp

This was a really fun little tale of one mans relationship with his sex doll. I couldn't help but smile while enjoying this read. Definitely a good little story. Solid 5 stars. I recommend this definitely.

[The_5ft_reader · Rating 4 out of 5]

Extremely quick but very funny!

[Rabid Readers Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a very short story so I don't want to give too much away but if graphic sex doesn't bother you, violence is okay and shock value is good, this is the story to read.

[Frankie Yates · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book is genius. Absolutely hilarious and ridiculously twisted. Didn't see the end coming at all!

[Marta Bare · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book is hilarious. You absolutely MUST be an adult to read it, but it is freaking hilarious.

[Luis&minxy Rodriguez · Rating 5 out of 5]

The F*#$ did I read. :)

This had me dying the humor in this book had me laughing crazy
Gonna have to explore more of this author's books I recommend this book for the dark humor!

[Jennifer Jones · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wtf?

This was stupid...but also kinda funny. It’s about a blow up doll who gets angry when her man brings strange women home. Weird.

[Vincent · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ummm…WTF? The Mark Twain of horror comedy.

[Cass · Rating 1 out of 5]

Was not my cup of tea. A short story at most.