I am a notoriously difficult reviewer. Since November 2022, I've only given a book five stars once, and I've only rated books four stars four times. Out of 71 books read since then.
I almost gave this book five stars.
Of the 38 Goosebumps books I've read and reread since 2022, from numerous different Goosebumps series (the original 62-book series, HorrorLand, Hall of Horrors, SlappyWorld, and Most Wanted):
Welcome to Camp Nightmare
is the best.
It follows young protagonist Billy as he goes to the remote Camp Nightmoon for summer camp. At first things seem fine, but soon kids start disappearing from the camp under suspicious circumstances, and the camp counselors and director claim to know nothing about it. All this amidst rumours of a mysterious monster known as Sabre, and frightening screams coming every night from The Forbidden Bunk the kids aren't supposed to go near.
I'm shocked at how great this book was. Stine's writing is usually unbearably repetitive, not only in his prose but in his reused, paper thin characters that he usually only spends a sentence or two developing (telling you what hair and eye colour they have and whether they're chubby or thin, basically). He even recycles entire plots of previous books, essentially just rewriting them and changing just enough to be able to slap a different title on it and sell it as a "new" Goosebumps book. His plots are also usually complete nonsense, with no cohesiveness whatsoever, numerous and glaring plotholes, and things that just don't make any sense.
But Welcome to Camp Nightmare has none of that. It's excellently written, and the plot is incredibly executed, cohesive, and intriguing. Billy's character is also very well-developed and he undergoes a great transformation into a brave character throughout the story. Uncle Al and Larry the camp counselor are also developed enough to be good antagonists for Billy. With most Goosebumps books, it feels like I'm just slogging through them to get them over with, but this is the first one where I legitimately didn't want to put it down. And, perhaps best of all, Stine achieves something with this book that he so rarely does: it's scary! This book has a constant sense of dread reminiscent of an H.P. Lovecraft story, and the plot unfolds in a way that is nerve-wracking and genuinely unsettling. Stine absolutely nailed the atmosphere in this book.
The book does have a controversial ending, probably the most polarizing ending in the entire original 62-book series, and many people hate it, but I actually really liked it. I do think it was executed a bit clumsily in terms of the details provided to explain it, so it felt a bit rushed, but I liked the way it ended, and it's a welcome change from Stine's usually dreadful endings.
Superbly written, brilliantly executed, and deeply unsettling, Welcome to Camp Nightmare is everything a Goosebumps book should be. It goes places most modern entries in the series refuse to, having things like blood, graphic injuries, guns, and missing boys who are presumed dead. It's a better book for pushing the series to limits I've rarely seen it reach for, and it's the most enjoyable reading experience I've had with Goosebumps to date.
This book is a masterpiece, and I highly recommend it!
P.S. I use the CAWPILE rating system to give me a precision numeric rating out of ten, so it will be easier for me to rank these books someday, and when I use that rating system this book gets four stars. But f*** that. This book was awesome. My real rating for this classic is 4.5 stars. Simply spectacular.
CAWPILE rating:
Characters: 8.5
Atmosphere / Setting: 9.0
Writing Style: 8.5
Plot: 8.5
Intrigue: 8.5
Logic / Relationships: 8.5
Enjoyment: 8.5
= 60 total
÷ 7 categories = 8.57 out of 10
= 4 stars