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240 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1990
"My mind is not here to be judged. My body is. Right now body is everything. Got that, Nail? Body."After reading Crews' debut novel, 'The Gospel Singer', I wasn't sure I wanted to go back to his world:
"... you must surely remember that the assistant manager's job is not to bring the manager news of trouble but to take care of it himself."I wouldn't exactly say the novel is sex-drenched - but there's some functional passion on display, as well as a sort of omnipresence of biological tension that manifests in surprising ways - not the least of which involves the deliciously amorous subplot involving a male bodybuilder who finds himself gobsmacked with infatuation once a plus-size woman of his dreams gives him 'the kiss of life' during uncalled-for CPR.
"Yessir."
"Then how does it come to pass that you find yourself in front of my desk telling me that there has been trouble in the hotel?"
"I thought you'd best know about it, sir. It's serious."
"Serious?"
"Yessir."
"Does it not occur to you that dealing with serious trouble is just the experience of the sort that will someday qualify you for the desk at which I now sit?"
"We fit like two spoons, you sweet girl."But the main, razor-sharp focus here is on trainer Russell 'Muscle' Morgan and his protégée Shereel Dupont (née Dorothy Turnipseed), who themselves risk constantly being upstaged by the girl's 'colorful' Turnipseed clan, just at the time when the Ms. Cosmos competition has her on her last nerve.
"You've lost your fierce, Gerald."or the backup-singer-like antics of the four black ladies - Starvella, Shavella, Jabella and Vanella - who accompany Marvella, Shereel's opponent:
All four girls in exact and identical movement reached up with their right hands, slipped their dark glasses down onto the flared wings of their nostrils, and glared at Shereel.Shereel and Morgan have all they can do to keep their eyes (and her body) on the prize. Getting to the finish line makes for adrenaline-fueled anarchy.
Harry Crews, man! What a trip! Author Harry Crews is at the top of his game in this little novel. I’m a fan of subcultures, and this story is set in a subcultural niche that I had never considered: women’s professional bodybuilding. At the center of the tale Crews has placed a clan of the oddest, the most twisted, and the most unreconstructed Southerners to emerge from the deep south since Faulkner laid down his pen.
The family Turnipseed from out of the swamp of Waycross, Georgia (Alphonse, Earnestine, Earline, Motor, Turner, and their own personal Doc Holliday, Harry “Nail Head” Barnes) have journeyed to Miami to see one of their own flesh and blood, one Dorothy “Shereel Dupont” Turnipseed, compete in the Ms. Cosmos contest.
The dialogue is absolutely authentic; these characters sound exactly like people in my home state of Tennessee.
I have read Harry Crews’ work before and have enjoyed it. After reading Body, I am simply impressed. Crews at his best compares favorably with Charles Bukowski when Bukowski is on. Or maybe Hunter Thompson or Larry Brown.
This is another book that made me think “I never saw that coming.”
My rating: 7.5/10, finished 9/9/21 (3567).