“A romantic comedy is a story where one person’s unhappy, and then they meet and fall in love with another unhappy person, but they can’t get together and happy because of the obstacles – “
Stephen C. McQueen, no relation, is one unhappy squirrel. He’s an actor who is still waiting for his big break on the London scene after too many years of knocking at the door of success. Divorced, estranged from his seven year old daughter Sophie, living in a tiny cupboard in an insalubrious part of the city, Stephen makes ends meet by dressing in animal costume for a children’s show and as an understudy for one of the most successful new revues on Shaftesbury Avenue:
Far away in the distance, he heard the pop of a fork piercing the film seal on the top of a ready-meal.
Nora Harper, an American expat in London, is bored out of her skin and starting to question her hasty marriage to a dashing young actor who swept her of her tired feet in the New York restaurant where she was waitressing until her stalled musical career took off. Nora is unhappy and starting to drink heavily in her luxury industrial loft where she is practically a prisoner of her successful husband.
The Twelfth Sexiest Man in the World is the main obstacle. Josh Harper has traded in his smouldering good looks for a BAFTA acting prize, tons of money and a budding career as an action hero in American blockbuster movies. He is currently the talk of the town in a play about Lord Byron and he is mostly happy because the person he loves best in the world is himself.
Stephen is Josh’s understudy in the Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know play and is in turn mad at the lead actor because Josh never misses a show, despite his dissolute lifestyle of sex, drugs and raising hell. After a very close call that had Stephen don the costume for the lead player only to be stymied by Josh Harper’s very late arrival, the star proposes to make up for his understudy’s disappointment by inviting Stephen to a private party in his renovated loft.
Stephen feels like he is finally close to grab his dream and run with it, get noticed by the right crowd, make useful contacts with the big wigs, show what he is capable of ...
“Well – it would be a break, wouldn’t it? A change, an opportunity to show what I can do, the start of something.”
“And this lucky break, what if it never, ever comes? What if you wait and wait and wait, and nothing happens, and you end up with nothing?”
His come-down is just as abrupt as his sudden burst of hope: Josh didn’t invite him as a guest but as paid help for the party. Stephen ends up incautiously sampling from the drinks he serves until he gets stinking drunk. The other drunk member of the party is Nora, Josh Harper’s wife. The two unhappy persons end up on the rooftop where they bicker about their common friend.
Things get a little complicated from here on, but I think most readers who are also movie fans are familiar with the story.
Stephen had seen, on average, five movies a week since he was five years old. This was on top of a certain number of plays, and too much television drama, but it was the films that had stayed with him.
Alison, Stephen’s former wife, blames this interest in movies and fictional characters for his refusal to accept the reality that he doesn’t have what it takes to make in in the theatrical world, and she insists that he gets a regular job if he wants to keep visiting rights with Sophie. Stephen tries to counter-argue that the secret of happiness in life is to work at what you’re passionate about and never to give up on your dreams. Alison, who remarried a successful business man and has her own consulting firm for personal development, begs to differ.
I look at you, and I don’t see a man who’s found the secret of happiness. Someone scared, and frustrated, and bitter, yes, but not happy. And it’s because you’re not living in the real world, Stephen. If you were younger, it would be fine, but you can’t just wait around hoping for some miracle, for your luck to change. It doesn’t work like this, only in films.
Stephen tangles up his life even further by accepting the friendship offer from Josh Harper, who might have some secret agenda of his own, and by falling in love with the wounded but very intelligent and witty Nora. Josh offers a bribe in the form of a promise to call in sick at the theatre and to let Stephen replace him for three shows. In exchange, Josh wants Stephen to follow the ‘bro-code’ and cover up for him when he has special assignations.
“I swear, ninety, no ninety-five percent of the time, I am one hundred percent faithful. But every now and then, that voice in my head, that Be-Good Voice? Well, it sort of ... goes ... very ... quiet. The fact is, Steve, I’ve discovered that it’s incredibly hard to become even a tiny bit famous without turning into a bit of a wanker. Another beer, yeah?”
So Stephen has to chose between his loyalty to Nora and his only chance to play the lead character in a big play. It’s a tricky situation that doesn’t get any easier as his sudden closeness to Josh reveals how much of a tosser the twelfth sexiest man in the world really is, and his closeness with Nora only serves to underline his own moral turpitude. The most serious problem of all is that his wife Alison and his new acting coach Josh might be accurate in their assessment of Stephen’s true talent as an actor:
“I’m just not getting ‘mad, bad and dangerous,’ mate. I’m getting sensible, kind and careful, and who the f_ck wants to see a play called Sensible, Kind and Careful?”
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This is David Nicholls’ second published novel, and it didn’t enjoy the same success as his other stories and scripts. I think the main turn off was the wet towel personality of the main character, the not Steve McQueen guy. And I saw many reader comments that the comedy was missing, that the novel was to downbeat.
I feel like I have read a different book, because I thought the narration was often laugh out loud funny, the screwball moments well handled and the budding romance between two wounded people believable. But then I’m one movie geek who likes Brit rom-coms better than the Hollywood recent offers.
I think I liked most of all the commentary on the difficulties faced by an aspiring actor with more enthusiasm than talent and the insights into what goes on behind the scenes in a major production.
I got confirmation of why this is important in the novel when I tried to read some more about the start of David Nicholls’ career. Like Stephen, he tried for years to make it as an actor in London, only to finally throw in the towel and strike in a different direction:
He struggled as an actor and has said "I’d committed myself to a profession for which I lacked not just talent and charisma, but the most basic of skills. Moving, standing still – things like that.”
I think the author put more than a little of his own bitter experiences in his fictional lead character.
The other aspect of the novel that enchanted me was the dichotomy between screen tropes and real life, in particular as it regards romantic comedies. The genre is of course famous for being formulaic and lacking in fresh ideas, relying heavily on the audience familiarity with the medium. Stephen is acutely aware of what is expected of him as the lead in a rom-com script:
He would have to make a big speech.
In a movie, of course, this speech would have come entirely naturally, fluent, unforced, unpremeditated. Passionate, eloquent, clinically effective declarations of love were as commonplace in movies as “You’re off the case, it’s gotten too personal” or “Don’t you go die on me, you hear?” or “Whatever it is, it’s not human,”
Of course, when he tries to apply the theory to the practicalities of winning over the heart of Nora, things will go spectacularly off track. He gets hit back with:
“... it’s not a particularly healthy starting point for a romantic relationship, is it? Mutual despair?”
Which bring me to the third and final plus side of the script: I like it when the outcome is not guaranteed for the romantic leads and they could drift in any direction until the final page of the book. [Oh, I almost forgot: little Sophie is a clever and charming scene stealer every time she appears]
And I think the success of next books written by Nicholls warrant a reconsideration of this mostly ignored early effort.