This is, without a doubt, the worst horse anthology I've ever read -- and I've read a lot of them. Most of the stories have little to nothing to do with horses. Editors -- if you've got a commission for a book of horse stories, make sure they're a book filled with HORSE STORIES, not people stories.
At least there wasn't a long, self-indulgent introduction with this one. In fact, there wasn't any introduction at all. No illustrations, either.
Most of the horses or ponies in these stories die.
Selections:
* "The Splendid Outcast" by Beryl Markham. I think this has appeared in other horse story anthologies under a different title. It's a decent story about a killer Thoroughbred going under the hammer.
* "Justa Quarter Crack" by Jane Smiley. From Horse Heaven. We are introduced to Justa Bob in Smiley's acclaimed novel about horse racing.
* "Chu Chu" by Bret Harte. This is supposedly a funny story about a beautiful and uncontrollable filly, but it's dull and borderline offensive. Chu Chu apparently represents women in general.
* "The Doctor's Horse" by Mary E. Wilkins Freeman. Horrible story about a horse's spirit broken by his abuser. I have no idea why this shit keeps appearing in horse anthologies. Heads up, editors-- horse lovers DO NOT want to read about abuse.
* "The Maltese Cat" by Rudyard Kipling. Although the best story ever written about polo, this appears in a hundred other anthologies. Perhaps the copyright ran out.
* "The Brogue" by Saki. Story of the upper crust with a difficult horse thrown in. Perhaps it was funny back when people had no idea how cruel a sport foxhunting is.
* "A Genuine Mexican Plug" by Mark Twain. From Roughing It. A mercifully short piece on how not to buy a horse.
* "The Blood Bay" by Anne Proulx. Although a well written little Western, it's more of a long joke than a short story about a horse.
* "The Story of a Horse" by Isaac Babel. Horses have almost nothing to do with this nearly incomprehensible Russian story.
* "Old Em's Kentucky Home" by Damon Runyan. This is one of the more horse-centric of Runyan's comic stories, but still includes belittling of "coloreds" and dead horse jokes. Also, twitches don't hurt horses, unless you leave them on for more than an hour.
* "Silver Blaze" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. This is another story that is considered a classic, but has definitely outworn its welcome with me. The racing information given is mostly wrong. The mystery, though, was pretty good.
* "The Rocking-horse Winner" by D. H. Lawrence. The long version. You probably had to see the movie in English Lit. The story is about the best thing ever written about the hold gambling has over someone.
* "We'll Have Fun" by John O'Hara. You won't have fun reading this crap.
* "The Gift" by John Steinbeck. From The Red Pony. You probably had to sit through this movie, too. Downer of downers.
* "The Sumner of the Beautiful White Horse" by William Saroyan. From My Name is Aram. This much more cheerful story can be found in a hundred other anthologies, too.
* "Sweethearts of the Rodeo" by Lydia Peelle. From Reasons For and Advantages of Breathing. Don't even bother. It's all about horse abuse, mostly through neglect. Dogs tear apart a dead pony, for fuck's sake.
* "What Shock Heard" by Pam Houston. From Cowboys Are My Weakness. Who the hell would keep their horse in a boarding stable when the employee rapes you? Oh, and before that, Our Protagonist's husband shoots himself. What the fuck does this gave to do with horses?
* "White Horse" by Margaret Atwood. Don't even bother with this gobbletygook, either.
* "The Rain Horse" by Ted Hughes. From Difficulties of a Bridegroom. Deeply disturbing and ultimately unsatisfying story of a man attacked by a black horse. Apparently, it's an allegory about ... something.
* "Call Me If You Need Me" by Raymond Carver. From the book of the same name. Lousy way to end a lousy book. Horses only appear for about three pages in this yawner about a serial cheater.