I love to read, but I just don't have time for it like I used to. So I try to choose my books carefully. I'd heard about a new author who supposedly wrote a funny mystery. I sat down with a manuscript ready for a wickedly good time. I'm sorry to say I was disappointed.
The plot is a good one. Hitchcock Sewell -- yes, that's his name -- runs a funeral home with his aunt in Charm City. One evening in December while hosting a wake for a doctor, things are quite upset when a dead woman is deposited at the doorstep. With no identification other than the name badge "Helen" on her waitress's uniform, police have little to go on. Hitch's girlfriend, Bonnie, long pigeon-holed into the weather girl's slot and longing for an opportunity to break a real story, decides to get Hitch to help her investigate this murder. Trips to a strip joint, the zoo, Hitch's ex-mother-in-law's bar, a lawn ornament junkyard, a rival newspaperman, an obstetrician, the symphony, a meeting with the governor, and even the "proper" home of another dead victim all bring out clues. This was definitely not your usual stomping ground for solving homicide. Even the cops kept their distance, having warned Hitch to be careful.
Hitch has a wicked sense of humor and can be sarcastic and witty and downright funny. But it got old real fast. Bonnie, the weather girl, started out with a big part in the story, but that petered out as the plotline advanced. Hitch was pretty much on his own trying to explain Helen's murder and then tying it together with the surviving sister's version of their childhood. Estranged from each other, Helen's sister and Hitch draw at straws while surmising varying versions of what could have been the truth. For me, this became extremely tiresome -- the endless repetitious speculation -- even if it did finally lead up to the truth, which was only mildly unexpected by then.
I started A HEARSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR really wanting to like it. It had its moments and was fun at points. It did catch some of the flavor of Baltimore. It did have humor. But its repetitive nature almost showed disrespect for the reader's intelligence. Hitch was easy to follow and easy
and fun to read but not very original, really, even for being an undertaker in a ruby colored hearse.