The Bogey on my Keyboard, Bottom, The Death of Derek the Desk Tidier, Garlic Kiss - these are the titles of some of the poems to be found in Alex Frankel's strange book of humorous poetry The Status Report. Other poems range in subject matter from computer training to body odour in the office, and from dinner party small talk to constipation. Anyone who is familiar with the boring, modern-day office environment and also anyone who enjoys jokes about bottoms is likely to enjoy reading this book.