Quietly hilarious and deceptively meaningful essays that discover and explore the irony in ordinary life.I Could Be Wrong, But... by David Boyne includes essays from his popular Kindle Happy Accidents* Inside My 3-Pound Universe* Resistance Is Futile!* X Marks the Spot"Like those other two Davids, David Sedaris and Dave Barry, David Boyne analyzes life's minor truths and comes up with the uncomfortable questions that may not topple governments, but do make life richer."--Ken Callaway, Screenwriter/Composer"These stories take you on a sardonic ride as curvy as it is bodacious. Sardonic, curvy, bodacious. Yeah, that's what I said." --Julie Ann Weinstein, author of Flashes From the Other World "These essays brim with profound insight. They are tales of ordinary life, extraordinarily observed. And they're funny. So funny you hardly know he's making you think 'til you catch yourself doing it."--Patty Kadel, Cartoonist (PattyKadel.com)"Beautifully crafted, poignant, and humorous. Essays by David Boyne capture the magic in daily life, if we stop and pay attention. He reminds us that happiness, indeed, is not an accident."-- Paula Margulies, author of Coyote Heart (PaulaMargulies.com)
Outside of his published writing, very little is known about David Boyne. He did once try to be a better person, but when told identity theft is illegal, he abandoned the effort. It is reported that he has appreciated every food he has tried, except Jell-O and sea urchin. His greatest achievement may well be having kept himself perpendicularly tangential to the gutter…but for that weekend in Amsterdam. When not writing, or boldly staring into space, he exposes himself in public—at DavidBoyne.com