“The Peter Rabbit Library”
BEATRIX POTTER:
Did she find expression for her frustration at the glass-ceiling of Victorian era suppression?
Did she write cautionary tales about the stupid naivety of young women succumbing to the wiles of crafty charlatans ["Jemima Puddle-duck was a simpleton" writes Potter]?
Was she a product of her generation in which ALL children-animal stories that were written at that time or still popular from tradition were brutal, fearful, dark and treacherous (e.g. Little Red Riding Hood, etc)?
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“The Tale of Peter Rabbit”
“Your father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.”
“Peter was not very well during the evening. His mother put him to bed, and made some chamomile tea: "One table-spoonful to be taken at bedtime.” “I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.”
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“The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin”
“This is a Tale about a tail—a tail that belonged to a little red squirrel, and his name was Nutkin. He had a brother called Twinkleberry, and a great many cousins.”
“Old Brown carried Nutkin into his house, and held him up by the tail, intending to skin him.”
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“The Tailor of Gloucester”
“In the time of swords and periwigs and full-skirted coats with flowered lappets - when gentlemen wore ruffles, and gold-laced waistcoats of paduasoy and taffeta - there lived a tailor in Gloucester.”
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“The Tale of Benjamin Bunny”
“.. old Mr Benjamin Bunny … He was smoking a pipe of rabbit-tobacco (lavender), and had a little switch in his hand.”
Switch etymology? - switch as in a stick to hit with, and switch as in flicking a change of direction.
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“The Tale of Two Bad Mice”
Once upon a time there was a very beautiful doll’s-house; it was red brick with white windows, and it had real muslin curtains and a front door and a chimney.
It belonged to two dolls called Lucinda and Jane; at least it belonged to Lucinda, but she never ordered meals.
Jane was the Cook; but she never did any cooking, because the dinner had been bought ready-made, in a box full of shavings.
“perambulator” = old-fashioned term for pram.”
“They pushed the front door – it was not fast.”
[fast = so as to be hard to move; securely.]
Tom Thumb and his wife Hunca Munca go ape-sh*t. Talk about psychos!
“Then there was no end to the rage and disappointment of Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca. They broke up the pudding, the lobsters, the pears and the oranges.”
“Then those mice set to work to do all the mischief they could—especially Tom Thumb! He took Jane’s clothes out of the chest of drawers in her bedroom, and he threw them out of the top floor window.”
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“The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle”
Once upon a time there were three little kittens, and their names were Mittens, Tom Kitten, and Moppet. They had dear little fur coats of their own; and they tumbled about the doorstep and played in the dust.
“Lucie knocked-once-twice, and interrupted the song. A little frightened voice called out “Who's that?” Lucie opened the door: and what do you think there was...”
“'That isn't my pinny?' said Lucie.
[pinafore = a collarless sleeveless dress worn over a blouse or jumper]
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“The Tale of Jeremy Fisher”
“Once upon a time there was a frog called Mr. Jeremy Fisher; he lived in a little damp house amongst the buttercups at the edge of ...”
Goloshes!
Butterfly sandwich, roasted grasshopper with ladybird sauce, bobbit, skittleback (fish), shoal (of fish), macintosh.
[Disconsolately = without consolation or solace; hopelessly unhappy; inconsolable.]
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“The Tale of Tom Kitten”
“Once upon a time there were three little kittens, and their names were. Mittens, Tom Kitten, and Moppet. They had dear little fur coats ...”
“I am affronted.”
[affronted = offend the modesty or values of.]
“repose”
[a state of rest, sleep, or tranquillity.]
Tucker!
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“The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck”
“Jemima Puddle-duck was a simpleton:..”
Was BEATRIX POTTER an undercover journalist in a war-turn Middle East nation attempting to sneak her story past the censorship of Western media??
[An example of one of her bedtime stories:]
Jemima Puddle-duck is an ethnic-minority widow who is not permitted to raise her own children under the oppressive regime in her homeland. Her every action is monitored by her peers who are complicit in upholding the existing regime.
She tries hiding her children but they are always found and kidnapped into slavery.
She flees as a refugee across the border where she finds asylum in the home of "an elegantly dressed gentleman reading a newspaper" (Fox) who promises to protect her and invade the dictator's headquarters and liberate her people. In fact he exploits her trust and manipulates her into laboring for his own wealth-creation, and keeps her in a room which has a mass grave of decomposing body parts.
Once he's got all he can from her he's about to physically assault and ravage her, but not before Kep the collie-dog (having gathered Intel on her whereabouts and convincing his supporters that Fox poses a significant military threat to the free world) forms a coalition with other canine-allies and launches a strike on Fox's residence where Jemima and her nine infants are being held.
The canine-allies drive Fox into exile but in the chaos of war her children are butchered and murdered by the allies. (At least these insubordinates who went 'rogue' were discharged with disgrace.)
She is told that this collateral damage is the expected price of freedom as she is escorted home in tears by her 'liberators'.
The new regime permits her to keep any future children however due to her PTSD and frequent anxiety-attacks she is unable to return to the normal life of motherhood.
She convinces herself that her treatment is justified by telling herself that she never was a good mother anyway.
Potter's mind was sadistic and dark …. I think I'm starting to like her!
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“The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies”
“It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.”
“I shall skin them and cut off their heads.”
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