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Deep in Your Veins #1
Here Be Sexist Vampires
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Sventé vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like. Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself.
The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared’s co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Sventé female.
Warning: This novel contains an iron-willed female vampire with an energy whip, a sexist male vampire who is determined to have her, explicit vampy sex, and a romance story with real bite.
Alternative cover edition can be found here and here
Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Sventé vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like. Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself.
The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared’s co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Sventé female.
Warning: This novel contains an iron-willed female vampire with an energy whip, a sexist male vampire who is determined to have her, explicit vampy sex, and a romance story with real bite.
279 pages, ebook
First published January 13, 2012
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68 books14.5k followersSuzanne Wright lives in England with her husband, two children, and her Bengal cats. When she's not spending time with her family, she's writing, reading, or doing her version of housework - sweeping the house with a look.
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July 19, 2017
I am so excited!!! I just discovered a new vampire series!!! And I am beyond thrilled!!!
Suzanne Wright has created the most exciting and yes, different world of vampires in her Deep in Your Veins Series.
Three different kinds of vampires, ….and each vampire with their very own special powers.
“Three breeds? Well you see, basically, you know how there are varying accounts of vampires? Some humans report us to be terribly aggressive with hulk-like strength, some report us to be entrancingly beautiful and charming, and others believe that we are actually more human-like than the stories say. Well the reason for all the confusion is that there are actually different breeds.”The first book in the series, Here Be Sexist Vampires takes us into a world filled with gorgeous, sexy, mysterious and very very likeable characters.
Samantha aka Sam is a London vampire, one of the lowest ranking vampire groups.
She joins Cat from Night Huntress series by Jeaniene Frost and Merit from Chicagoland Vampires by Chloe Neill as my three top kickass and fabulous vampire heroines.
Sam is such an incredible and funny character. She takes no shit from anyone. She’s smart and quick on the uptake. Underneath all that smarty pants is someone with a vulnerable side…someone who has been abused, seen and done some scary things in her life, and who has suffered loss and pain – but she does not let that stand in her way.
"I’ve done things in my time that would make the curly hairs in your pants go straight,female or not, I reckon i’ve got bigger balls than you have"When she’s offered a job working for Antonio, the Master of all Vampires, she sees this as the way to get away from Viktor, her tormentor and the vampire who turned her and has kept her prisoner since.
Arriving at Antonio’s compound, she’s given the position of commander of the new vampire recruits, together with Jared, Antonio’s heir and a total sexist and arrogant and gorgeous vampire of the highest ranking. Wow, does this guy think a lot about himself…
And he’s a total slut….has 3 consorts and just screws around!!
"Men! if he was a women he’d be considered a bit of a slut but apparently because he was a male it was completely normal and acceptable."He actually thinks that Sam will give in to his sexiness….but man has he made a mistake in thinking that she’s just a girl….oh did I forget to mention that Sam is the only female vampire ever to work with the legion vampire army!!! She certainly knows how to put a dolt like him in place…
I loved the characters in this book. Sam’s vampire group, Antonio, Luther, Sebastian, Jared’s 3 consorts (talk about princesses….)and most of all, I fell in love with Sam’s PA, Fletcher…..totally lovable and adorable…
I want a Fletcher of my own!!!! He’s such an unforgettable and engaging character and I can’t get enough of him.
I liked the interaction, sexual tension and chemistry between Sam & Jared and loved watching the build-up of the attraction that they felt for each other.
“God, I loved this woman: this very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman.”
“How could you be attracted to someone who made you so pissed off that you’d considered burning their balls with a lighter?”
Another thing about this series that I totally love is the writing and the dialogue.
"What? Who? Oh you mean that cross between a whippet and witch personally. I don’t know how he can shag something that looks like it’s just escaped from Azkaban."The author is British and the humour and wit come across each page. Sam’s vocabulary is a total blast….
Hilarious and so fabulous….
He had to be blowing smoke up my arse.Okay there are some OTT moments and characters that are just so out there…..but that’s the magic in writing..anything is possible!
The funniest vampire book I have ever read…just loved it!!!
Can’t wait to start book #2…..and join Sam & Jared on their next vampiric adventure!!!!
April 14, 2020
5 Sexy Sexist Vampire stars!!!
I freakin loved this book. The chemistry between Sam and Jared was explosive Wow loved that she kicks his ass more than once........
Jared:
Jared is a super sexy, alpha male who never had a woman make him work for it and it was so much fun watching him and sam go at it.
Sam:
Sam was a sexy, smart mouth woman with a great power and she kicked total ass.
she pushes Jared and shows him and everyone else that just because you are a girl doesn't mean you can't kick major ass. I loved her sassy comments and her powers were some of the coolest I have read..
Great book I am on to the next one :)
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I freakin loved this book. The chemistry between Sam and Jared was explosive Wow loved that she kicks his ass more than once........
Jared:
Jared is a super sexy, alpha male who never had a woman make him work for it and it was so much fun watching him and sam go at it.
Sam:
Sam was a sexy, smart mouth woman with a great power and she kicked total ass.
she pushes Jared and shows him and everyone else that just because you are a girl doesn't mean you can't kick major ass. I loved her sassy comments and her powers were some of the coolest I have read..
Great book I am on to the next one :)
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September 14, 2025
First... I fucking love this title!
Now let me break it down for y'all: Vampire emperor, 3 unique breeds of vampires, threat of war on the balance, and the FIRST gooddamn FEMALE COMMANDER of vampire ARMY!!!
Samantha aka Sam aka MANHH GURLL is one of the lowest ranking vampires but she don't take shit from anyone! And the fact she was so low and not as powerful honestly made her character 1000X better
She always had to work a little more than everyone ...cuz she was both the weaker vampire AND a woman. It was awesome watching her transform into the kickass, fabulous vampire heroine we know and love *oh shit I got another girl crush now ??*
the love- interest Jared was totally a possessive asshole that Sam had to whip into shape in how he SUPPOSE to treat a woman *hair flip*
They definitely had a fun-threatening banter that had me rooting for Sam the entire time. Also spoiler, Jared is absolutely the reason for the title *figure it out*
I also loved how the secondary characters were just as important and well developed as our main
oh my GOD I adored FLETCHER who was Sam's PA. He was such a loveable, engaging character and we get LGBT+ represent!! *snaps*
If I had to describe it in a sentence, this was a great book with sexual tension, brutal training, finding a place within a sexist society, and....the fucking dialogue!
The author's british wit and humor came across each page with the character's slang
But....my one complaint.... the one thing that fucking killed me in this book....
In what goddamn world is it okay for Sexy macho vampire to be GIGGLING tHrOuGhOuT THIS ENTIRE fUcKiNg BOOK??!?!
I'm not kidding, Everyone was just giggling I did a search on the word and it popped up like 17x in one chapter! Like good god, let the man breathe
I'm reading about these gorgeous, tough 200-year-old vampires... just giggling all the time!
Basically the vampire warrior turned into silly schoolgirl. I don't think so. A chuckle-yes. Giggle-HELL NOO!!!!
But besides that weird annoying overused bit bid this was a great read, definitely recommend.
Now let me break it down for y'all: Vampire emperor, 3 unique breeds of vampires, threat of war on the balance, and the FIRST gooddamn FEMALE COMMANDER of vampire ARMY!!!
Samantha aka Sam aka MANHH GURLL is one of the lowest ranking vampires but she don't take shit from anyone! And the fact she was so low and not as powerful honestly made her character 1000X better
“God, I loved this woman: this very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman.”
She always had to work a little more than everyone ...cuz she was both the weaker vampire AND a woman. It was awesome watching her transform into the kickass, fabulous vampire heroine we know and love *oh shit I got another girl crush now ??*
the love- interest Jared was totally a possessive asshole that Sam had to whip into shape in how he SUPPOSE to treat a woman *hair flip*
“Jared’s lips were suddenly at my ear. “The only vampire who’ll be manhandling you tonight is me.”
“If I let you.”
“You get such satisfaction out of teasing me, don’t you?”
“I still maintain that you like it.”
They definitely had a fun-threatening banter that had me rooting for Sam the entire time. Also spoiler, Jared is absolutely the reason for the title *figure it out*
“Whether she realized it yet or not, this betting stuff and the constant conflict between us was foreplay.”
I also loved how the secondary characters were just as important and well developed as our main
oh my GOD I adored FLETCHER who was Sam's PA. He was such a loveable, engaging character and we get LGBT+ represent!! *snaps*
If I had to describe it in a sentence, this was a great book with sexual tension, brutal training, finding a place within a sexist society, and....the fucking dialogue!
The author's british wit and humor came across each page with the character's slang
"He had to be blowing smoke up my arse"
But....my one complaint.... the one thing that fucking killed me in this book....
In what goddamn world is it okay for Sexy macho vampire to be GIGGLING tHrOuGhOuT THIS ENTIRE fUcKiNg BOOK??!?!
I'm not kidding, Everyone was just giggling I did a search on the word and it popped up like 17x in one chapter! Like good god, let the man breathe
I'm reading about these gorgeous, tough 200-year-old vampires... just giggling all the time!
Basically the vampire warrior turned into silly schoolgirl. I don't think so. A chuckle-yes. Giggle-HELL NOO!!!!
But besides that weird annoying overused bit bid this was a great read, definitely recommend.
October 7, 2014
6 who's your mama stars
Sam
Vampire Breed: Sventé - tame and human-like
Special Gift: Feeder
Previous Employment: Chief Assassin
Favorite weapon: "Bolts, beams, balls, but I like the whip best. It’s more fun...and natural energies, the classical elements; air, water, fire and earth.”
Goal: To finally be free of her Sire, Victor, by any means necessary
Best Described as: "very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman."
Sam is the first female Sventé Feeder who has tremendous control over her gift, leaving everyone who comes across her stunned and usually laying flat on their ass. She gets offered a chance to try-out to join the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army and in return a chance to finally be free of her Sire, Victor, of three years. Willing to take the risk of his wrath, she has no other option if she ever wants to no longer be his hostage, sex slave and assassin.
Jared
Vampire Breed: Pagori - super strong
Special Gift: Electrokinetic and Telepathy
Current Employment: Commander of the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army & Heir of the Grand High Master
Favorite weapon: high voltage electricity
Goal: To train and lead the strongest army against the impending attack on the Grand High Master
Best Described as: protective, demanding, controlling and master lover
Jared is the best of the best, that is why he holds the position he does today, but when Sam comes into his squad to try-out he wants to prove to her that only real men can handle being a part of his squad. He has no clue as to why Antonio would have offered Sam a position as a co-commander after he refused to select her as part of the squad. It was nothing personal, she just wouldn't be a good fit for the squad.
Isolated on an island Antonio, the Grand High Master, selects those he trusts dear to be around him. One of his trusted adviser's, Luther, had a vision of an impending attack on the island, and determines it necessary that the new squad be trained and ready in the weeks to come. Sam is no stranger to hard work, she knows she cannot just demand respect...she will need to prove it to this squad of chauvinists pigs. And so help her God she doesn't cause bodily harm to any of them, especially the main pig himself, Jared.
Sam is pissed off at herself for letting Jared get the best of her, why should she care how many consorts he has. Why should she care what he thinks especially now that she finally has the freedom from her Sire and a place to call home. As much as they try to ignore each other, there is no stop to the insults and the constant conflict...it's all just foreplay for these two, and it's only a matter of time before the fire ignites and the inevitable occurs, when the two become one the battle of the bedroom begins.
Here Be Sexist Vampire is an amazing funny sexy tale, one I cannot believe I put aside for so long. Ms. Wright truly has a gift for creating a world you can live in with characters that you love or love to hate. Sam is a temperamental, strong-willed, sarcastic female who is a complete bad ass on and off the field. She will only submit to a deserving partner, after of course she makes him work for it. Jared was a strong alpha male lead, but he understood Sam and let her be who she needed to be no matter how much it drove him mad with concern. The back and forth banter between Sam and Jared and the rest of the squad kept me laughing and dying for more.
There is action, a little suspense and some sexy luvin too, what more could you possibly ask for. I had to admit I was kind of scared when I found out there was more books for Jared and Sam, but this can be read as a stand-alone as there is a sense of an ending and a promise of more if you continue. With these characters I had to jump right into the next book because I couldn't let go just yet, I was having way too much fin with them. Awesome read for sure and recommended to all my paranormal lover friends.
Sam
"Female or not, I reckon I’ve got bigger balls than you have.”
Vampire Breed: Sventé - tame and human-like
Special Gift: Feeder
Previous Employment: Chief Assassin
Favorite weapon: "Bolts, beams, balls, but I like the whip best. It’s more fun...and natural energies, the classical elements; air, water, fire and earth.”
Goal: To finally be free of her Sire, Victor, by any means necessary
Best Described as: "very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman."
Sam is the first female Sventé Feeder who has tremendous control over her gift, leaving everyone who comes across her stunned and usually laying flat on their ass. She gets offered a chance to try-out to join the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army and in return a chance to finally be free of her Sire, Victor, of three years. Willing to take the risk of his wrath, she has no other option if she ever wants to no longer be his hostage, sex slave and assassin.
Jared
“So you’re prejudiced against women, young vampires, and against another breed of vampire. I bet you’re a delight to have around.”
Vampire Breed: Pagori - super strong
Special Gift: Electrokinetic and Telepathy
Current Employment: Commander of the Grand High Master Vampire’s private army & Heir of the Grand High Master
Favorite weapon: high voltage electricity
Goal: To train and lead the strongest army against the impending attack on the Grand High Master
Best Described as: protective, demanding, controlling and master lover
Jared is the best of the best, that is why he holds the position he does today, but when Sam comes into his squad to try-out he wants to prove to her that only real men can handle being a part of his squad. He has no clue as to why Antonio would have offered Sam a position as a co-commander after he refused to select her as part of the squad. It was nothing personal, she just wouldn't be a good fit for the squad.
Isolated on an island Antonio, the Grand High Master, selects those he trusts dear to be around him. One of his trusted adviser's, Luther, had a vision of an impending attack on the island, and determines it necessary that the new squad be trained and ready in the weeks to come. Sam is no stranger to hard work, she knows she cannot just demand respect...she will need to prove it to this squad of chauvinists pigs. And so help her God she doesn't cause bodily harm to any of them, especially the main pig himself, Jared.
How could you be attracted to someone who made you so pissed off that you’d considered burning their balls with a lighter?
Sam is pissed off at herself for letting Jared get the best of her, why should she care how many consorts he has. Why should she care what he thinks especially now that she finally has the freedom from her Sire and a place to call home. As much as they try to ignore each other, there is no stop to the insults and the constant conflict...it's all just foreplay for these two, and it's only a matter of time before the fire ignites and the inevitable occurs, when the two become one the battle of the bedroom begins.
Jared’s lips were suddenly at my ear. “The only vampire who’ll be manhandling you tonight is me.”
“If I let you.”
Here Be Sexist Vampire is an amazing funny sexy tale, one I cannot believe I put aside for so long. Ms. Wright truly has a gift for creating a world you can live in with characters that you love or love to hate. Sam is a temperamental, strong-willed, sarcastic female who is a complete bad ass on and off the field. She will only submit to a deserving partner, after of course she makes him work for it. Jared was a strong alpha male lead, but he understood Sam and let her be who she needed to be no matter how much it drove him mad with concern. The back and forth banter between Sam and Jared and the rest of the squad kept me laughing and dying for more.
There is action, a little suspense and some sexy luvin too, what more could you possibly ask for. I had to admit I was kind of scared when I found out there was more books for Jared and Sam, but this can be read as a stand-alone as there is a sense of an ending and a promise of more if you continue. With these characters I had to jump right into the next book because I couldn't let go just yet, I was having way too much fin with them. Awesome read for sure and recommended to all my paranormal lover friends.
October 11, 2013
5 BITE ME STARS.
"... Well I love that sexist twat just because."
This book is immediately hitting my love-you-forever-and ever-shelf, and in honor of this fantastic author a new shelf has been added; Addicted to this author. This book was a real honest to goodness, 'I don't want to put you down ever' page turner. I've had this book on my kindle for some time now and after feeling in the mood for a bit of paranormal loving I knew I could turn to this author and she would deliver and deliver she did. I adored every last bit of this story 'here be sexist vampires' is escape from reality perfection and it doesn't harm that it delivered on all my five star must haves ... Here are my vampishly excited book thoughts.
What's it all about?
Samantha Parker has lived her vampire life under the control of her sire and captor, resigned to the fact that she is at the bottom of the pile and food chain when it comes to her importance as a vampire nothing comes as more of a shock when she is approached by a vampire of royal like status to request she joins a legion of the highest regard, it looks like this sassy talented Sventé vampire has just found her ticket to freedom. Sam approaches her new position with confidence and new found excitement but that soon has a damper put on it in the form of her new co-worker, heir to the Kingdom commander Jared Micheals, Jared doesn't appreciate having a female taking his side as his new colleague especially a vampire of such notably little status, Jared is more than happy to do things his way or no way. But Sam is not a vampire who is taking no for an answer and as her talents emerge so does a connection between this couple that can only be described as electric, but there are obstacles that stand in the way of this duo expressing how they really feel, can two people from different ways of life really make it the whole way to true love?
What did I love?
Undoubtedly I have to start my gushing thoughts by talking about Sam the books heroine. Sam is brash, courageous, fearless and gorgeous I can't explain how much I loved this character her strength and beauty was as appealing as her humour and sarcastic nature; this lady is a real ball breaker and the author holds nothing back in delivering a character that is completing unforgettable. For every sassy heroine Suzanne Wright delivers in her books is an equally swoon worthy alpha, Jared ticked all my must have qualities for the perfect hero; out there manly, unsure of his pull towards his love for the heroine, gorgeous without measure, some arse hole chauvinist tendencies and most of all over protective 'that girl is mine' feelings. wrap all this up with some paranormal vampire activity and I had the perfect couple chemistry, I could not get enough of this duo. 'Here be sexist vampires' was utterly entertaining it had a range of qualities brought together with a fantastic writing style that I'm convinced most readers of this genre will be enthralled with. Drama, romance, chemistry and between the sheet action that can't be measured in the hotness scales.
Final thoughts ...
'Here be sexist' vampires takes the paranormal genre and gives it a hot comedy twist, the author is clearly a talented writer but you can also tell she enjoys what she does the love of her work leaks out of the pages and if I wasn't before I'm now a firm fan. This book is sexy hot, laugh out loud hilarious and Oscar worthy entertaining I can't recommend this book or the author enough. Don't wait any longer, go grab it readers. Enjoy ... Kisses.
"... Well I love that sexist twat just because."
This book is immediately hitting my love-you-forever-and ever-shelf, and in honor of this fantastic author a new shelf has been added; Addicted to this author. This book was a real honest to goodness, 'I don't want to put you down ever' page turner. I've had this book on my kindle for some time now and after feeling in the mood for a bit of paranormal loving I knew I could turn to this author and she would deliver and deliver she did. I adored every last bit of this story 'here be sexist vampires' is escape from reality perfection and it doesn't harm that it delivered on all my five star must haves ... Here are my vampishly excited book thoughts.
What's it all about?
Samantha Parker has lived her vampire life under the control of her sire and captor, resigned to the fact that she is at the bottom of the pile and food chain when it comes to her importance as a vampire nothing comes as more of a shock when she is approached by a vampire of royal like status to request she joins a legion of the highest regard, it looks like this sassy talented Sventé vampire has just found her ticket to freedom. Sam approaches her new position with confidence and new found excitement but that soon has a damper put on it in the form of her new co-worker, heir to the Kingdom commander Jared Micheals, Jared doesn't appreciate having a female taking his side as his new colleague especially a vampire of such notably little status, Jared is more than happy to do things his way or no way. But Sam is not a vampire who is taking no for an answer and as her talents emerge so does a connection between this couple that can only be described as electric, but there are obstacles that stand in the way of this duo expressing how they really feel, can two people from different ways of life really make it the whole way to true love?
What did I love?
Undoubtedly I have to start my gushing thoughts by talking about Sam the books heroine. Sam is brash, courageous, fearless and gorgeous I can't explain how much I loved this character her strength and beauty was as appealing as her humour and sarcastic nature; this lady is a real ball breaker and the author holds nothing back in delivering a character that is completing unforgettable. For every sassy heroine Suzanne Wright delivers in her books is an equally swoon worthy alpha, Jared ticked all my must have qualities for the perfect hero; out there manly, unsure of his pull towards his love for the heroine, gorgeous without measure, some arse hole chauvinist tendencies and most of all over protective 'that girl is mine' feelings. wrap all this up with some paranormal vampire activity and I had the perfect couple chemistry, I could not get enough of this duo. 'Here be sexist vampires' was utterly entertaining it had a range of qualities brought together with a fantastic writing style that I'm convinced most readers of this genre will be enthralled with. Drama, romance, chemistry and between the sheet action that can't be measured in the hotness scales.
Final thoughts ...
'Here be sexist' vampires takes the paranormal genre and gives it a hot comedy twist, the author is clearly a talented writer but you can also tell she enjoys what she does the love of her work leaks out of the pages and if I wasn't before I'm now a firm fan. This book is sexy hot, laugh out loud hilarious and Oscar worthy entertaining I can't recommend this book or the author enough. Don't wait any longer, go grab it readers. Enjoy ... Kisses.
August 15, 2016
Oh my gosh, so much fun! And, I had a few doubts at first, but they were quickly thrown out the window as the baddest badass female heroine ever made me want her in my girl-tribe.
Sam (Samantha) is in the weakest of the three vampire races, but she has a special ability that is rarely seen and is therefore offered a job with the vampire king. Now, first I need to address the "special snowflake syndrome" that might go through your mind. Yes, she's special, but she isn't the most powerful vampire ever, and she's not the fulfillment of some prophecy, or one of those girls who doesn't realize she's actually the most beautiful woman on Earth. Also, if she wasn't "special", would a book about a mundane vampire who does nothing be all that interesting? No, not really. Besides, once you meet Sam, you will allow a blizzard of special snowflakeness because she is so awesome.
Jared is a sexist pig who has three mistresses who live together in an apartment waiting for their opportunity to "serve" him. He's such an asshole that I really didn't want him to be her love interest for the first half of the book. But, I was underestimating Sam. She truly makes this guy work harder than the history of mankind to get on her good side. I appreciate a good ball-breaker when it is necessary. In Jared's case, it was very necessary. This guy needed a good old smack-down.
The two of them are forced to work together to prevent an attack on the Vamp King. They mix together about as well as broccoli and chocolate. Now, I know there is some freak out there who is saying, "Oh, Jilly, I'm a foodie and chocolate covered broccoli is the latest thing." First of all, shut up. We all eat food, therefore we are all "foodies". Secondly, how dare you blaspheme chocolate with vegetables? We already have people eating chocolate covered bacon, chili peppers, and bugs. When will the madness end?
No. Just stop.
There is a ton of sexual tension between these two as well - much like the sexual tension between me and chocolate. (okay, I said it. It's out there now.) And, it is just as fun and delicious.
There is also a lot of magical fighting as the vampires are training for battle using their "gifts". Some of them can teleport, shoot poison, throw fire-balls, astro-project, and many other creative things. I loved the scenes where they were dueling each other, and then when they had the big battle. It made me really wish I could have a secret super-power, you know, other than the ability to make a pint of ice cream disappear. My other super-power immediately follows that one and is called shame.
The other part of the book that was fun for me, but could be difficult for some others was Sam's language. She is British and speaks in Cockney slang often. Although my husband is from the north, I still understood all of the slang, as he has used it at some point. But, I think most Americans would wonder what the hell she is saying half the time. Therefore, being the generous friend that I am, I have decided to provide you with a small glossary:
He didn't tot around having a gander...
I know what you are thinking - a tator tot eating goose. Of course. But, in this case, it means that he didn't wander around looking at everything. I know. A tator tot eating goose would be more fun. But, it wouldn't make as much sense. In this case.
"..there's really no point in telling me porky pies.
Why would someone tell someone else about a meat pie? Did he make the meat pie? Does he need a food taster? No, and this is where it gets a little weird in England. They have this entire vocabulary called Cockney Rhyming Slang, and it's super bizarre yet they all know it. It works by substituting normal words or phrases with things that rhyme with them. So, it seems that at some point, there were some Cockneys with waaaay too much time on their hands. In the case of the above quote, porky pies means lies. Yes, my hubs uses this one. Along with many many others. If he wants to have a butchers at my dog and bone, I am not offended or afraid for my dog's life. It means he wants to look at my phone. I know. They are crazy and I married one.
".. he said innocently like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth."
Who really wants to melt butter in their mouth anyway? We have microwaves for that. I've never considered melting it in my mouth and spitting it on my popcorn. Maybe Paula Deen would roll that way, but not me. But, for the Brits, this means that the person is playing it cool, nonchalant, aloof, coy. In other words they are so chill that their mouths are literally cold inside. Why is that a thing? I have no idea.
There are more, but I'm tired of typing, so if you have further questions, please direct them to me, Jilly, at www.google.com
And, read this book. It's fun.
Sam (Samantha) is in the weakest of the three vampire races, but she has a special ability that is rarely seen and is therefore offered a job with the vampire king. Now, first I need to address the "special snowflake syndrome" that might go through your mind. Yes, she's special, but she isn't the most powerful vampire ever, and she's not the fulfillment of some prophecy, or one of those girls who doesn't realize she's actually the most beautiful woman on Earth. Also, if she wasn't "special", would a book about a mundane vampire who does nothing be all that interesting? No, not really. Besides, once you meet Sam, you will allow a blizzard of special snowflakeness because she is so awesome.
Jared is a sexist pig who has three mistresses who live together in an apartment waiting for their opportunity to "serve" him. He's such an asshole that I really didn't want him to be her love interest for the first half of the book. But, I was underestimating Sam. She truly makes this guy work harder than the history of mankind to get on her good side. I appreciate a good ball-breaker when it is necessary. In Jared's case, it was very necessary. This guy needed a good old smack-down.
The two of them are forced to work together to prevent an attack on the Vamp King. They mix together about as well as broccoli and chocolate. Now, I know there is some freak out there who is saying, "Oh, Jilly, I'm a foodie and chocolate covered broccoli is the latest thing." First of all, shut up. We all eat food, therefore we are all "foodies". Secondly, how dare you blaspheme chocolate with vegetables? We already have people eating chocolate covered bacon, chili peppers, and bugs. When will the madness end?
No. Just stop.
There is a ton of sexual tension between these two as well - much like the sexual tension between me and chocolate. (okay, I said it. It's out there now.) And, it is just as fun and delicious.
There is also a lot of magical fighting as the vampires are training for battle using their "gifts". Some of them can teleport, shoot poison, throw fire-balls, astro-project, and many other creative things. I loved the scenes where they were dueling each other, and then when they had the big battle. It made me really wish I could have a secret super-power, you know, other than the ability to make a pint of ice cream disappear. My other super-power immediately follows that one and is called shame.
The other part of the book that was fun for me, but could be difficult for some others was Sam's language. She is British and speaks in Cockney slang often. Although my husband is from the north, I still understood all of the slang, as he has used it at some point. But, I think most Americans would wonder what the hell she is saying half the time. Therefore, being the generous friend that I am, I have decided to provide you with a small glossary:
He didn't tot around having a gander...
I know what you are thinking - a tator tot eating goose. Of course. But, in this case, it means that he didn't wander around looking at everything. I know. A tator tot eating goose would be more fun. But, it wouldn't make as much sense. In this case.
"..there's really no point in telling me porky pies.
Why would someone tell someone else about a meat pie? Did he make the meat pie? Does he need a food taster? No, and this is where it gets a little weird in England. They have this entire vocabulary called Cockney Rhyming Slang, and it's super bizarre yet they all know it. It works by substituting normal words or phrases with things that rhyme with them. So, it seems that at some point, there were some Cockneys with waaaay too much time on their hands. In the case of the above quote, porky pies means lies. Yes, my hubs uses this one. Along with many many others. If he wants to have a butchers at my dog and bone, I am not offended or afraid for my dog's life. It means he wants to look at my phone. I know. They are crazy and I married one.
".. he said innocently like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth."
Who really wants to melt butter in their mouth anyway? We have microwaves for that. I've never considered melting it in my mouth and spitting it on my popcorn. Maybe Paula Deen would roll that way, but not me. But, for the Brits, this means that the person is playing it cool, nonchalant, aloof, coy. In other words they are so chill that their mouths are literally cold inside. Why is that a thing? I have no idea.
There are more, but I'm tired of typing, so if you have further questions, please direct them to me, Jilly, at www.google.com
And, read this book. It's fun.
December 25, 2018
Re-read of an old favorite!!!
Just as good the 2nd time around!!!
I Love it when the Heroine teaches the Hero a little RESPECT!!!
I read the sample of this book and Immediately bought it!!
Samantha gets recruited to try out for a job to be a member of the Grand High Master Vampire's Guard. She's a Badass and totally deserves the job.
Samantha Parker
But the Sexist Commander refuses to give it to her, especially after she whips his ass in competition!!
But fate has bigger plans in store for Sam and her sexxy, sexist commander, Jared.
I had my ass kicked by a woman...I had to laugh inwardly at myself: the whole thing was so weird. She had kicked my ass, embarrassed me in front of God knows how many people, and even called me a pretty girl...and all I'd wanted to do was grab her, kiss her, and bite her. >
Samantha is a total Badass assassin with amazing powers. She's independent and doesn't require the approval of others. But she is pissed with herself because she feels an attraction to Jared that she is physically unable to resist.
“First I’m going to play with these gorgeous tits here, suck on these pretty little nipples. Then I’m going to fuck you with my fingers and my tongue until you come in my mouth. Only then will I slide my cock inside you. It’s not going to be slow and gentle, Sam. I’m going to fuck you hard and fast until you come so hard you scream. And do you know what you’ll scream? My name.”
OMG these two are wonderful together. Jared has never met a woman that didn't fall to his feet in worship of his beauty or his power. Sam and Jared bicker and their dialogue is witty and will keep you entertained.
The sex is hot and the love is sweet. This is fast paced and full of action.
I fell in love with Suzanne Wright after reading Feral Sins. Her heroines are strong, feisty, and sarcastic. Well this series is more of what I love and I Highly recommend this series to my friends that love paranormal, erotic reads!!
Just as good the 2nd time around!!!
I Love it when the Heroine teaches the Hero a little RESPECT!!!
I read the sample of this book and Immediately bought it!!
Samantha gets recruited to try out for a job to be a member of the Grand High Master Vampire's Guard. She's a Badass and totally deserves the job.
Samantha Parker
But the Sexist Commander refuses to give it to her, especially after she whips his ass in competition!!
But fate has bigger plans in store for Sam and her sexxy, sexist commander, Jared.
I had my ass kicked by a woman...I had to laugh inwardly at myself: the whole thing was so weird. She had kicked my ass, embarrassed me in front of God knows how many people, and even called me a pretty girl...and all I'd wanted to do was grab her, kiss her, and bite her. >
Samantha is a total Badass assassin with amazing powers. She's independent and doesn't require the approval of others. But she is pissed with herself because she feels an attraction to Jared that she is physically unable to resist.
“First I’m going to play with these gorgeous tits here, suck on these pretty little nipples. Then I’m going to fuck you with my fingers and my tongue until you come in my mouth. Only then will I slide my cock inside you. It’s not going to be slow and gentle, Sam. I’m going to fuck you hard and fast until you come so hard you scream. And do you know what you’ll scream? My name.”
OMG these two are wonderful together. Jared has never met a woman that didn't fall to his feet in worship of his beauty or his power. Sam and Jared bicker and their dialogue is witty and will keep you entertained.
The sex is hot and the love is sweet. This is fast paced and full of action.
I fell in love with Suzanne Wright after reading Feral Sins. Her heroines are strong, feisty, and sarcastic. Well this series is more of what I love and I Highly recommend this series to my friends that love paranormal, erotic reads!!
February 16, 2016
Listen book, I know it's not your fault that your author doesn't know what a thesaurus is, but I can't give you 5 stars when you use the word giggle in such excess that I want to cauterize the word out of you. Why would any author use giggle, fucking giggle to describe how all the men laugh, at all times. There are no guffaws, deep belly laughs, chuckles, or chortles to be had in this book. You get a laugh or snicker here or there, but fuck the word giggle. Now that that's off my back, to the actual content...
This book was similar-ish to Chosen, if it was about vampires and not as slice and dicing awesome. Sam is a Svente vampire with a colossally badass gift that allows her to control people's energies and the elements' energies. She's an avatar! And I thought Aang was the last air bender.
She's described as a crazy and homicidal bitch. I agree with this statement and appreciate her for it. She's not a bitch in the way of you need to shank her, more like she's got a snappy mouth on her. She's in an all guy's world where there are zero female soldier vampires or Svente vampires. She's ticking off a lot of "hell no" boxes for people and getting tons of flack for her vamp type and being a chick. She responds with violence. I like it. It's always good to slap sense into men, and if that doesn't work, beat some more. Her job with the legion is to teach the recruits how to more adeptly control their gifts/energies. All the men of course think they don't need help from a female, so she beats them, obviously.
Jared is kind of like Mr. Cayan Pepper, except he puts out. ::side eye to Cayan::. He desperately wants to put out actually, but Sam isn't into being another one of his consorts, which she describes as prostitutes that do it for free. They're his mistresses I guess you could say and since he's not offering anything but that, she continuously declines him, even if they about set each other on fire with all the sexual tension. Jared is a commander and not at all happy to be working with a female Svente, especially one that can totally beat his ass in a fight. He's super misogynist, chauvinistic, and a right bastard to Sam for 90% of the book. Possibly more. All throughout the book she proves to him again and again that she's awesome and he should watch out for a kick to the nuts if he makes another snide comment.
So that's the book. Sam teaching the recruits, fending off the sexual attraction to Jared, showing the menfolk that she's more powerful than they are, and waiting to battle. The plot isn't huge, it's enough for this book. I enjoyed the sense of humor in the book and reading about a new vampire myos.
This book was similar-ish to Chosen, if it was about vampires and not as slice and dicing awesome. Sam is a Svente vampire with a colossally badass gift that allows her to control people's energies and the elements' energies. She's an avatar! And I thought Aang was the last air bender.
She's described as a crazy and homicidal bitch. I agree with this statement and appreciate her for it. She's not a bitch in the way of you need to shank her, more like she's got a snappy mouth on her. She's in an all guy's world where there are zero female soldier vampires or Svente vampires. She's ticking off a lot of "hell no" boxes for people and getting tons of flack for her vamp type and being a chick. She responds with violence. I like it. It's always good to slap sense into men, and if that doesn't work, beat some more. Her job with the legion is to teach the recruits how to more adeptly control their gifts/energies. All the men of course think they don't need help from a female, so she beats them, obviously.
Jared is kind of like Mr. Cayan Pepper, except he puts out. ::side eye to Cayan::. He desperately wants to put out actually, but Sam isn't into being another one of his consorts, which she describes as prostitutes that do it for free. They're his mistresses I guess you could say and since he's not offering anything but that, she continuously declines him, even if they about set each other on fire with all the sexual tension. Jared is a commander and not at all happy to be working with a female Svente, especially one that can totally beat his ass in a fight. He's super misogynist, chauvinistic, and a right bastard to Sam for 90% of the book. Possibly more. All throughout the book she proves to him again and again that she's awesome and he should watch out for a kick to the nuts if he makes another snide comment.
So that's the book. Sam teaching the recruits, fending off the sexual attraction to Jared, showing the menfolk that she's more powerful than they are, and waiting to battle. The plot isn't huge, it's enough for this book. I enjoyed the sense of humor in the book and reading about a new vampire myos.
February 12, 2019
Re-read 11th - 12th February 2019
Re-read 9th July - 10th July 2018
Wow.
The question I asked myself several times while reading this book was 'why haven't I read this sooner?'
I suppose in this case it's easy since neither the title nor the original cover appealed to me I'd continually skipped past it in fact it was only seeing my friends reviews come through that made me even look twice.
The Phoenix Pack series by this author has been on my to-read list for years and once I've finished with 'Deep In Your Veins' I'm really going to have to get started on that.
Anyway back to this book.
Since I'm late to the party there's already so many excellent reviews so I'll keep mine brief.
I've spent years looking for a different, interesting vampire book and it was here all the time. Yet even without the different vampires and their amazing powers this book is worth reading for Sam and Sam alone.
Here is a strong intelligent female the kind that is missing from so many books. She's fabulous and a pleasure to read, there's no stupid here, no vacuous female that turns to idiot mode half way through making you wonder how she even dresses herself on a morning, Sam is brilliant.
She starts strong and stays strong and the rest of the book is just as good, the only slight problem I had was Jared at times but there's a story there which I'm sure will come out explaining his behaviour at times.
This was so good and so enjoyable I'm giving 5* which is a rating I don't often give and it's straight on to 'The Bite That Binds' for me now.
Re-read 9th July - 10th July 2018
Wow.
The question I asked myself several times while reading this book was 'why haven't I read this sooner?'
I suppose in this case it's easy since neither the title nor the original cover appealed to me I'd continually skipped past it in fact it was only seeing my friends reviews come through that made me even look twice.
The Phoenix Pack series by this author has been on my to-read list for years and once I've finished with 'Deep In Your Veins' I'm really going to have to get started on that.
Anyway back to this book.
Since I'm late to the party there's already so many excellent reviews so I'll keep mine brief.
I've spent years looking for a different, interesting vampire book and it was here all the time. Yet even without the different vampires and their amazing powers this book is worth reading for Sam and Sam alone.
Here is a strong intelligent female the kind that is missing from so many books. She's fabulous and a pleasure to read, there's no stupid here, no vacuous female that turns to idiot mode half way through making you wonder how she even dresses herself on a morning, Sam is brilliant.
She starts strong and stays strong and the rest of the book is just as good, the only slight problem I had was Jared at times but there's a story there which I'm sure will come out explaining his behaviour at times.
This was so good and so enjoyable I'm giving 5* which is a rating I don't often give and it's straight on to 'The Bite That Binds' for me now.
April 6, 2014
★★★★ 4 stars!
Well, what can I say... Suzanne Wright has done it again! She's the queen of the strong, feisty female leads and the deliciously brooding alpha males! From the moment I started reading this book I could not put it down. Chapter after chapter the story became more interesting and before I knew it I'd already reached the final page. With all the fights and action going on as well as Sam and Jared's constant bickering, there was never a dull moment and all the equally unique side characters made the story all the more fun to read.
So to sum it up; there was a feisty, sarcastic, easy to like heroine + a sexist, overprotective, easy to love/lust after alpha male + lots of action + tons of sexual tension + a original storyline + the perfect amount of humor.
I mean, who wouldn't like all of that combined together, right!?
Moving on to the next book right away!
No cliffhanger.
December 3, 2024
✅ Powers / Special abilities
✅ 2 POVs
🆗 Plot and pace
🆗 Special snowflake
🆗 Main character
🆗(❌) Love interest
🆗(❌) Vampires (they feel more like X-men than vampires)
DNF at 50%
I seem to be a minority here, but I was not impressed by this book. Overall, it was dull and failed to catch my attention. It’s not bad, but I’m halfway through it and I am bored, so I will stop here for now.
Sam Parker is a vampire. Vampires are separated into three groups, and Sam is part of the Sventes, the ones more similar to humans and seen as lesser by other vampires. When the Grand High Master is looking for new soldiers to replace one of his elite battalions, Sam is selected to take part in the tryouts, even though no Svente and no female ever managed to become a part of the Grand Master’s army. Of course, Sam shows them just how special she is, even though she has been a vampire for only 3 years, and the sexist commanders are forced to admit that she has a place among them.
The fact that Sam and the other characters are vampires changes absolutely nothing to the story so far, except that they sleep during the day and train during the night. They act like humans, with the difference that they have special abilities. They felt more like X-men than vampires. Even worse, they were giggly X-men. They all giggle so freaking much! It was annoying and ruined any chance at a more serious vampire vibe.
Sam is an okay character, but she is not amazing. She lacks layers and depth, and I would have loved more backstory to explain why she is so good at controlling others’ abilities. How is she so good at teaching others to use their powers? How is she such a good strategist? How?????? We knew nothing about her that could explain that, so it just seemed like she came out of nowhere and was magically a super good teacher, knowing how to harness and perfect any and every ability. It made her appear as a very special snowflake, and I wish we had seen more of her work and struggle to get to this level of control (if she struggled at all).
The sexism is a redundant issue in this book, but I was a little disappointed in the main character. She complains about the lack of respect from the male vampires around her, yet she resorts to wearing tight crop tops to get their attention when she is training them. It just felt contradictory and it annoyed me that her first solution to the lack of respect was to try to be sexy around them so they would want to listen to her. That’s not earning respect, that’s objectifying yourself, and that’s precisely what she accused the love interest of doing with his many consorts. On top of that, she insults other women on their physique, probably because she is jealous that they are sleeping with sexy Jared, but still! Stop with the body shaming and slut shaming.
I didn’t like Jared, so I was not involved in the very predictable romance at all. His interactions with Sam and his thoughts were also pretty repetitive. Overall, he was not really likable or memorable. Their banter was not that snarky or funny, and the humor fell flat most of the time… Overall, there was a serious lack of chemistry between those two, even though we are told repeatedly how they can’t stop thinking about each other.
On a side note, am I the only one who was slightly annoyed with the super stereotypical homosexual best friend? It just felt over the top that he was dressing, talking, and walking in an almost feminine way, loved shopping and gossiping above all else, and instantly became BFF with the main character, because why not?
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✅ 2 POVs
🆗 Plot and pace
🆗 Special snowflake
🆗 Main character
🆗(❌) Love interest
🆗(❌) Vampires (they feel more like X-men than vampires)
DNF at 50%
I seem to be a minority here, but I was not impressed by this book. Overall, it was dull and failed to catch my attention. It’s not bad, but I’m halfway through it and I am bored, so I will stop here for now.
Sam Parker is a vampire. Vampires are separated into three groups, and Sam is part of the Sventes, the ones more similar to humans and seen as lesser by other vampires. When the Grand High Master is looking for new soldiers to replace one of his elite battalions, Sam is selected to take part in the tryouts, even though no Svente and no female ever managed to become a part of the Grand Master’s army. Of course, Sam shows them just how special she is, even though she has been a vampire for only 3 years, and the sexist commanders are forced to admit that she has a place among them.
The fact that Sam and the other characters are vampires changes absolutely nothing to the story so far, except that they sleep during the day and train during the night. They act like humans, with the difference that they have special abilities. They felt more like X-men than vampires. Even worse, they were giggly X-men. They all giggle so freaking much! It was annoying and ruined any chance at a more serious vampire vibe.
Sam is an okay character, but she is not amazing. She lacks layers and depth, and I would have loved more backstory to explain why she is so good at controlling others’ abilities. How is she so good at teaching others to use their powers? How is she such a good strategist? How?????? We knew nothing about her that could explain that, so it just seemed like she came out of nowhere and was magically a super good teacher, knowing how to harness and perfect any and every ability. It made her appear as a very special snowflake, and I wish we had seen more of her work and struggle to get to this level of control (if she struggled at all).
The sexism is a redundant issue in this book, but I was a little disappointed in the main character. She complains about the lack of respect from the male vampires around her, yet she resorts to wearing tight crop tops to get their attention when she is training them. It just felt contradictory and it annoyed me that her first solution to the lack of respect was to try to be sexy around them so they would want to listen to her. That’s not earning respect, that’s objectifying yourself, and that’s precisely what she accused the love interest of doing with his many consorts. On top of that, she insults other women on their physique, probably because she is jealous that they are sleeping with sexy Jared, but still! Stop with the body shaming and slut shaming.
I didn’t like Jared, so I was not involved in the very predictable romance at all. His interactions with Sam and his thoughts were also pretty repetitive. Overall, he was not really likable or memorable. Their banter was not that snarky or funny, and the humor fell flat most of the time… Overall, there was a serious lack of chemistry between those two, even though we are told repeatedly how they can’t stop thinking about each other.
On a side note, am I the only one who was slightly annoyed with the super stereotypical homosexual best friend? It just felt over the top that he was dressing, talking, and walking in an almost feminine way, loved shopping and gossiping above all else, and instantly became BFF with the main character, because why not?
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August 4, 2019
I've read the Phoenix pack series by this author, and since I loved those books, I thought I would give this one a try. Holy shit this book was good. I think I have a little girl crush on Sam. She was "take no prisoners" fucking awesome. I want to be her when I grow up ;)
Jared...he was one hell of a hot badass, alpha asshole. I love that asshole. So when I grow up to be Sam, I want a Jared for myself !!!
I thought all books were about different characters, but it turns out that the first three books are about Sam and Jared and only the fourth one is about a different couple. That's just fine by me, because the more we get about Sam and Jared the better. She totally kicked his asshole ass !!
There are a lot of reviews out here, that explain what this book is about. I'm not going to, because I find it very difficult to explain paranormal books. But if you love vampires, feisty strong funny females, hot alpha men, and some delicious steam, then I suggest you read this one :)
5 stars from me !!
Jared...he was one hell of a hot badass, alpha asshole. I love that asshole. So when I grow up to be Sam, I want a Jared for myself !!!
I thought all books were about different characters, but it turns out that the first three books are about Sam and Jared and only the fourth one is about a different couple. That's just fine by me, because the more we get about Sam and Jared the better. She totally kicked his asshole ass !!
There are a lot of reviews out here, that explain what this book is about. I'm not going to, because I find it very difficult to explain paranormal books. But if you love vampires, feisty strong funny females, hot alpha men, and some delicious steam, then I suggest you read this one :)
5 stars from me !!
January 3, 2019
“The only vampire who’ll be manhandling you tonight is me.”
Here be Sexiest Vampires is the first book in the Deep In Your Veins Series and to say I am late for the party is the understatement of the century. In true Wright fashion, this paranormal romance is a delicious delight full of action, suspense, and passionate vampire love. Sam Parker is a Sventé vampire who has been held captive by her maker. When The Grand High Master offers her the opportunity of a lifetime, she jumps at the chance. Sam has been escorted to his home where she has been invited to try out for his royal guard. Jared, a Pagori commander, wants nothing to do with Sam and certainly doesn't want her serving in the guard. But when Sam establishes herself as a force to be reckoned with Jared's disdain turns to complete adoration.
"Sam. I’m going to fuck you hard and fast until you come so hard you scream."Told in multiple POV, Here Be Sexiest Vampires is a paranormal blockbuster with non-stop action, witty banter, complex characters, and a twisted plot. The connection between Jared and Sam runs hot and cold as both learn to put their trust in the other. The paranormal world created by Ms. Wright, is quite magical with multiple characters, supernatural powers, seduction, and smoking hot passion.
"Even then, even that very first day, I couldn't shake that feeling that you were mine."Overall, Here be Sexiest Vampires is an absolute must read to paranormal romance fans who enjoy an over protective alpha male and a spunky heroine who gives as good as she gets! I am truly thrilled to have discovered this series and I look forward to reading them all!
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April 28, 2020
Suzanne Wright and Vampires! Need I say more?
Badass Vampire Chick meets sexist Vampire! There are three races of Vampires and two of them are elite while one is looked at as lower class. Samantha is one of the Svente vampires that are generally looked down upon, but her vampire gift is one that is rare and usually only ever seen in Pagori Vampires which are the highest class.
Sam is invited to the island by the High Grand Master Vampire to test to be in one of his security squads and she finds out that not only is she the first Svente Vampire to try out, but also the first woman. Though she will do almost anything to get away from her brutal sire.
The test is three trials and the main commander that is rating the participants is heir to the High Grand Masters throne, Jared Michaels. He already told her she should just walk away before she embarrasses herself.
Sam is attracted to Jarred from the start, and he is attracted to her. Though he already has three consorts, he wouldn’t mind adding her as an additional one. Of course Sam refuses to be a consort and Jared just can’t understand why since he is a sexist pig.
The story is Sam being completely badass and proving she is not only his equal, but so much better until he finally sees things clearly. She never backs down, which is what I really like. Plus I do like it when misogynistic jerks finally figure it out and start behaving like they have a clue.
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Badass Vampire Chick meets sexist Vampire! There are three races of Vampires and two of them are elite while one is looked at as lower class. Samantha is one of the Svente vampires that are generally looked down upon, but her vampire gift is one that is rare and usually only ever seen in Pagori Vampires which are the highest class.
Sam is invited to the island by the High Grand Master Vampire to test to be in one of his security squads and she finds out that not only is she the first Svente Vampire to try out, but also the first woman. Though she will do almost anything to get away from her brutal sire.
The test is three trials and the main commander that is rating the participants is heir to the High Grand Masters throne, Jared Michaels. He already told her she should just walk away before she embarrasses herself.
Sam is attracted to Jarred from the start, and he is attracted to her. Though he already has three consorts, he wouldn’t mind adding her as an additional one. Of course Sam refuses to be a consort and Jared just can’t understand why since he is a sexist pig.
Just then, Antonio entered with his two guards, Pit Bulls. Behind them were Sebastian and a strange, tall Keja with long white-grey hair and a matching long beard. That’s Luther, Jared informed me. He’s Antonio’s Advisor. Someone should tell him that he’s not living in the film Lord of the Rings. Jared coughed to hide his chuckle.
The story is Sam being completely badass and proving she is not only his equal, but so much better until he finally sees things clearly. She never backs down, which is what I really like. Plus I do like it when misogynistic jerks finally figure it out and start behaving like they have a clue.
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October 28, 2019
⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱*Is There Something Wrong With Me?*⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱
Second re-read: 27.10.19
I've changed, that's for sure. While I love Jared, I also found him - this time around - bratty, annoying, childish and frankly...weak. As for Sam - this time around - I find a bit too strong headed. While I understand her reasons, it's just, yeah, too much. Also, something I've noticed why reading paranormal/fantasy lately, it that the women in them are just so powerful, unique and perfect and so forth... and it's starting to get a bit annoying, specially in all my re-reads. I get that women aren't weak and all that, but when it's over the top? It becomes too much for me. This happened with other books too, like my one of my favorite series The Fae Chronicles , which I stopped reading.
But Suzanne Wright did get it right with Taryn in Feral Sins , and other authors has gotten it right (in my opinion) as well like Cat in Night Huntress by Jeaniene Frost , Kate in Kate Daniel by Ilona Andrews . But Sam in this one? It's a bit over the top for me. Specially in the first book in the series. She's just too powerful, too great, too good, too fantastic..... and of course everyone loves her or wants her. And making the one who's supposed to be so powerful look quite weak. And I'm a huge fan of POWERFUL alpha males, and getting his ass handed to him by this all powerful woman who's just so powerful, makes me not think of him as powerful at all. Is that the meaning?
Overall, I don't regret re-reading it, I don't, the story is still interesting, with interesting characters, but it's not my favorite of the author (that will always and forever be Feral Sins). I don't get why every author these days makes all their main female character so damn powerful that it makes it too unrealistic even in a fantasy world (for me). I just want my men all powerful in my BOOKS (not in real world, guys), but in the books I read, I want the main male to be the one who everyone fears and who has no equal and so forth. Perhaps that makes me petty or not supporting of female characters, but that just how I want it in the BOOKS I read.
Like Kate Daniels is the perfect female character; she's incredible powerful, even more powerful than Curran, but it's written right in a way that doesn't make Curran look weak in order to make her look powerful, or more powerful. Also I have to say that I struggled a bit with the giggling parts. It's just something I picture little girls doing, not grown male vampires or the Grand High Master... ( “Oh God. Another shudder began to crest. I tried holding it back but a tremor still ventured through me. Jared felt it and giggled.” )
The Main Characters:
→ Sam (23, turned vampire at 20), a Sventé vampire. She's a Feeder: feeds on the energy around you; absorb it and control it. Can shape the energy into lots of different weapons. Bolts, beams, balls, whip. Feeding on energy means that you can tap into the natural energies: the classical elements; air, water, fire and earth. Feeders are very rare. Most go crazy and die after a few years because all the energy overwhelms them. The gift has only ever run through Pagori bloodlines before Sam, which means that not only are she the first female Feeder, she's the first Sventé Feeder. Sam has tremendous control.
→ Commander Jared Michaels (18 years as a vampire, 24 years as a human), a Pagori Master vampire. His natural gift is electrokinesis, but Antonio has the power to pass on gifts. Twice he singled Jared out to receive two others as rewards: teleportion and telepathy (communication using his mind but cannot read thoughts). Jared is Antonio's Hair. Out of hundreds, he made Jared his Heir six years ago. He and Sam will be commanding the new squad of ten that replaced the old squad of the Grand High Master, that was recently annihilated.
Vampire breeds:
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The recruits:
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Other Characters:
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Quick basic facts:
Genre: - (Adult) Paranormal Romance (M/F).
Series: - Series, Book One.
Love triangle? -
Cheating? -
HEA? -
Favorite character? - Jared Michaels, I think. He's hot in bed.
Would I read more by this author/or of series? - Yes.
Would I recommend this book/series? - Sure, I guess.
Will I read this again in the future? - Unsure now...
New Rating - 3 stars.
Re-read: 14.08.2016
Still awesome. I love Sam and Jared. And I really love it when Jared called Sam baby. I don't know why, but it just gets me...
Rating - 4 stars.
October 17, 2013
4 Sexist Stars
It's official, Suzanne Wright writes the absolute best female leads!
Sam is smart, mouthy, strong, mouthy, level-headed, did I mention she is mouthy? Loved her!!
Sam is a Svente vampire. These vampires are more human like than the Pagoris (known for their super strength) and Kejas (known for their hypnotic beauty). All vampires have gifts. Sam's gift is she is a Feeder. She can feed on the energy surrounding her, absorb it and control it. She can also take gifts from other vampires temporarily. This is very unusual her a Svente.
She is recruited to fight for the Grand High Master. Her Sire is a complete jerk so she decides to go so she can get away from him. This is where she meets Commander Jared Michaels.
"Female or not, I reckon I've got bigger balls than you have." ~Sam
She is chosen to held Jared to train and lead a new squad. He doesn't think he needs a Svente female to help him and he isn't shy about letting her know this. Despite him being a sexist twat (Sam's words), he wants her more than he has ever wanted anything. She isn't one of the many females that will just fall into bed with him whenever he wants, he has to work for her.
"...I can't wait to hear that husky voice you've got calling out my name." ~Jared
Jared slowly breaks down the walls around Sam, but as soon as he does, he goes and says some stupid crap (totally male) and screws it up. There is a battle coming and Jared is scared for Sam as she will be on the front line with him. She sees him not wanting her there as a betrayal. He sees it as wanting to keep her safe as the thought of losing her is too much for him. Can they find a middle ground?
"Promise me you won't go back into that state of denial again." ~Jared
"No more denial. It's too late for that now anyway." ~Sam
I can't wait to get started on the second book (there is no cliffy in this one) as we continue to find out more of Sam and Jared's journey together.
It's official, Suzanne Wright writes the absolute best female leads!
Sam is smart, mouthy, strong, mouthy, level-headed, did I mention she is mouthy? Loved her!!
Sam is a Svente vampire. These vampires are more human like than the Pagoris (known for their super strength) and Kejas (known for their hypnotic beauty). All vampires have gifts. Sam's gift is she is a Feeder. She can feed on the energy surrounding her, absorb it and control it. She can also take gifts from other vampires temporarily. This is very unusual her a Svente.
She is recruited to fight for the Grand High Master. Her Sire is a complete jerk so she decides to go so she can get away from him. This is where she meets Commander Jared Michaels.
"Female or not, I reckon I've got bigger balls than you have." ~Sam
She is chosen to held Jared to train and lead a new squad. He doesn't think he needs a Svente female to help him and he isn't shy about letting her know this. Despite him being a sexist twat (Sam's words), he wants her more than he has ever wanted anything. She isn't one of the many females that will just fall into bed with him whenever he wants, he has to work for her.
"...I can't wait to hear that husky voice you've got calling out my name." ~Jared
Jared slowly breaks down the walls around Sam, but as soon as he does, he goes and says some stupid crap (totally male) and screws it up. There is a battle coming and Jared is scared for Sam as she will be on the front line with him. She sees him not wanting her there as a betrayal. He sees it as wanting to keep her safe as the thought of losing her is too much for him. Can they find a middle ground?
"Promise me you won't go back into that state of denial again." ~Jared
"No more denial. It's too late for that now anyway." ~Sam
I can't wait to get started on the second book (there is no cliffy in this one) as we continue to find out more of Sam and Jared's journey together.
February 6, 2014
4 Delicious Sventé Bites Induced Orgasms
My Jared
My Sam
*** This definitely was a delicious and fun paranormal read. It focuses a bit more on action and paranormal aspect with a side of paranormal romance/steam. If it is for you proceed to read it you won't be sorry as I have yet to be disappointed by S. Wright's stuff. ***
Sam Parker is a Sventé vampire who is offered a chance at being a part of The Grand High Master's personal army/legion. She jumps at that chance as it would help her get away from her asshole Sire who, because of her unique ability, uses her as his assassin and worst of all consort.
She arrives at a private island in Carribean among many other recruits and passes all her tests with flying colors all because of her breed and the fact that is a female according to a beautiful Heir to the The Grand High Master and Commander and simply a beautiful Keja Vampire - Jared Michael.
“So you’re prejudiced against women, young vampires, and against another breed of vampire. I bet you’re a delight to have around.”
However, The Grand High Master - Antonio - himself picks her to be a co-captain of training a new legion with James. Of course his male pride is hurt on top of her beating his ass at combat. In order to survive each other and prepare for an oncoming attack on Antonio they must buck up and help train the recruits in time for the attack.
How could you be attracted to someone who made you so pissed off that you’d considered burning their balls with a lighter?
Oooh sparks fly as Jared can't stay away from Sam and Sam trying to fight to keep Jared away. Yet all of it soooo unsuccessful as they eye fuck each other to teach and can't stop kissing each other. They grow and break their habits... in time to stand strong TOGETHER for the big fight.
Hot stuff that had me drooling BIG TIME:
“And never has anyone left me straight after sex.”
“Oh but it’s okay when blokes do it.”
“I’m not doing it. I believe you were warned about the ‘over and over and over again’ part. Oh and never has anyone run from me before.”
Shit, the crazy bitch had bit my cock. I was a vamp so sure I liked to be bit, but my dick: Hell no. But then her Sventé saliva got to work in my system as she continued to suck and, Holy Mary Mother of God, I thought my entire cock would explode.
“Oh fuck yeah.”
“If I do say no…will you strap me to the bed for longer than a month?” My smile mirrored hers.
“You’ll leave me no choice but to have to. And then, of course, I’ll have to spank your ass, bite your nipples, and tease your clit with my tongue until you change your mind.”
“Then the answer is definitely a resounding no.”
“Note that I’ll also be giving it to you up the -”
“Bro, we can hear you over here,” whined Evan. “Those are visuals I could live without.”
And why did the idea of her in danger make me feel ill inside? For the same reason that the idea of her in danger scared the crap out of me: I loved the crazy bitch.
I love that Sam is a super strong female character and holds her own when everything is against her. I applaud you Suzanne!
March 10, 2021
RE-READ
March 8th, 2021
And yes, it's still that good, for me...
June 18th, 2017.
I love Suzanne Wright's imagination, humor and a perfect set of main and secondary characters to hold every aspect of a brilliantly interesting suspenseful plot filled with action, bickering, banter, thrill and tension...just in the right moment, just for the perfect imaginary set of display...
If you are looking for a fantasy thrill with smart, strong and feisty vampire heroine, that can take on an arrogant, smug and dominant alpha to change his perfectives and further actions...than this is a perfect read for you!
oh la la...definitely a 5 star read
I only have words of praise...
and what will I do next...
hell, join this crazy ride...
March 8th, 2021
And yes, it's still that good, for me...
June 18th, 2017.
I love Suzanne Wright's imagination, humor and a perfect set of main and secondary characters to hold every aspect of a brilliantly interesting suspenseful plot filled with action, bickering, banter, thrill and tension...just in the right moment, just for the perfect imaginary set of display...
If you are looking for a fantasy thrill with smart, strong and feisty vampire heroine, that can take on an arrogant, smug and dominant alpha to change his perfectives and further actions...than this is a perfect read for you!
oh la la...definitely a 5 star read
I only have words of praise...
and what will I do next...
hell, join this crazy ride...
June 22, 2013
Giggling. It is a word I now cringe to see on the page. Everybody giggles in this book. Laughing and chuckling do not exist. Every time a strong male character, or even the lead herself, started giggling I was completely pulled out of the book. In real life giggling is annoying, I think on the page it's only made more annoying. Don't even get me started on some of the other grammatical errors.
Yes, this book made me laugh. No, the plot was not engaging. The male lead, Jake, was horrible. He is a sexist prick and up to the point that I read to he doesn't get over it. The strong female lead justifies his action. The excuse that he's a man in power and is just enjoying the perks of those powers does not cut it. He treats his three concubines horribly! He doesn't treat them like humans, but possessions. Even after he develops and admits his feelings for Sam he's still sexist. Jake never truly makes the revelation that the way he acts towards woman is wrong, even after he gets his HEA with Sam.
Sam is a strong female and the character that is being built does not fit the stupidity that leaps out and slaps the readers. She doesn't want to be a possession anymore, but she lusts after Jake immediately even after she realizes he’s a sexist jerk. My understanding is that there love makes her accept Jake's over bearing personality, possessiveness, and all that annoying stuff. But I didn't feel it.
The book is rough, and I'm beyond disappointed by all the positive reviews. Even if the story was brilliant, the writing would have pulled it down. Here Be Sexist Vampires tries too hard. The few laughs were great, but the story was frustrating.
Sexual Content: The majority of the book has no sex scenes. There’s plenty of sexual humor abound. A few sites have this labeled under erotica, to me it reads like a PNR. The most mild erotica I have ever read.
1/5- I couldn't finish it or wish I hadn't
Originally reviewed at Book Whispers.
Yes, this book made me laugh. No, the plot was not engaging. The male lead, Jake, was horrible. He is a sexist prick and up to the point that I read to he doesn't get over it. The strong female lead justifies his action. The excuse that he's a man in power and is just enjoying the perks of those powers does not cut it. He treats his three concubines horribly! He doesn't treat them like humans, but possessions. Even after he develops and admits his feelings for Sam he's still sexist. Jake never truly makes the revelation that the way he acts towards woman is wrong, even after he gets his HEA with Sam.
Sam is a strong female and the character that is being built does not fit the stupidity that leaps out and slaps the readers. She doesn't want to be a possession anymore, but she lusts after Jake immediately even after she realizes he’s a sexist jerk. My understanding is that there love makes her accept Jake's over bearing personality, possessiveness, and all that annoying stuff. But I didn't feel it.
The book is rough, and I'm beyond disappointed by all the positive reviews. Even if the story was brilliant, the writing would have pulled it down. Here Be Sexist Vampires tries too hard. The few laughs were great, but the story was frustrating.
Sexual Content: The majority of the book has no sex scenes. There’s plenty of sexual humor abound. A few sites have this labeled under erotica, to me it reads like a PNR. The most mild erotica I have ever read.
1/5- I couldn't finish it or wish I hadn't
Originally reviewed at Book Whispers.
December 31, 2012
Ho.
Lee.
Shit.
I.JUST.FOUND.A.PERFECT.LITTLE.JEWEL.
It was concise, to-the-point, gripping, thrilling, and entertaining as hell.:D
A vampire race with powerful gifts, preparing for the imminent battle.
A strong-willed heroine, set on proving herself against the prejudice of her own race.
A commander antagonizing and driving her nuts.
A laughing-out-loud, crazy-as-hell adventurous, sexually charged experience merged with the telltale signs of romance.
Lee.
Shit.
I.JUST.FOUND.A.PERFECT.LITTLE.JEWEL.
It was concise, to-the-point, gripping, thrilling, and entertaining as hell.:D
A vampire race with powerful gifts, preparing for the imminent battle.
A strong-willed heroine, set on proving herself against the prejudice of her own race.
A commander antagonizing and driving her nuts.
A laughing-out-loud, crazy-as-hell adventurous, sexually charged experience merged with the telltale signs of romance.
Jared: God I loved this woman: this very crazy, borderline-homicidal-on second thought, scrap the borderline- woman.
Sam:And as for Jared..well I loved that sexist twat just because.
May 20, 2022
Suzanne Wright and Vampires! Need I say more?
May 2022 Re-read via audiobook
This story was told in dual points of view and narrated by Justine Eyre and P.J. Ochlan. They did a great job at narration, Justine Eyre has a British accent which fit well with the character while P.J. spoke in an American accent for Jared, but did the British thing for a few other characters. They both have extremely pleasant voices and I got “in” to the story right away and it was every bit as good as the first time I read the book.
Though I do like it best when the male always does the male parts and female always does the female parts no matter whose POV the chapter was in, that wasn’t the way this one was done, otherwise this was a terrific audiobook and I plan to listen to more of this series.
Feb. 2019 - 1st read
Badass Vampire Chick meets sexist Vampire! There are three races of Vampires and two of them are elite while one is looked at as lower class. Samantha is one of the Svente vampires that are generally looked down upon, but her vampire gift is one that is rare and usually only ever seen in Pagori Vampires which are the highest class.
Sam is invited to the island by the High Grand Master Vampire to test to be in one of his security squads and she finds out that not only is she the first Svente Vampire to try out, but also the first woman. Though she will do almost anything to get away from her brutal sire.
The test is three trials and the main commander that is rating the participants is heir to the High Grand Masters throne, Jared Michaels. He already told her she should just walk away before she embarrasses herself.
Sam is attracted to Jarred from the start, and he is attracted to her. Though he already has three consorts, he wouldn’t mind adding her as an additional one. Of course Sam refuses to be a consort and Jared just can’t understand why since he is a sexist pig.
The story is Sam being completely badass and proving she is not only his equal, but so much better until he finally sees things clearly. She never backs down, which is what I really like. Plus I do like it when misogynistic jerks finally figure it out and start behaving like they have a clue.
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May 2022 Re-read via audiobook
This story was told in dual points of view and narrated by Justine Eyre and P.J. Ochlan. They did a great job at narration, Justine Eyre has a British accent which fit well with the character while P.J. spoke in an American accent for Jared, but did the British thing for a few other characters. They both have extremely pleasant voices and I got “in” to the story right away and it was every bit as good as the first time I read the book.
Though I do like it best when the male always does the male parts and female always does the female parts no matter whose POV the chapter was in, that wasn’t the way this one was done, otherwise this was a terrific audiobook and I plan to listen to more of this series.
Feb. 2019 - 1st read
Badass Vampire Chick meets sexist Vampire! There are three races of Vampires and two of them are elite while one is looked at as lower class. Samantha is one of the Svente vampires that are generally looked down upon, but her vampire gift is one that is rare and usually only ever seen in Pagori Vampires which are the highest class.
Sam is invited to the island by the High Grand Master Vampire to test to be in one of his security squads and she finds out that not only is she the first Svente Vampire to try out, but also the first woman. Though she will do almost anything to get away from her brutal sire.
The test is three trials and the main commander that is rating the participants is heir to the High Grand Masters throne, Jared Michaels. He already told her she should just walk away before she embarrasses herself.
Sam is attracted to Jarred from the start, and he is attracted to her. Though he already has three consorts, he wouldn’t mind adding her as an additional one. Of course Sam refuses to be a consort and Jared just can’t understand why since he is a sexist pig.
Just then, Antonio entered with his two guards, Pit Bulls. Behind them were Sebastian and a strange, tall Keja with long white-grey hair and a matching long beard. That’s Luther, Jared informed me. He’s Antonio’s Advisor. Someone should tell him that he’s not living in the film Lord of the Rings. Jared coughed to hide his chuckle.
The story is Sam being completely badass and proving she is not only his equal, but so much better until he finally sees things clearly. She never backs down, which is what I really like. Plus I do like it when misogynistic jerks finally figure it out and start behaving like they have a clue.
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June 8, 2020
Actual Rating 2.5 stars
Meh, it's ok.
I found the main characters thoughts and feelings a bit contradictory and nonsensical, so it is not a surprise that the romance did not reach me at all. In addition, I didn't find the characters likable and the male protagonist put me off.
The aspects of the story revolving other characters were, at times, tiresome and overly detailed. Likewise, the relationship between some of the characters and their actions felt generally unrealistic.
The vampire side of things was feeble and lame. Very unsatisfying if you are a vampire lover like me, and you are looking for substance in the topic instead of having it as an add-on.
Finally, even though the female protagonist complained about the sexism of the males in the book, she herself made some sexist comments, which bothers me greatly since it reflects a lack of actual understanding of what sexism really entails from the character/author who is championing equality here. Disappointing really, but I guess the effort is appreciated and much better than nothing. I would add that the background mentality in romantic/sexual relationships reflected here is not what I would personally consider consistent, reasonable and generally healthy.
Overall, it feels cliché and even reminiscent at times of Twilight.
Meh, it's ok.
I found the main characters thoughts and feelings a bit contradictory and nonsensical, so it is not a surprise that the romance did not reach me at all. In addition, I didn't find the characters likable and the male protagonist put me off.
The aspects of the story revolving other characters were, at times, tiresome and overly detailed. Likewise, the relationship between some of the characters and their actions felt generally unrealistic.
The vampire side of things was feeble and lame. Very unsatisfying if you are a vampire lover like me, and you are looking for substance in the topic instead of having it as an add-on.
Finally, even though the female protagonist complained about the sexism of the males in the book, she herself made some sexist comments, which bothers me greatly since it reflects a lack of actual understanding of what sexism really entails from the character/author who is championing equality here. Disappointing really, but I guess the effort is appreciated and much better than nothing. I would add that the background mentality in romantic/sexual relationships reflected here is not what I would personally consider consistent, reasonable and generally healthy.
Overall, it feels cliché and even reminiscent at times of Twilight.
June 11, 2012
I enjoyed this book - nice storyline, great characters (especially Sam!) and full of humour.
However, I will say that the experience was marred a little bit by a few things.
There were a few little mistakes scattered throughout the book which didn't bother me overmuch, but the repeated use of 'seen' instead of 'seeing' (as in, 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' or 'seen that' instead of 'seeing that so and so') was a bit distracting.
I also wished that the characters weren't constantly described as giggling. Fair enough once or twice, but reading about the gorgeous, tough manly vampires giggling all the time kind of wrecked the image for me - a laugh, yes; a giggle, no. It seemed as though the characters mainly alternated between giggling or glaring, which I thought was used out of context a few times too. I associate glaring with anger or annoyance, but they were described as glaring at each other with a different kind of emotion a couple of times.
A little more polishing and this book would be 4 stars for me, but on the whole a nice funny read. I'll definitely be reading any future books that come out.
However, I will say that the experience was marred a little bit by a few things.
There were a few little mistakes scattered throughout the book which didn't bother me overmuch, but the repeated use of 'seen' instead of 'seeing' (as in, 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' or 'seen that' instead of 'seeing that so and so') was a bit distracting.
I also wished that the characters weren't constantly described as giggling. Fair enough once or twice, but reading about the gorgeous, tough manly vampires giggling all the time kind of wrecked the image for me - a laugh, yes; a giggle, no. It seemed as though the characters mainly alternated between giggling or glaring, which I thought was used out of context a few times too. I associate glaring with anger or annoyance, but they were described as glaring at each other with a different kind of emotion a couple of times.
A little more polishing and this book would be 4 stars for me, but on the whole a nice funny read. I'll definitely be reading any future books that come out.
August 22, 2016
5 fantastic stars
I F-LOVED this book. It's x-men meets vampires, superpowers and all. And it's a series too..
The heroine was kick-ass, sassy and took no nonsense from the hot, arrogant, sexist hero!
Loved this couple, loved the banter and this story had the best action.
A DEFINITE RECOMMENDATION!
I F-LOVED this book. It's x-men meets vampires, superpowers and all. And it's a series too..
The heroine was kick-ass, sassy and took no nonsense from the hot, arrogant, sexist hero!
Loved this couple, loved the banter and this story had the best action.
A DEFINITE RECOMMENDATION!
July 28, 2023
When Sam Parker was turned into a vampire, she did not realize her life would take a dramatic turn. As a consort/assassin for the last three years for her vile maker, Sam just tries to get by on a daily basis looking for an out. That out comes in the form of a mind changing offer, try out for the Grand High Masters Vampire Army. It is a rare offer especially for a woman, but Sam's gifts are unprecedented and would be a huge asset to the Army.
Of course when she meets Commander and heir to the Grand Master, Jarod, he makes his intent clear she is perfectly suited as a..consort and the sooner she comes to his bed the quicker she can go back to her life. Sam though has other ideas, including whipping his ass for his sexist behavior. The challenge is set and when Jarod is told Sam will not be his trainee rather his co-worker, all bets are off the temperamental vixen has Jarod determined to make her is, but she won't settle to be treated as a piece of meat in his harem.
Absolutely one of the funnest vampire stories I have read in a long time, Sam is a kick in the pants and tough to boot. She completely keeps Jarod off guard and he struggles, boy does he struggle with his arrogant demeanor. Definitely reread worthy.
Of course when she meets Commander and heir to the Grand Master, Jarod, he makes his intent clear she is perfectly suited as a..consort and the sooner she comes to his bed the quicker she can go back to her life. Sam though has other ideas, including whipping his ass for his sexist behavior. The challenge is set and when Jarod is told Sam will not be his trainee rather his co-worker, all bets are off the temperamental vixen has Jarod determined to make her is, but she won't settle to be treated as a piece of meat in his harem.
Absolutely one of the funnest vampire stories I have read in a long time, Sam is a kick in the pants and tough to boot. She completely keeps Jarod off guard and he struggles, boy does he struggle with his arrogant demeanor. Definitely reread worthy.
June 10, 2013
I frankly cannot imagine why people are giving this book such high marks. The premise of the plot is very good, but the execution is incredibly juvenile (and I love a good YA book, too!). The book is full of errors and inconsistencies. Worst of all is that the heroine is a raging b!tch - not sympathetic at ALL. As a brief example, when she meets the grand pooh-bah of vampires, she immediately spouts off to him like a spoiled teenager might and shows zero respect for his apparent authority. I love a strong main character (a la the Night Huntress series), but this chick was just obnoxious and irritating. The book reads very much like a teenager's first stab at writing a book. Zero depth, zero meaningful character development and zero witty dialog. One of the worst I have read in many years.
February 19, 2021
I listened to the audiobook, and this is the first time the male narrator plucked my nerves. I usually have problems with the female. Since I will most likely continue with the series, I am hoping his voice will grow on me.
July 18, 2013
A few weeks ago I was spoiling a book… I was having very much fun… my friend Iva a little less! *wink*
So she said she’ll forgive my bad behaviour if I read this book.
Since I really want her forgiveness I’ve read it and … SHE WAS RIGHT!!!
This book is really, really good!!!
I thought that this would be a usual vampire book, but it was not!
Here the vampires are like super-heroes in Marvel’s comics.
Sam, the heroine, is awesome! She’s strong, she’s sassy, she’s smart and she’s hilarious!
“God, give me strength,” I begged as I looked upwards. “I’m bored with Question Time now, Dickson.”
“It’s Dawson.”
“I know.”
As soon as she appeared and confronted Jared, the hero, I loved her! She’s so confident and she wouldn’t allow anyone to stomp on her for any reason! Obviously, having a job as the firs woman Commander, she has to fight and prove to everybody that she’s capable and she does a great job! She’s devious and she manages to become a fantastic commander! Great!!!
We know right from the start that she’s attracted to Jared. She doesn’t negate it, but she fights it for all the good reasons: she doesn’t want to be his possession. She want to be respected.
Jared is a spoilt boy. He’s the Heir and he wallows in his role.
“Tell me you’re not here hoping to try for a place in the legion.” When I didn’t say anything he laughed. “Let me give you some advice: run along home.”
“Why? Because I’m a girl?”
“Yes.”
What an arrogant little sod. I folded my arms across my chest and snorted. “Are you for real?”
“Listen, this isn’t a cheerleading squad. You don’t get points for being pretty. It’s some serious shit which is why a girl has never been accepted, and never will be. There’s no place for a female in the legion.”
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I had my ass kicked. I had my ass kicked by a Sventé vampire. I had my ass kicked by a woman. The guys would never let me live this down.
Every female is at his feet and he doesn’t understand why Sam is not among them. She confuses him and challenges him. Obviously, that is what make him notice her. His attraction grows and grows until it just snaps. But still he doesn’t get that Sam is not a simple female: she’s his equal, but he doesn’t want to acknowledge it. So he pursues her, he teases her, he challenges her authority as Commander. But Sam is strong: fighting fair she just confuses him more. Bit by bit Sam makes him understand her and it happens slowly until Jared is so deep in love with her that when he realizes it he’s shocked and elated in the same time!
The dialogue, the secondary characters, the action, the fun moments, the heat and the sex are great! I love the tone of voice of the whole book. It was so fun and easy to read. Very refreshing!
So, if you want a vampire book with a different twist, you must read this one, you’ll not regret it! :D
So she said she’ll forgive my bad behaviour if I read this book.
Since I really want her forgiveness I’ve read it and … SHE WAS RIGHT!!!
This book is really, really good!!!
I thought that this would be a usual vampire book, but it was not!
Here the vampires are like super-heroes in Marvel’s comics.
Sam, the heroine, is awesome! She’s strong, she’s sassy, she’s smart and she’s hilarious!
“God, give me strength,” I begged as I looked upwards. “I’m bored with Question Time now, Dickson.”
“It’s Dawson.”
“I know.”
As soon as she appeared and confronted Jared, the hero, I loved her! She’s so confident and she wouldn’t allow anyone to stomp on her for any reason! Obviously, having a job as the firs woman Commander, she has to fight and prove to everybody that she’s capable and she does a great job! She’s devious and she manages to become a fantastic commander! Great!!!
We know right from the start that she’s attracted to Jared. She doesn’t negate it, but she fights it for all the good reasons: she doesn’t want to be his possession. She want to be respected.
Jared is a spoilt boy. He’s the Heir and he wallows in his role.
“Tell me you’re not here hoping to try for a place in the legion.” When I didn’t say anything he laughed. “Let me give you some advice: run along home.”
“Why? Because I’m a girl?”
“Yes.”
What an arrogant little sod. I folded my arms across my chest and snorted. “Are you for real?”
“Listen, this isn’t a cheerleading squad. You don’t get points for being pretty. It’s some serious shit which is why a girl has never been accepted, and never will be. There’s no place for a female in the legion.”
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I had my ass kicked. I had my ass kicked by a Sventé vampire. I had my ass kicked by a woman. The guys would never let me live this down.
Every female is at his feet and he doesn’t understand why Sam is not among them. She confuses him and challenges him. Obviously, that is what make him notice her. His attraction grows and grows until it just snaps. But still he doesn’t get that Sam is not a simple female: she’s his equal, but he doesn’t want to acknowledge it. So he pursues her, he teases her, he challenges her authority as Commander. But Sam is strong: fighting fair she just confuses him more. Bit by bit Sam makes him understand her and it happens slowly until Jared is so deep in love with her that when he realizes it he’s shocked and elated in the same time!
The dialogue, the secondary characters, the action, the fun moments, the heat and the sex are great! I love the tone of voice of the whole book. It was so fun and easy to read. Very refreshing!
So, if you want a vampire book with a different twist, you must read this one, you’ll not regret it! :D
August 1, 2017
Read 18th July 2015 - 5 Stars
Reread 09th October - still 5 Stars.
This is the second time that Ms. Wright has got me out of my book funk. Ms. Wright is my go to author if I need a pick me up and I got this with Sam & Jared.
This isn’t your standard vampire series. It’s better. Much better, fucking brilliant. Sleep is really overrated if you ask me. Could. Not. Put. It. Down. 5 homicidal stars.
There are three different types of vampires. The Sventé; who are the most human and not as strong as the other two breeds. The Keja: alluring but in the middle of the chain food system and the Pagori, strong, arrogant and full of themselves. Each vampire has a gift and it can be offensive or defensive.
Sam Parker lives in London, she is a Brit and character wise she is my kind of girl. She is strong, blunt and hilarious to be around. She is oi this and bollocks that. She has been invited to try out for a position of the legion for the grand high master, Antonio. She has been used by her sire, Viktor. I don’t feel sorry for the bastard. She wants a better life and goes for it. Things that are in her way? A sexist vampire who is entirely too hot for his own good.
Her first encounter with Jared Michaels doesn’t go that well. Yes, he is hot but he is also a chauvinistic, sexist, condescending prick. At the try outs she succeeds with flying colors and even puts pretty boy on his arse.
Sam is a feeder and I love what she does with her powers-Jared is to be the next heir and lives a life of loneliness even with his three consorts. Man whore ahead! But he changes his ways more and even before Sam.
Jared denies her a place within the legion but Antonio has the last word and makes her co-commander. Jared is pissed. Although they don’t like each other they want each other and they have serious chemistry.
They slowly start to work out their differences. And develop a deep connection. I would go as far as to say that Jared is smitten with Sam.
“God, I loved this woman: this very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman.”
The banter and chemistry was great.
“Jared’s lips were suddenly at my ear. “The only vampire who’ll be manhandling you tonight is me.”
“If I let you.”
“You get such satisfaction out of teasing me, don’t you?”
“I still maintain that you like it.”
Fabulous read. One click it and read it.
Reread 09th October - still 5 Stars.
This is the second time that Ms. Wright has got me out of my book funk. Ms. Wright is my go to author if I need a pick me up and I got this with Sam & Jared.
This isn’t your standard vampire series. It’s better. Much better, fucking brilliant. Sleep is really overrated if you ask me. Could. Not. Put. It. Down. 5 homicidal stars.
There are three different types of vampires. The Sventé; who are the most human and not as strong as the other two breeds. The Keja: alluring but in the middle of the chain food system and the Pagori, strong, arrogant and full of themselves. Each vampire has a gift and it can be offensive or defensive.
Sam Parker lives in London, she is a Brit and character wise she is my kind of girl. She is strong, blunt and hilarious to be around. She is oi this and bollocks that. She has been invited to try out for a position of the legion for the grand high master, Antonio. She has been used by her sire, Viktor. I don’t feel sorry for the bastard. She wants a better life and goes for it. Things that are in her way? A sexist vampire who is entirely too hot for his own good.
Her first encounter with Jared Michaels doesn’t go that well. Yes, he is hot but he is also a chauvinistic, sexist, condescending prick. At the try outs she succeeds with flying colors and even puts pretty boy on his arse.
Sam is a feeder and I love what she does with her powers-Jared is to be the next heir and lives a life of loneliness even with his three consorts. Man whore ahead! But he changes his ways more and even before Sam.
Jared denies her a place within the legion but Antonio has the last word and makes her co-commander. Jared is pissed. Although they don’t like each other they want each other and they have serious chemistry.
They slowly start to work out their differences. And develop a deep connection. I would go as far as to say that Jared is smitten with Sam.
“God, I loved this woman: this very crazy, borderline-homicidal – on second thought, scrap the borderline – woman.”
The banter and chemistry was great.
“Jared’s lips were suddenly at my ear. “The only vampire who’ll be manhandling you tonight is me.”
“If I let you.”
“You get such satisfaction out of teasing me, don’t you?”
“I still maintain that you like it.”
Fabulous read. One click it and read it.
December 16, 2012
WOW! I simply could not put this down.. the chemistry between Sam and Jared was scorching and their back and forth banter and ass kicking was all a bunch of serious foreplay... Sam is one super kick ass vamp and she takes no shit off of anyone.. she's beautiful, tough, but also with a soft sexy side. Jared is an extreamly hot dickhead who knows exactly how to push Sam's buttons.. and whoa.. does he press her buttons. Sam and Jared knew their feelings for each other for most of the book and didnt deny it but they didnt really hook up till around 70% but it was worth the wait. The chemistry and lead up to it was awesome and I never felt like I was missing out on something. And once they did get together.. whew! Hottest Vamp sex ever. Lets just say that one of Jareds powers is that he can produce electricity through his fingertips.. and he used that power on Sam in some very VERY hot ways.. dang.. I dont even smoke and felt like I needed a cigarette after they hooked up. This is th 3rd book I've read by Suzanne Wright and each one has been beter than the last.. All of them have been amazing though. This one is my favorite. Its a MUST READ as far as I'm concerned. She is officailly on my MUST READ list.
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