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Out of sight, out of their It's a school-trip splatter fest and completely not cool when the other kids in her class go all braindead on new girl Bobby. The day of the ski trip, when the bus comes to a stop at a roadside restaurant, everyone gets off and heads in for lunch. Everyone, that is, except Bobby, the new girl, who stays behind with rebel-without-a-clue Smitty. Then hours pass. Snow piles up. Sun goes down. Bobby and Smitty start to flirt. Start to stress. Till finally they see the other kids stumbling back. But they've changed. And not in a good way. Straight up, they're zombies. So the wheels on the bus better go round and round freakin' fast, because that's the only thing keeping Bobby and Smitty from becoming their classmates' next meal. It's kill or be killed in these hunger games, heads are gonna roll, and homework is most definitely gonna be late.Combining the chill of THE SHINING, the thrill ride of SPEED, the humor of SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and the angst of THE BREAKFAST CLUB, Kirsty McKay's UNDEAD is a bloody mad mash-up, a school-trip splatter-fest, a funny, gory, frighteningly good debut!

263 pages, Hardcover

First published September 1, 2011

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1,006 reviews6,596 followers
July 1, 2013
What started off as a laugh-out-loud funny zombie book/parody, ends up losing its flair about half way through, when the humor turns from funny to exhausting. I can see this book garnering a certain fan base, especially those who get a kick out of B-rated horror films and parodies. To me it was just too… dumb. This book was dumb. I can't lie.

When a school-trip zombifies, Bobby and a couple other fortunate classmates who are still alive, are trying to escape their friends who suddenly want to eat their faces. This book is definitely meant to be funny, even bizarre, and I did laugh quite a bit, especially at the beginning when Bobby's sense of humor makes the best of things. I knew before going in that it wasn't a serious zombie novel, I mean, just look at this cover, what I didn't expect was the extent to which it would get ridiculous. I wanted to lay off the funny just a notch, and get some good story building at the very least to give the humor something to hang on to. For the most part, we go back and forth with no real goal or significance in the story, causing me to get restless and jittery, and eventually lethargic. The book zombiefied me! Bravo! Finally, when the plot got some traction, I was too anxious to get the book over with to enjoy the story developments that followed.

There are a lot of characters that come into play in this novel. Bobby being the narrator, we obviously get to know her the most. I did like her, but I also got irritated by her more than I can count, mostly because of her annoyingly flippant attitude about the situation. What I did like was her determination and take-charge attitude. She's not one that needs a hand to hold. Along with Bobby, we meet a slew of "survivors" that I can't say are very memorable. When a name was mentioned, I kept having to do a mental-check to recall who they were. This is the type of characterization that you come to expect from horror films, but in a book I like to get distinct personalities that I can get to know and care about, at least to some extent.

Also, for the love of god, zombies are called zombies, not zoms. *cries*

Will I tell you not to read this book? Not at all. It has tons of humor that ranges from hilarious to stupid to just plain ridiculous that I'm sure some people will enjoy. It will probably even gain its own cult following. But if you're looking for any type of substance other than mindless entertainment, walk away, and let us never speak of this again.

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An advance copy was provided by the publisher for review.

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2,268 reviews922 followers
December 4, 2013
Undead was a heart-pounding, action-packed, zombie tale that took off and never stopped! I dare you to catch your breath while reading it!

Bobby is on her way home from the school-trip from hell (little does she know! Haha!). The school bus has stopped at the “Cheery Chomp” café (great name for a zombie tale) so they can all get off and have lunch. Bobby, being the new girl and class outcast, is tired of the mean-girls, and decides to stay on the bus. Her are her ominous opening words: “I would rather die than face them all again. Die horribly. In a messy, fleshy, blood ’n’ guts kind of way. It is a total no-brainer.”*

Stuck on the bus with her is the rebel-without-a-cause, complete with inky black hair and leather jacket, Smitty. He’s been busted by one of the teachers for buying smokes and vodka with a fake ID. But the teacher can’t deprive him of food, so Mr. Taylor makes his way to the café to grab a sandwich for him. This leaves the bus driver, Smitty, and Bobby to wait while everyone eats. Within no time, Alice or Malice, as Smitty calls her, runs back to the bus in a panic. It seems when she came out of the restroom, the whole class, including Mr. Taylor, was dead as doornails. Well, at least for the time being……

Robby was the perfect heroine for this tale, the ordinary girl stuck in extraordinary circumstances rising to every challenge with courage. A zombie uprising brings out the best in this girl. I instantly loved Bobby from the beginning with her snarky and humorous internal commentary that had me laughing throughout the story. Smitty is all kinds of fun, and full of hilarious one-liners. He is the hero to Bobby’s heroine, and between the beheadings and vomit, there’s a sweet little romance brewing. There’s Pete, the class geek and brain who manages to survive somehow. And the last of this mismatched quartet is Alice, the gloriously shallow mean-girl who manages to still have her lip gloss and mascara carefully applied in all the chaos. This beauty of a quote comes from her: “It’s such a nightmare!” Alice cries. “They want to kill us!” Her eyes narrow. “And Shanika’s got my CoutureCandy bag, the bitch!” she says to the driver. “Run them over!”* Kirsty McKay’s wickedly wonderful humor is laced throughout.

This story was non-stop action, terror, and ironically, fun. It had my heart pumping from the anticipation of what was around the next dark corner. But this was more than just a mindless romp; there is a mystery behind this outbreak that these four slowly uncover, and it hits close to home for one of them. I totally recommend this story to adrenaline junkies and zombie lovers alike. This ends on sort of a cliffhanger, but not the tear-your-hair-out kind. With that said while I was typing up the review for Undead, I ordered Unfed (Undead #2). I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Thank you to Netgalley and The Chicken House for allowing me to read this.

You can read this review and more at The Readers Den.

*Quotes are taken from an uncorrected proof and may change in the final copy.
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1,520 reviews253 followers
September 25, 2012

How can a ski “school trip from hell” to the snow covered hills of middle of nowhere Scotland get worse? Just add zombies, blood, bitchiness, and conspiracy theories galore! :D

The Undead by Kirsty McKay wastes no time getting to the action. We jump in with both feet right along with our heroes running, swinging, bickering, and armed to the teeth. At a roadside diner just asking for a zombie blood bath, the Cheery Chomper, Bobby witnesses a whole new side to her classmates. Bobby is the new kid in school, an outsider, trying to find her way and perhaps a friend or two when her schoolmates begin zombie-ing out, hunting for bloody bits to nibble and suck on. Instead of cracking the social status bubble of the queen bees, Bobby could end up cracking skulls instead! :) So how does one stay alive and kicking in a moaning, groaning, leg dragging zom world?

Teamwork! I liked Bobby from the very first glare and snarky comment, but humor and wit is nothing without sidekicks to bicker and banter along with. The gang soon forms filled with strong, likeable characters—Pete, Alice, Smitty, and more—each adding a new layer, style and skill to the pile of fun. I loved the whole gang, but Smitty stole the show! This leather-jacket clad hero throws a wicked one-liner, swing, and flirty comment out with such a fun-wink-of the-eye humor, warmth, and charm. He leads alongside Bobby with intelligence and strength. Both willing to allow the other to take the lead and share responsibility. A true gutsy team filled with possibilities. Bobby and Smitty’s chemistry was intimate, sweet, and down right swoon worthy. I loved the slow build up with quick looks, touches, compliments, and jabs. They made me laugh out loud throughout.

“What the--? Smitty doesn’t finish his sentence. The power cuts out, plunging us into darkness. Alice gives another yelp, there’s a thud, and Pete cries out, too. I grab at Smitty, and he at me, and for one horrible, desperately embarrassing second we fly into each other’s arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don’t.”

My absolute favorite part of the group’s chemistry and magic though was the growth and changes along the way. Ms. McKay allows each character to really develop and adapt to the deadly circumstances in their own time and way. The simpering wad of nerves and tears in the corner may not remain curled up and immobile for long. Hell, he or she just might end up kicking some ass!

Now I know I have said this before, but I’ll say it again—I’m a word junkie! I live and breathe off of them. So the language, humor, and words here were a true treat for me. Every page held lines that had me giggling, highlighting, or looking up.

“With knobs on!” or “Going all fruit-loopy now is not going to help.”

Words that jumped out and made me smile—tosser, crumblies, pavement pizza, and flabbergastery. Haha…Love it!

The whole gory, giggle fest was a pure joy to experience! Lightning quick banter, action, and humor propelled this story along with force and fun. But it was the action packed ending that had this horror fan swooning! I could feel the slick, cold fear and tension in my gut. Bloody beautiful! Color me very impressed. A snow covered horror tale brings out my full wattage smile! The splashes of color against the pure, white snow provide such a gruesome image in my head. All my senses jumped to attention with this final confrontation. Twists and turns that had me biting my nails til the end! :D

I highly recommend this dose of horror fun. I had a blast here!

Can’t wait for more!
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152 reviews632 followers
August 30, 2012
Okay... FIRST, I feel it DETRIMENTAL to my very existence to mention the dedication in this book! (which for the record, I rarely notice- but it appears I may have to start paying more attention.)

For John

Gobble, gobble, gobble

Hehe... I feel like this is made of win! I don't know who John is, and I don't know if Kirsty McKay was referring to turkeys or zombies- but I don't care because either way, that's an epic dedication.

Moving on.

Bobby is a super, epic chick of AWESOME... Wrapped in witty sarcastic charm and coated with attitude. I loved her! Can you tell? Is it obvious?

Having recently moved BACK to the UK after spending the last six years in the US, Bobby is feeling very angsty and irritated!
"When we moved to the US six years ago, they thought I sounded as British as the Queen. Now that I'm back in the motherland again, I'm like some weird hybrid, a freako chimera with an ever-changing accent."

It's not helping that she's on the "School Trip from Hell". Which in all reality is a ski trip with all her new classmates before the new school year starts! Yep... That pretty much sounds like the definition of hell to me. But refuge is in sight, as they are FINALLY on their way home!

When the bus stops for lunch at the Cheery Chomper (hehe), Bobby stays on board, unwilling to endure another lunch of solitude and having food tossed at her. Mr. Taylor stays because he's got the flu and Smitty... Because Smitty is trouble. Trouble swathed in leather and complete with a fake ID.
"an ink-haired indie kid in a leather jacket. Rob Smitty: rebel without a pause, freak show, and drop out in the making. But the best snowboarder, definitely. When I first clapped eyes on him, I was convinced he'd be the head of the underage drinking club - and he is - but dude knows how to throw himself down a mountain too. [...] Respect due, in spite of the try-hard guyliner and bad attitude."

See? How freaking E-P-I-C is she? I know right? I LOVED her inner dialog! Smitty gets Mr. Taylor to go get him a sandwich, by cleverly threatening student cruelty and starvation or something... As soon as he's gone Smitty is trying to convince the driver to let them off the bus for some mischief or another when something slaps the windshield... then it comes AGAIN... only this time they see it's unmistakabley a hand- so the bus driver gets out to deal with the teen miscreants messing with his bus!

Then something slams into the back of the bus, dazed and confused- Smitty gets out to see what's going on... What he finds is a puddle of blood and a shrieking figure in a blue coat running toward them!!!!

Alice Hicks BARELY gets on the bus before Smitty locks her out (I'd have locked her out... Not even because she was a hateful witch- but because hands are smacking the windows, bloody streaks marring the snow... Then some crazy, screaming person comes running at me? No thank you. Just sayin.)
"Dead!" she screams. "Everybody's dead!"

HOLY.... OHMYGOD right?!?!

Now, I know I went into a lot of detail there... But I COULDN'T HELP IT! And honestly... I didn't give that much away, according to my kindle- I was only 4% in by this point!

We end up with the new kid, a badboy, a nerd, a pretty princess and a gas station attendant. Quite a band of misfits to survive the apocalypse... But these characters were fantastically portrayed!

While I loved Bobby for her wit, snark and general awesome... I loved Alice's princess-y bi-polar!
"Shanika's [her BFF] got my CoutureCandy bag, the bitch! Drive!" she says to the driver. "Run them over!"

And Pete, the nerd extrordinaire, is convinced they're all being watched and everything that is happening is some elaborate scheme by the government or new world order. Whoever is behind it all has cutoff every means of escape and made it impossible to communicate with the outside world.

Nobody beleives him. They think he's finally cracked.
"This is crazy!" [...]  "Of course there are cameras; they're everywhere these days! But it doesn't mean that they've all been planted to spy on us in the even of a zombie apocalypse!"

Undead by Kirsty McKay was freaking AMAZING from BEGINING TO END! The actual plot wasn't something I NORMALLY get into, but the pure EPICNESS of the characters, the way they interacted and the dialog were enough to keep me reading well into the night and scrambling to grab Undead the next morning! Seriously, I'd read this book again today- just because!


With that, I leave you with more quotes...

"If I die right here, right now, I will be ashamed. What a fail. Struck down and eaten by a bus driver, for crap's sake, in Scotland, on a school trip."




"Just because we can't see jack doesn't mean that Undead Jack and Jillaren't lurking in there with all their friends, ready to Cheerily Chomp on us."




"for one horribly, desperately embarrassing moment we fly into eachother's arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't."




"Manic with a side of Musical Theater." ← and this has become my new tagline... for my LIFE. Just sayin!!!!




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2,060 reviews476 followers
January 11, 2018
Told from the point of view of a young woman named Bobby, a native of the UK who has spent enough time in the USA to mess up her accent and therefore be made fun of by co-students, who is now returning from a school ski trip (a school Bobby has not yet joined, but will shortly since they have just moved back to the UK (they being Bobby and her mother, 'mum', but not dad since dad's dead - though glimpses of him are seen in flashes - ETA: flashes = flashbacks. ETA added because remembered this be a zombie book, dad not zombie).

The book opens with Bobby resting her face against a bus window watching as her classmates head to a café through the snowy-blizzard like conditions to eat some food. She's tired of being near people who make fun of her, had prepared a sandwich for herself before the bus trip started (the bus trip, by the way, to take the kids from the ski location to . . . well, never actually stated). Eventually she's left on the bus with only the bus driver, one of the teachers, and Smitty, a young rebellious man - co-student. Smitty is being forced to remain on the bus due to . . . um, reasons (stuff he did or didn’t do or whatever). He, Smitty, convinces the teacher to go get him a sandwich. Leaving the bus down to the bus driver, Smitty, and Bobby.

Somewhere along the line, either before or after the bus experiences a few bumps, a car slams into the back of the bus. The bus driver exits to investigate. Leaving Bobby and Smitty alone. But not for long, for suddenly one of the more popular girls on the trip, Alice, ends up on the bus, collapsed on the stairs in her skirt (like on the cover of the book – re: cover, Alice is not the main character, who is wearing pants, and neither Alice nor Bobby ever weld an axe (though Smitty does at some point). She’d been yelling at them. Something about all of them being dead and to close the bus doors.

And so, things proceed. The people on the bus gaze at the café through binoculars, see everyone slumped over (everyone they can see). Then Smitty remembers the bus driver is out there somewhere and goes and gets him – only to find him slumped over injured. Alice locks Smitty, the driver, and Bobby out, but the driver revives enough to indicate how to open the door from the outside.

Meanwhile, many attempts are made to make phones and/or radios work. None of the attempts work. Eventually it is decided to attempt to go the gas station. Which is where Gareth and … um, Pete, I think his name is Pete, are added to the small group of people wondering just what is up, what’s going on. Mind I’ve already overlooked the fact that the teacher had returned to the bus at some point, pounded on the door, and wanted in. Many indications, though, were there that the teacher was no longer human. As happens more times than I’d like to see, one of the characters is reluctant to use the Z word, you know, Zombie. But he’d been zombified.

Right, so – everyone but a few school students, and a gas station attendant had been turned into zombies. In their set of resources the kids have everyone’s luggage, and a bus. And no way to contact anyone. And so they wander around attempting to figure out how to save themselves, exploding things, picking up other live humans, getting trapped, escaping, etc. etc. All against the backdrop of some snowy location in Scotland.

Interesting enough zombie book. I suppose the one negative I can immediately note is the part where the author was good at creating teenage characters (as opposed to a bunch of adults in teenage bodies). A negative because . . . well, it’s exhausting reading a bunch of whiny, posing, vicious people interacting and attempting to live. (But then I remember the few scenes I’ve caught here or there from that Walking Dead show and . . . well, heh. Actually, I’m thinking more of the 14 or 15 graphic novels I’d read in that series before the show ever aired, but I have seen a few episodes from that series).

There is a sequel. I’ve no idea what the sequel is about and/or if the same characters are in it. I do not know if I’ll read that sequel.

Rating: 4.15

January 5 2018
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902 reviews266 followers
March 24, 2019
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MY THOUGHTS
I read this book as part of my Cleaning Out My TBR challenge. I originally added this book to my TBR in 2012 and lately, I've been wary about those books on my TBR added in 2012 because my tastes have changed a lot since then and I haven't had a whole lot of luck with them. With this book, I'm glad to say that I actually did enjoy it. It was an entertaining and thrilling read!

Bobby has recently moved back to the UK and what better way to get to know her school classmates than to join them on a ski trip? At least, that's what Bobby's mother thinks. So far, no one seems to want to talk to her and the trip is feeling like hell. On the way back from the trip, their bus stops by a cafe. Bobby decides to stay inside the bus, but her classmates wander off for lunch, with the exception of Smitty, the trouble maker who is told to stay on the bus. Things seem normal until their classmate Alice comes running back to the bus claiming that everyone else is dead and one of their newly dead teachers tried to grab her. This can't be believed until they see for themselves that their classmates and everyone else in the cafe is dead, but is walking towards them. They have to find a way to escape, but that's easier said than done when you're in a snowstorm, in a bus running out of gas, and no way out of town to escape the surrounding zombies.

I admit that I was surprised by how entertained I was from this book. The plot sounds like it comes straight from a cheesy horror movie. The book does feel at times like you are reading a cheesy horror movie, and it does start out that way. Our main cast is isolated, in a snowstorm, with no way to get help. Bonus points that they are young people. The longer in the story, though, the more complicated the storyline gets. I just kept wanting to turn the pages in this book because I wanted to see the characters make it out of this dangerous situation. There was never a break in the action in this book and the thrill level just went up and up and up.

The story also takes the typical zombie plot into absurd directions. Sometimes the absurdity of the book was difficult for me to take in or believe (that's what makes it absurd!). Oddly enough, though, it worked for the book. For instance: The absurdity also brings some humor into the story, from the witty banter between the characters to the unconventional methods the characters use to kill the zombies.

The characters in the story seem to be, at first glance, the stereotypical characters. Smitty is the rebel, Alice is the princess, and later we also get the nerd. Bobby, our main character, is likely considered to be the average one, which works for the story because we need someone who we can relate to because we certainly can't relate to the situation, but as the story continues Bobby becomes more than just the average girl. One of the difficulties I did have with Bobby's character, though, is her history. Her history eventually becomes important, but for most of the story we don't know her history or it is vague. This is understandable since we don't want to take a break from the action to learn her story, but some parts of her history seem to affect her deeply and have changed her. Not knowing much made her feel less developed.

IN CONCLUSION
Overall, I did enjoy this book. I found it to be very entertaining, equal parts thrilling and absurd. I give this book a rating of three stars, which is my "I liked it" rating. While I enjoyed reading this book, the book did not make me think or make a huge connection with me, it was just a fun read. The book ended in an abrupt way that made me immediately put the next book on hold, so I will be continuing this series.
Profile Image for Carol (StarAngel's Reviews) Allen.
1,692 reviews634 followers
June 28, 2014
3 1/2 Stars

I didn't LOVE it but I didn't HATE it....it fell in between for me. I enjoyed the story line but was able to put the story down and out of my brain when I wanted.

I think what fell flat for me is the age bracket of the characters. I am not a huge fan of YA books unless the story grips me completely.

So that being said...I will use the age old cliche "It's not you - it's me."

If you enjoy YA Zombie books - then this is definitely right up that alley - because not only does the story take a different route in the whole "zombie" genre but it adds a bunch of humor into the story as well.
22 reviews9 followers
March 14, 2012
OMG. THIS BOOK IS AMAZING!!!!! I AM SO SHOCKED. I AM NEVER GOING TO DRINK CARROT JUICE OR TAKE FREE SAMPLES EVER AGAIN. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT… and what’s worst… is that it could happen… - but I have a big imagination, so don’t worry!
Anyway, back to writing the review… This book is by Kirsty McKay, and it is the first in a series called Undead. The next book is called Unfed and it’s going to come out in the August of this year… ;(. Undead ended on a really big cliffhanger… and I CAN’T WAIT FOR UNFED TO COME OUT….
As you can probably guess this book is about ZOMBIES!!! I love zombie books!!! They are AMAZING!!! Zombie books are so full of action, and although most zombie books have the same sorta plot, but they are all unique and AMAZING/ not amazing, in their own special ways! This book is one of those unique and AMAZING BOOKS!! It’s also one of those few books that almost have no genre; there was action, romance and LOTS of comedy (I know it sounds odd; laughing at a zombie plague…). It was fast paced and it literally had my heart racing (believe it or not, that is no exaggeration), and at the end of almost every chapter, there was some of cliff- hanger to keep me reading… It was really hard to put it down for one second… Seriously, THIS IS A MUST READ!!!
A quick summary
The main character is this new girl called Bobby, she has recently moved school and moved country and basically she is one of the “odd people” who don’t really fit in… Her mum “suggests” her to go on the school ski trip and EVERYONE TURNS INTO ZOMBIES!!!, well… not everyone… and this book is basically about them trying not to die!, happy thought!
Cons
er… This is one of the few books that I am actually struggling to come up with any cons…
Pros
Bobby
She is AWESOME, I think she deserves her own little paragraph!! She isn’t like one of those girls who just screams and screams and screams when a zombie plague happens. She is an unbelievably strong character and her determination to survive is just incredible! I loved how she was the narrator; she was so funny… But at times I felt like screaming at her (in a good way) because she is thinking about Lego while she should be RUNNING FOR HER LIFE!! (The Quote is below)
The other characters
I feel bad… because these characters don’t have their own paragraph like Bobby… I guess that’s their own fault though!
Smitty: He’s the typical bad boy in the school, or was… because their class, is kinda dead… He has this carefree nature about him, which I thought was truly amazing; he was always the first to volunteer to do all of the dangerous tasks; even though he could have DIED…
Alice: She’s the type of girl in a school that spends hours putting on make up and believe it or not… that doesn’t change at all in a zombie plague… She was a funny character- as in laughing funny. She was always herself no matter what; that means mocking and teasing people at all the wrong times…
Pete: He’s a geek.
The writing style
KIRSTY MCKAY is an AMAZING author!!! I will definitely be looking out for more of her books! There was a time in this book when I found that I could just read the speeches of the different characters and just know, without even looking, who was talking. That’s what I think is amazing; you know almost no information about the characters, yet you feel as if you have known them their whole lives. Yes, I know it sounds odd… but if you’ve read the book then you will understand… Probably… Maybe… or maybe it’s just me… I also love the humour. It was a good contrast to the series stuff about dying, and being eaten, or blown up, etc…
Favourite Quotes
“Maybe he’s got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can’t get a smoke”
“Here’s Lego Zombie Chef! Here’s Lego Zombie builder! See their grasping hands and posable limbs!
“I’m evil, but I don’t care”
“Could you just go downstairs and lock up the headless body first, please? It’s reasonable request.”

Overall
This book is AMAZING!!! (have I mentioned that before?). For all of you zombie fans out there YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK!!! and for all of you non-zombie fans out there either READ THIS BOOK or in the nicest possible way go drink some carrot juice or go to a cafe and make a carrot man attack you. Easily 5 shuriken stars! JUST GO TO THE NEAREST BOOKSHOP/ LIBRARY/ ANYWHERE AND GET A COPY OF THIS BOOK!!!
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May 16, 2016
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I wouldn't say this is a 5-star novel, but I enjoyed this so damn much that I'm saying to hell with it and giving it 4.5 stars.

Undead is a book I read as part of a reading challenge for one of my book clubs. I wasn't expecting much from it. Like, at all. I picked it up in the hopes that it'd be a meaningless, shits-for-giggles novel that you read just because, like when you eat food you're not the fondest of just because it's food. I mean, come on: this is a zombie novel and the cover has a cheerleader on it with a bloody ax. So I wasn't expecting much except for a fun, quick read that's just a read. But here's the deal: I liked it. Like, a lot.

This book was totally better than I thought it'd be. I'm not saying I expected it to be bad--if I'd have thought that then I wouldn't have actually wanted to read it. But there's something about Undead that just hits the damn spot. It's a zombie novel in the vein that Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland are zombie movies: it leans more toward the comedic, mocking side, more laughs than screams. There's still seriousness and substance though, and something about it just works. I think I loved this book. And I'll be completely honest when I say that I wasn't expecting to be such a big fan of Undead, but I am.

Undead begins after a high school ski trip, when the bus stops at some random cafe for lunch. Bobby decides to stay on the bus to eat because she's the new girl from America (this is set in England), she has no friends, and she's the queen bee's favorite person to sting. With her on the bus are the bus driver and Smitty, the resident bad boy who's not allowed off the bus because he's the resident bad boy. (More on him later.) Fast forward a bit and something's gone wrong--the people are wrong--and Bobby, Smitty, queen bitch Alice, and ultimate nerd Peter are fighting for their lives and in the snow.

I kind of adore these characters, okay? This is Bobby's story and it's all in her point of view, but Kirsty McKay does such a good job of fleshing out her secondary characters and in a way that works for this kind of novel. I liked being in Bobby's head and seeing how she'd describe the unfortunate things happening around her. She's a total teenager bitter about being the picked on new kid and she's suffering from the loss of someone, but she could be snarky and grounded, mean and kind, all at the same time and when necessary. She had no idea what the hell was she doing, but she would still try to be fierce and not sit there crying like a baby and peeing her pants (like I would). Where Bobby's the best, most headstrong leader (everyone else's heads may be a little off kilter), Peter's the necessary brains of the group. He might pick using his brain over worrying about his own being eaten, but he's smart and techy and a large part of what the little ragtag group needs to survive. Alice is so perfectly the high class, oh-dear-gosh-I-broke-a-nail, forget-the-zombies-look-at-my-hair, queen bee, mean girl bitch. Sometimes that gets so overdone and is so obnoxious I can't stand it, but Alice and her character work so perfectly in Undead. I mean, occasionally you just wish someone would bash her over the head and shut her up, but she's rather tolerable. And there's Smitty. SMITTY SMITTY SMITTY. He is the comic relief, occasional voice of reason, possibly the most logical of the bunch--thought not the most serious--and just the best. He and Bobby definitely take the reins the most (how fitting). I love Smitty. He's got that whole punk rock, rebellious, I-hate-the-world vibe, and it is so wonderfully Smitty. If Smitty's not on a page then what's the point of reading it? (Also, I totally pictured him as Dalton Rapattoni from American Idol.)

Now, the zombies. They're kind of your average dumb, braaaaaain-addicted zombies, except where the hell did they come from? Don't worry--we actually get an explanation of sorts! (I feel like so many zombie stories avoid that but we want to know, damn it.) But with zombies also comes the whole people vs. people, trust no one concept, so that takes a bit of a play here, too. It has zombies, but it's not overly zombie-fied. It's a story about teenagers trying to survive not just zombies but being stuck with each other, and it is such a thrill to read. Undead has, like, everything, and it's the kind of book that could overdo it and get away with it, but McKay keeps most things at just the right level.

Undead is definitely a book you want to read, whether you like zombies or not. My gosh, it's just so fun and I adore it. Like, okay, zombie book, let me snuggle with you. It's very much on the lighter side and can be rather comedic and utterly ridiculous, but it still has that fine mix of panic and thrills and oh my gosh DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? Seriously. Perfect blend of everything. There are even feels and romance and I SHIP IT, so brain-filled brownie points to you, book. It's light and fun and, yes, kind of meaningless, I guess (I mean, it's not going to win any awards or anything; it's not that kind of book at all), but WHO CARES. Let me tell you: I read Undead and its sequel Unfed over the course of a couple days (I freaking devoured Undead in like a day), and books haven't been doing that to me lately and it was so nice to be all over a book again and just want to smile because of it and just writing the review for it is getting all me excited and filled with glee and it's been over a month since I've read it. Thank gosh I had Unfed on-hand or else I would've been in pure agony because SEQUEL, NEED. (Especially after that ending WHAT WAS THAT.) Now, give me all the Kirsty McKay books, please.
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372 reviews171 followers
September 16, 2013
Reviewed originally @Blood,Sweat and Books

Undead is a book that is part bad 80's movie and part badass Zombie splatter fest. Think The Breakfast Club meets Resident Evil. What can I say though, this book works! I loved the blending of this sort of b-plot storyline filled with sort of cliche characters (the jock, the outcast, the popular girl etc..) and that of a Pharmaceutical Company gone corrupt. Alone each might have made a decent story but together it makes it great!

One of my favorite parts about Undead was its pacing. This story flew by so quickly and yet the Author knew exactly when to give us the readers breathers that really built up the tension for the next big scene. My only small complaint was the ending. The story felt finished but yet continued on several pages longer showing viewpoints of events from around Scotland. It was interesting sure but also felt a bit like it didn't belong in the book. I might be grasping at straws here but I think this might of been at one point a short story meant to bridge the gap between Book #1 & Book #2 but when the book was republished it instead became part of the main book.

Another thing I really liked were the Zombies. I expected them to exist and be scary but I never really expected the Author to show as much carnage as she did. I am a believer that you can't have a good Zombie story without showing the details. That means heads being lopped off, neck wounds gushing blood and Zombies chowing down on any body part they can grab. Since this was a YA book I sort of expected it to hold back on the gore but instead was pleasantly surprised to see that the Author wasn't afraid to show what needed to be in order to highlight the danger they were all in. Good for her!

Lastly, I liked the characters. Bobby was smart and resourceful. She was in short a survivor. My only disappointment with her character was she let everyone else treat her like she was expendable. Grow a backbone girl! I also liked Smitty. He was obviously the rebel of the group but when it came down to it he was a valuable member of the team putting his own life in jeopardy time and again to ensure the others safety. The only character I disliked was Alice. She treated everyone piss poorly and they all took it (although Bobby certainly received the most jabs). I just wanted someone to tell her to get off her ass and be helpful but they never did. I'm hoping in the next book she has some character growth. Although Zombie chow is looking better and better if you ask me!

Overall, I really liked Undead. The story was fast paced, well written and had the perfect blend of humor and horror to keep me engaged. If you like films like Zombieland and Shaun of the Dead or books like Monument 14 or The Way We Fall then I highly suggest picking Undead up and giving it a go. With that being said, I'll be rating Undead by Kirsty McKay ★★★★.

*Copy owned by me. All opinions are my own and I was not compensated in any which way for providing them.
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96 reviews1 follower
April 23, 2013
They’re not exactly the friendliest of creatures; fiercely aggressive, rancid in appearance and always paired with an insatiable hunger for ‘Braaains ...’ but zombies have somehow found themselves at the height of popularity these days. So, when a novel comes along featuring the shambling, reanimated corpses the world is so used to watching/reading about/ blowing up in video-games, it really does need to be something rather special to raise more than just the most dedicated zom-buster’s eyebrow.

A YA novel at heart, Undead begins in a suitably teenage fashion as heroine Bobby, the new girl with the foreign accent, tries to deflect the unruly attentions of her rowdy schoolmates. No easy task as the book starts on a crowded bus pulling into a rest stop in deepest darkest Scotland. Even more tricky when, after Bobby elects to stay behind whilst everyone else ventures outside for a refresher, her schoolmates return to the bus as groaning, walking corpses intent on tearing her limb from limb.

It’s perhaps lucky then that Bobby is not alone on the bus; rebellious class clown Smitty has been ordered to stay behind with her although, right from the start, it’s clear he’s more intent on throwing out one-liners rather than taking the situation (or anything else for that matter) particularly seriously. And this is Undead’s greatest strength: the slick dialogue, as well as Bobby’s internal thoughts, are both wonderfully sassy and frequently laugh-out-loud funny, despite the relative horror of the situation. Things soon become even more spirited, too, as popular girl Alice (quickly nicknamed Malice) joins the pair, shortly followed by class know-it-all, Pete.

With the gang set firmly in place the zingers continue to fly but that’s not to say that Undead is all fun and giggles. The zombie threat is not watered down at all and the descriptions of the ferocious living corpses are graphic, grizzly and often very, very bloody – this is no story for the faint-hearted and, as one might expect in any such plot, people (minors included) frequently meet horrible ends.

Whilst the book’s main story centres on survival (the gang have several colourful discussions concerning what they should do and where they should go) the final act, a superb series of set pieces taking place in a moody Scottish castle, introduces the protagonists to the sinister plot behind the outbreak. Add to the mix a torrent of cliff-hangers, a host of excellent supporting characters (special mention to the divine yet devious Grace) and this really is a novel that anyone, undead or not, would no doubt be delighted to sink their teeth into.
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554 reviews83 followers
March 4, 2020
This was a really good, very entertaining YA adventure story involving a group of students on a school trip, zombies, mad-scientists, drugs, death, blood and gore and would certainly appeal to most 11-18 year olds who are interested in enjoying an easy 'monster' read which is fast paced, well written and certainly quite unusual. It reminded me of a detective 'Famous 5 (UK)' tale but about teenagers, written for Zombie crazed teenagers whilst being set in modern day society up in the snowy Highlands of arctic Scotland. Fun for all but highly recommended for Young Adults (11+ years, min). Rating: 3.7 stars.
"Now, anyone fancy a nice glass of carrot juice??" - guaranteed to put some extra fire in your belly!!
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1,255 reviews65 followers
June 12, 2021
Si tengo que resumir este libro en pocas palabras estas serían "malo de la muerte". Y es que por primera vez en mi historial de lectora estaba deseando que los zombis atraparan a los protagonistas.

Bobby es una adolescente británica que acaba de regresar a la patria después de unos años de estar viviendo en E.E. U.U. Y como buena adolescente odia a su madre, primero por llevarla a las Américas y luego por traerla de vuelta. Como novata en el insti, se convierte en la paria, en el objeto de burlas de los populares. Y aquí la vemos encerrada en un autobús con el macarra del instituto, el friki sabelotodo y la reina del baile, rodeados de sus antiguos compañeros y profesores convertidos en zombis.

La lectura es aburrida, tediosa; los zombis son tan lentos que andando los sacan tanta ventaja que en un momento se pueden sentar sin miedo a que los alcancen. Los protagonistas tan insoportables, que como ya he dicho estaba deseando los atraparan.
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287 reviews8 followers
October 15, 2020
I don’t know how this has managed to be the best book I’ve read in months, but it is, and I loved it. I just love a good zombie story and this ticked off every dumb box! So much fun. Now I’m off to find the second one.
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150 reviews33 followers
December 24, 2016
Two words - Scotland. Zombies. I was all over it! Zombies on my home turf?! I'm in!

What I didn't realise going into this was that it's probably what's known as a 'middle grade' read (I think) and that definitely had a bearing on how I was feeling towards the book before I figured it out. I had wrongly thought this was at least a YA so when the zombie's were few and far between and there was a general 'tameness' to it overall I was feeling unsatisfied. But then it clicked...it's for kids. Or is it? I think so...I'm conflicted...

Okay, so my uncertainties aside I'll be assuming this is for kids and that being the case I thought it was great! It's scary enough without being too scary. For the intended age group that is.

I don't like including synopsis in my reviews but just a quick overview would be - School bus trip to Aviemore, Scotland and a handful of teens are left to survive after making a rest stop at a cafe where almost everyone in the vicinity drop's dead and rises again as a zombie.

I loved the characters and they were really well written and believable. What really brought them to life for me was the dialogue. The dialogue was spot on and the interaction of the mismatched band of survivors really worked. I had no problem 'hearing' their voices in my head as I was reading. The characters are stereotypes 101 but I loved them all anyway.

If you've ever watched 'The Breakfast Club' there's a line at the start that goes, "We're a princess, a jock, a brain, a basket case..." or something like that and Undead's characters reminded me of those. They're all so different but they're thrown together in something that none of them asked for or wanted and they're getting along and getting though it as best they can.

Considering it's a zombie book it's actually quite a funny book too. It's not a joke a minute type thing but the characters can find humour even in terror. For example they give names to the zombies (booby woman springs to mind, ha!) and there is lots of observational humour and wise-assery scattered about too. I like that.

The only downside I found was that I wasn't overly fond of the ending. It felt a bit rushed compared to the rest of the book and left me wondering what just happened but there's another book to follow so I'll be checking that out and looking forward to continuing the story, and maybe getting some more answers to the questions I have about the ending.

I'm not the target audience but I do love a zombie book and this one is still a 4 star for me, regardless of whether or not I'm in the correct age bracket for it.
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593 reviews21 followers
October 5, 2022
An action packed teen / YA zombie tale with some humor and gore mixed in making it a fun read.

I thought Bobby was a good MC with a fun and feisty attitude that made her both believable and relatable. The humor and sarcasm mixed in throughout the group's characters was well done, making them a very entertaining bunch to say the least.

After reading this one I'm kind of happy o never went on a school ski trip.
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704 reviews92 followers
July 9, 2015
school trips. pack a lunch and pick a weapon.

I really enjoyed this book, it was fast, action packed and it was very funny most thanks to the character of smitty that had the funny streak all through the novel even when times were serious. i had trouble putting it down because the book was a heart-pounding, action-packed, zombie tale that took off.

We jump in with both feet right along with our heroes running, swinging, bickering, and armed to the teeth. At a roadside diner just asking for a zombie blood bath, the Cheery Chomper, Bobby witnesses a whole new side to her classmates. who would of thought going on a high school trip would turn ugly and you see all your teachers and classmates reamimate and become flesh eating zombies. The teamwork with the four main characters was abslouetly funny and good ro read. Bobby was the main character who is the new kid in school, an outsider, trying to find her way and perhaps a friend or two when her schoolmates begin zombie-ing out, hunting for bloody bits to nibble and suck on. Instead of cracking the social status bubble of the queen bees, Bobby could end up cracking skulls instead, she is also very witty and always has a snarky comeback for everything but doesn't say it out loud.

Smitty is the rebel without a cause guy who hates being on the school trip more than anyone, hes the wise guy whose always cracking jokes and making snarky comments to all of them even when the situation doesn't permit it. Alice is the preppy, stuck up, popular girl of the school who you love to hate while reading this novel.

THE ENDING OF THE BOOK IS JUST INSANE, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!
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257 reviews44 followers
June 19, 2012
The best way to describe this book is The Breakfast Club meets zombie slasher flick - and if that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, you should read it anyway for a surprisingly funny teen romance/adventure. Bobby, formerly of the UK, then the US, now back to the UK, is frustrated, sad, lonely, pissy, and SO very tired of her perky classmates on the pre-school year ski trip. When everyone gets off the bus at a rest stop on the way home, Bobby stays on-board, and unfortunately, so does Smitty, the class "rebel-without-a-cause". This turns out to be a good thing when their entire class turns into a bunch of raving zombies, and it's up to the two of them, plus a few other stragglers, to save both themselves and the rest of the world.

The who-dunnit twist at the end needs a little bit more (lead-up? explanation? context?), but ties up some loose plot points nicely. The writing manages to keep pace throughout the plot, amping up the action and the tension with each short chapter. A relatively breezy read, Bobby & Smitty's banter breaks up the suspense, while Alice (the popular cheerleader) and Pete (the brain) play helpful supporting roles. For a cleverly-written romp through the Scottish countryside, I highly recommend this, dare I say it?, teen zombie adventure.
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195 reviews63 followers
May 21, 2015
This book was worse than I could have ever imaged it would be. The story seems interesting but the narrator ruined everything. This is a great example of terrible YA writing that made me want to claw my eyes out. The author tried too hard to be funny and the story progression was just completely unrealistic (I mean, I know it's about zombies, but still). I made it 100 pages in before I couldn't do it anymore. Another one bites the dust.
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66 reviews23 followers
January 27, 2016
Although this is a light read, that doesn't mean it's a lightweight.

I read this in less than a day, and enjoyed every minute of it. It was fresh, snarky and exactly what I was looking for - an easy read with lots going for it.

I'm looking forward to the sequel being released in ebook format soon.
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26 reviews
April 6, 2023
This book really disappointed me and it’s kind of my fault for picking. I was expecting writing more in my reading level but it just felt like I was reading something for a 6th grader. Didn’t like the book at all but I’m giving it 2 because it was my fault for picking the wrong book 😕
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3,365 reviews1,398 followers
July 19, 2018
It's a 3.5 stars read. funny and eventful, reading this book reminds me of Return of the Living Dead, but this book clearly isn't the best of its kinds.
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525 reviews91 followers
November 3, 2012

salah satu buku zombie fave gw ...why ? baca nya seru kayak nonton pelem .... [image error]

awal cerita di mulai dari rombongan bus anak2 sma yg lagi pergi ke skotland buat semacam karya wisata...
heroine kita namanya bobby (nama asli roberta..tapi dia mau nya di panggil bobby...)dia anak baru disana..pindahan dari inggris...belom punya temen akrab dan memang gak pinter bergaul karena sering pindah2 sekolah ngikutin pekerjaan ibu nya apalagi after bokapnya meninggal karena cancer...bobby lumayan jadi anak tertutup [image error]

terussss....bis nya berenti di salah satu kota kecil..mau istirahat...semua anak2 turun dari bis termasuk para guru..mereka masuk ke semacam resto...
yg gak ikut turun dan tetep di bis itu si bobby dan seorang co...anak nakal dan slengean abis yg namanya smitty ...
smitty imuuut...me likey [image error]

smitty lagi di hukum pak guru jadi gak boleh turun dan mesti tinggal di bis bersama2 bobby dan supir...

gak lama...mereka heran..kok sepi banget...gak ada tanda2 anak2 sama guru2 balik ke bis..mana lagi salju gede pula...dan lagi kota nya juga keliatan aneh dan sepi...mereka hanya ketemu sama seseorg yg berpakaian kostum wortel (selanjutnya disebut carrot man) yg ngebagi2 in jus kotak ke penumpang bis...
sepiii kayak kota mati [image error]

si supir keluar buat mengecek dan dia balik dalam keadaan berdarah dan gak sadarkan diri....
bobby dan smitty akhirnya turun dari bis dan mau masuk ke resto mencari guru2...dan kebetulan bobby mau pipis...gak boleh pipis di bis yg lagi berenti hehehe...tapi kan pipis gak bisa ditahan2....
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di dalam mereka ngeliat temen2 sekelas dan guru mereka diam aja (mati ?) dan cuma ketemu sama si queen of bitch, alice (yg ama smitty suka di panggil'malice') dan si co albino yg bersembunyi di wc dalam keadaan kalut dan shock)
si albino bilang dia di kejar2 zombie...dan alice sebelomnya juga lari2 menuju bis dan bilang salah satu guru mereka mengejar dia dan mo makan dia...

awalnya bobby dan smitty gak percaya...tapi ternyata temen2 sekalas mereka beneran bangun dan berubah jadi zombie juga mengejar mereka...
mereka lari ke bis..dan krn si supir masih gak sadarkan diri..si albino yg nyetir dan menabrak salah satu guru mereka yg udah berubah... [image error]

mereka kabur deh...gak bisa jauh2 karena mesti isi bensin....
disana juga keadaan porak poranda..cuma ketemu sama seorang co penjaga yg lagi ngumpet di bawah meja ...
oh ya..semua device gak berfungsi ...hp gak nyalah dan inet gak ada jaringan...mereka yg awalnya mau minta tolong bingung mau lapor kemana [image error]
kata si penjaga toko dia ngumpet karena dikejar bos nya yg tiba2 mo makan dia... [image error]

gak lama denger suara bergemuruh, gak tau nya 'rombongan' zombie temen2 sekelas mereka jalan pelan2 menuju pom bensin itu ( untung zombie gak bisa lari...fiuh [image error]

si penjaga ikut mereka kabur ke dalam bis..dan smitty berhasil membakar pom bensin nya setelah memancing kawanan zombie kesana..so mereka hangus terbakar....

abis gitu dengan bensin seada nya yg cuma dikit (belom sempet isi bensin) mereka pergi mencari bantuan ke desa terdekat...

di perjalanan mereka ketemu dengan seorg ce dan adik nya yg masih balita...dan ikut rombongan bis itu...mereka kehilangan ibu mereka yg masuk kedalam resto dan gak kembali lagi [image error]

belom lagi si penjaga toko ribut sama smitty dll...dan bawa kabur laptop mereka yg batere nya tinggal dikit...lalu pergi entah kemana...

dan si supir yg ada di dalam bis yg mereka kira sakit ternyata berubah jadi zombie juga karena kegigit....mau gak mau smitty mesti memancing si supir zombie turun dari bis supaya gak ngejar yang lain...
smitty yg keserimpet jatuh tepat di kaki si supir zombie...bobby turun membantu smity dan berhasil mengkampak kepala si supir [image error]

perjalanan di teruskan dan pas sampe di desa, bukannya ada org yg bisa membantu...semua org2 udah berubah jadi zombie dan mengejar mereka....

kembali mereka kabur dan berhasil menemukan tempat persembunyian...suatu vila yg kosong... [image error]

di villa tersebut mereka menemukan perangkat video kamera yg merekam semua kejadian di daerah situ..di mulai dari kedatangan mereka naik bis, carrot man membagi2 kan juice...org2 yg tiba2 mati dan jadi zombie....
ternyata penyebaran virus nya lewat jus kotak yg di bagi2 kan si carrot man
tapi sebelom sempet ngeliat sampe abis...mereka ketemu sama si carot man zombie....maen kejar2 an lagi walo akhirnya bisa di matiin juga si carot man... [image error]

masalah belom berakhir karena mereka mesti mencari cara gimana bisa keluar hidup2 dari sana...

lalu mereka ke ruang bawah tanah dan menemukan mayat tanpa kepala di salah satu dungeon...dan siapapun yg membunuh si pemilik villa itu rupanya kembali ke villa buat mencari sesuatu...

pendatang2 itu mencari kunci ke menara yg tercecer waktu mereka di villa..
kunci nya di temukan sama si kakak anak balita dan di sembunyikan ...


si pendatang ternyata jahat dan salah satu dari mereka mengganggu bobby yang bikin smitty marah ( jeles ? [image error] ) so akhirnya mereka berkelahi...
karena salah satu dari trio punya alat kejut listrik akhirnya smitty kalah dan mereka semua di kurung di dungeon...

bobby, smitty,alice,albino si ce dan adiknya berhasil kabur setelah bobby mendengar pembicaraan mereka kalo mereka yg sengaja menyebarkan virus percobaan karena di bayar oleh perusahaan obat di tempat mereka bekerja..dan mereka butuh kunci ke menari buat mengambil virus dan satu2 nya anti virus yg ada...

tapi sebelum pelarian...si bocah itu tiba2 sakit dan berubah jadi zombie..kakaknya yg gak mau pisah sama adiknya rela memeluk si adik dan di gigit..akhir nya mereka jadi zombie juga...
smitty, bobby alice dan albino berhasil menggunakan kunci ke menara dan mengunci pintu...si trio jahat gak bisa masuk dan mereka juga sibuk karena gerombolan zombie dari desa berhasil masuk ke villa... [image error]

di menara di temukan bukti2 kalo ibu bobby yg ilmuwan mengetahui ttg wabah zombie dan penawar...dan mereka harus segera keluar karena tempat itu udah di pasangin bom peledak yg akan menghancurkan semua bukti kejahatan si perusahaan obat itu..

dengan bantuan ibu nya yg menelepon bobby dan ngasih tau jalan buat mencari pertolongan, bobby dkk berhasil kabur keluar dengan membawa virus dan serum... [image error]

cuma di perjalanan smitty jatuh ke dalam danau yg retak dan membeku krn salju dan di bawah danau itu banyak zombie yg menarik smitty supaya tenggelam dan bisa di makan....
yg lain cuma bisa ngeliat ngeri...hanya booby yg berlari membantu smitty walau di larang ibu nya...
bobby berhasil menarik smitty...
sayangnya smitty kena gigit...dan smitty minta bobby pergi ninggalin dia... [image error]


bobby gak mau dan teringat serum anti virus....dia kasih ke smitty walau di larang ibu nya..bobby gak peduli
ibu bobby bilang itu serum yg sangat berharga [image error]

akhirnya smitty gak jadi zombie...yay [image error]

so mereka semua berhasil kabur after terdengar ledakan...
dan pas jalan kaki beberapa lama mereka ketemu sama rombongan bis anak sekolahan lagi....
mereka di tolong dan naik ke bis ...
tapi gak bisa lama karena mereka menemukan kotak jus carrot man....
lalu bobby bangunin smitty dan yg lain dan bilang mereka harus segera turun dari bis itu....
bis berhenti tiba2 dan supir dan semua penumpang bis tiba2 mati....

bersambung ke buku 2.... [image error]


gimana cara nya mereka bisa kabur dari bus penuh zombie ?
lalu gimanakah hubungan smitty dan bobby secara smitty pernah mencium bobby pas dalam pelarian...?

bobby and smitty pasangan yg cute... [image error]
smitty org nya funny dan bisa diandalkan...
i love this book...
nanti baca lanjutannya deh..judulnya UNFED.... [image error]


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2,497 reviews104 followers
October 30, 2017
I am super weird about zombies. I absolutely hate the idea of them, am completely terrified of them, but the only way I can deal with the thought of them is reading. Movies and games about zombies beyond terrify me, and yet in book form I not only deal, I rather enjoy the chase. Weird, hey?

I picked this up at an op shop a while ago, and finally decided to give it a go this morning. Luckily (or unluckily?) my doctor was running late so I had plenty of time to chomp into this, and then finish it when I got home. It is a fast paced book, with many chase scenes and wondering who will get bitten next scenes. Essentially though, this keeps the plot flowing forwards and keeps you wanting to know what happens next.

There are a few cliches, and not all the characterizations are good. There were times that too many characters were on the scene, and each one had to have a sentence on what they were doing. This bogged it down a little for me. All in all though, I enjoyed it for a quick zombie read, and would read book two if I came across it. If zombies are your thing too, this is worth a look. Four stars.
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306 reviews84 followers
October 16, 2017
A disappointing YA book that even my love of zombies couldn't fix.

What Worked: There were some parts I actually did find humorous. For example this quote: “I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.”(for some reason that really cracked me up!) and this one: “I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, desperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.”

The zombies were sufficiently gross and zombie like (no super fast uber zombies here) which was nice that it was traditional in that sense. It was also nice that the ending was a big shout out to cheesy horror flicks of yesteryear where the characters think they're safe and (cue the ominous music) Dum-dum-DUUUUMMMMM.....oh no they aren't...the end?

What Didn't Work: The humor...OK I know I said I thought some parts were funny but for the most part they weren't. Our 'heroine', Bobby is so snarky that after awhile of being in her head I kind of wanted to choke her. Her humor was her entire reaction to the zombie outbreak. Not many other emotions were involved in regards to her. Which leads me to....

The characters....Not one of them was interesting enough to make me want them to survive the zombie apocalypse. Not. A. One. Our 4 teenage 'heroes' are not friends and their constant bickering should have got them killed right away. In addition, these kids should have some knowledge about surviving a zombie outbreak. Granted, it's not a subject taught in school but when the opportunity arose to gather supplies and food they all sat around to watch surveillance tape of the last 24 hours. Um...Hello!!! Food and supplies first...then television. Any good teenager knows television comes after chores!

The first person present tense narrative also worked against this book because spending so many hours in Bobby's head was just annoying. This also lead to a big debate I had on Facebook with my friends on "Do teens today really use text talk in conversation?" I've heard people using OMG (oh em gee) a lot but do they really say "LOLZ" and "ROFL" in conversation? After talking with real teens I was told only douche-canoes do. Don't be a douche-canoe!

Two more things that worked against this book. 1) the gestation period on becoming a zombie was inconsistent. Those who ingested the 'virus' turned to zombie at different rates depending on the amount of zombie virus they ingested. This ranged from immediately to 2 days. OK got it. Now those who did not ingest but who were ingested (aka bitten) also seemed to gestate from immediate to 2 days. Consistency would have been great but sadly, it just wasn't there. AND B) No matter the situation, the kids managed to escape from being killed by extremely convenient circumstances. The topping on the flesh eating cake was when Bobby's mom, who apparently was not worried that her daughter was in the middle of ZombieFest for days, swooped in at the end and saved the day just in time, providing her daughter could follow through with getting her what she wanted first. Way to go mom! Gold Star for parenting!

In A Nutshell: Perhaps a teenager could enjoy this book, I am, after all, a grown-up. However, I have to mention that there are far better YA paranormal books out there that are written better and are more interesting. Zombie factor aside, if you're looking for a paranormal YA I'd check out Cinder by Marissa Meyer, Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor or The Body Finder by Kimberly Derting before Undead.
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85 reviews
July 2, 2014

Combining the chill of THE SHINING, the thrill ride of SPEED, the humor of SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and the angst of THE BREAKFAST CLUB...

The breakfast club? And wait...did you say Shaun of the dead?

I love Shaun of the dead, it's the perfect combo between zombies and comedy, so I had to read this book.

The story starts with Bobby's school ski trip, and I was very confused in the beginning because she kept thinking she didn't belong and I couldn't understand where she was exactly and where she was from, if they where in America and she was British or the other way around. In fact, it was neither. You see, Bobby was born in England, but them she moved to the States, and now she had moved again to England.



....took me a while to figure all of this...

I think that was basically pointless information, it was probably easier for the reader if it was one of the other options, because this fact is kind of useless, except
Oh, and the kids judged her and mocked her for her mixed accent, but the weird thing was that in America the kids also mocked her but because of her British accent. Again, too much stuff that I really don't care about.

The story progress in a normal way, nothing outside the box it was quite predictable really, but I was expecting that.

The characters were fine, too. Being in Bobby's head wasn't nothing special, again, it was quite predictable and nothing really stood out.

So...
Was it good? Yeah
Did it live up to the promise of having some Shaun of the dead humor? A little bit.
Was it has good has Shaun of the dead? No, it was not.

3 stars!
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573 reviews369 followers
September 12, 2011
Now you know I really struggle with zombies and steam punk. I am honest, I hold my hands up and normally avoid these books like the plague. Yet everyone kept telling me that Undead would change my views on zombies. So always eager to give a genre another go, I dived into Undead and rose to the service practically wetting myself with laughter.

This is a serious zombie book but with severe humour on each page. All I kept thinking of was Shaun of the Dead mixing with the teenage cast of Eastenders! I am serious. As I was reading it, Smitty just kept appearing in my head as 'Arthur' aka 'Fatboy' in Eastenders, purely because the humour was the same. Smitty was definitely my favourite character throughout the book, he is such a cool dude who is quick with the sarcasm. The banter between Bobby and Smitty is just hilarious and I loved their clever quips and retorts. It was fabulous to see their relationship grow throughout the book.

But this book isn't just funny. There is lots of gore and nastiness from the zombies which did scare me just a tad. They sounded disgusting and smell like poo, apparently! Yuck!

There is rather a huge twist at the end of the book and I got the feeling that this might be the first book in the series. You don't appear to get the full picture by the end of the book and it seems the cycle begins again, so I will be intrigued to where the story goes.

As for zombies, mmmm, I am still not keen on them and I am still not sure I would read another one. They are just dead and eat people - no appeal to me what so ever. However, Kirsty Mckay's writing really appeals to me and I look forward to reading something without zombies from her in the future. I have a similar sense of humour as her and I find her very entertaining.
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2,279 reviews567 followers
September 27, 2013
Rating 3.4* out of 5. I loved this book. :) It's not original or profound, it's just good, unpretenious fun with a bit of blood splatter. Exactly what you need after yet another hard day's work.

Bobby has returned to Scotland after a few childhood years in the United States. Her accent is all wrong and of course she's an outcast. So on her way home from a school trip, she doesn't join her classmates in the cafe when the bus stops fro a break. She remains in the bus with a rebellish boy who isn't let off the bus by a teacher. Little do they know at the time that this saves them from becoming the first victims in a zombie outbreak.

After the initial craze, zombie killings and panic, a few more living humans are encountered. First Alice and Peter from the class, and then a girl with her little brother. They end up in a castle which has a few secrets to reveal.

This book doesn't take it self very seriously. Bobby the heroine is snarky to say the least, but then again, having to cooperate with Alice, the most popular girl in the class, takes it toll. It's the first "zombie comedy" book I've ever read, that's for sure. A great ride. I'm glad I've got the next book.

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